What do Cards and Cocks have in common?

I suck at cards. I do. I don't get it, I'm not good at it. I just am not a poker player. In fact, I'm lousy at Black Jack and Uno and most card games. But I have watched enough movies to know what a 'tell' is. So let me let you boys in on a little secret......a lot of you have a tell.

So, it starts with a news flash....Girls are different from guys. Guys are visual. Good gawd are you guys visually driven. We aren't. I mean sometimes sure. I can be turned on by how good looking someone is. But, in general, our eyes are not how you get to us. So, do you know what it tells me (or any other girl on here) when you just start a conversation with a dick pic? Like that's your lead. Or you just randomly through it out there early on. It says that you have no clue about me, about women. Guess what? That's not so interesting to us when you don't get us. And it almost always means a pretty boring conversation that is going to die quickly. Just saying. Just giving you a too here. I wake up each day with around 1200 unread messages on here. No matter how hard I try, I can't keep up. I can't even find the ones I want to talk to. So, don't tell me in your opening message that you don't get me and are going to be boring. I don't mean this mean. I think it is kind of funny. And, I am truly trying to help out.

Ok, ok, but I can hear some of you arguing with me. So you have a big dick. A really big dick and you think I like big dicks so you want me to know you have one. Well, you are right that I like big dicks. But not exclusively. But do you know what you are usually telling me when you want me to know so badly how big your dick is? You are telling me that you think that is enough. That having a big rock means you are an awesome fuck. Guess what? I have spread my legs for way more than enough dicks, and enough big dicks to promise you that size is not enough. If you think it is, then you probably suck at sex. Just saying, good sex takes getting into my head. Good sex is with a partner who is focused on the process and the art of it. Oh God, I could go on and on about what it takes for good sex (and mind blowing sex), but the point is, when you are love with your size, well....Justin Bieber said it best..."honey you should go and love yourself".

Don't know why I felt like sharing that this morning, but I hope it helps those of you who don't understand why your conversation attempts on here don't go anywhere. Oh, and one more thing. After about the 50th time you say hi, I am bored as fuck. Find something to say. Anything. Or just say Hey Bitch....at least I will wonder why and be interested ( and yes it just hit me that I will probably get 100 hey bitch messages now. Lol.)

Love you guys!

Kisses,
Meg