Some thoughts I felt the need to share...

I would see how many donuts fit on it and I would only refer to it's size in donut terms :) I would make love to a jar of strawberry preserves :) Then screw a jar of peanut butter and wrap a slice of bread around my penis and present it to my woman :) I'd penis paint a picasso on my bedroom wall with it :) Just to get extra creative, buy a drum and use my penis to make "fresh" beats ;) These are just a few reasons I believe I wasn't born with a penis :D

发布者 purplejello

12 年前

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geodude1970 6 年前

you silly girl. never did the donut trick, but know a good joke about it.

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nola_male4fun 11 年前

haha that's funny

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boiblue 12 年前

those are good reasons a penis is glad u dont have it

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CockORpussy1 12 年前

Lol that was so awesome

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BillNye90 12 年前

I would try, but I would probably eat the donuts before they reach that far, I could buy bad donuts, but...why?

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sadly i can only hold two doughnuts.....

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ShaneLonghorn 12 年前

you can practice with mine, but we start with bear claws, 2 at a time

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warwick2424 12 年前

What if its a jelly filled donut. No holes? Things just got real!!!

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DannyLee08 12 年前

Thats funny right there

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MrGreeneyezz 12 年前

LOL

You're like me. If I had a VJJ, I'd never, ever, leave the house! LOL

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Rangathon91 12 年前

Doughnuts on my dick was my idea too

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MrGreeneyezz 12 年前

Lol

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bigjuiceda3rd 12 年前

LMAO... dats funny

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majordenis 12 年前

If I had any doughnuts I'd be trying this right now.

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nola_male4fun 12 年前

I've thought of things similar...like making a reese's peanut butter cup 'condom' and then getting oral from a girl

I'd love to mke your donut, and/or PBnJ ideas come true for you

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Nice. Solid sense of humor.

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_RubberDucky_ 12 年前

Now hold on, you may be onto something here.... The units of donuts as a measurement tool could be exchanged with donut-holes. (no pun but fortunate coincident

...) So if donut-holes were for the topic, one inch, you could be lets say a six donut-hole type of girl, right?

Now since donut-holes are just the center of the donuts the unit of measurement between donuts and donut-holes would coincide with each other and this could render the SAE and Metric system useless with one international form of measurement. The world will change.

BTW the peanut butter may be hard to get off.... You know literally that is, not figuratively. Just some food for thought.

O' and the drum.... uhmm OUCH!

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gerbergrad 12 年前

LOL, We are so glad you are who you are!

http://xhamster.com/movies/937514/bang_on_the_drum_ggrad.html

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DO those miniature Doughnuts count?
I might could fit a few!
I could write your name in the snow!
But probably misspell it.

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perenniallyhard 12 年前

Actually i do all of thoes things with my penis all the time

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79dude 12 年前

We should go out for donuts some time.

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IamAnonyMoose 12 年前

We am AnonyMooooose!

We have decided to have our penis dedicated to whirled peas!

We are fans of soft pour corn & invite you to the corn chowder festival!

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mrpoopdick 12 年前

you are so funny. mmmmm... strawberry perverse i bet it would feel good? i like the donuts measurement. and the paint with it,it would be fun

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johntarquinsmith 12 年前

Hi miss Jello... well now I just wanna paint your portrait... and I'd put my cock in all those things, but in an ideal world I'd be far too busy puttin' it in miss PJ on a 24 seven basis.

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woodrw1020 12 年前

I agree that I do not have a vagina because EVERYTHING would have been tried in it

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sociallubricant 12 年前

Yea' It's a mazing what fun a cock can get you into.
Glad I don't have a vagina, I'd probally have tried sticking everything but the kitchen sink in it. LoL

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