Never Pay to Suck a Dick
Like many gay men, I sometimes enjoy sucking off straight men. We both enjoy it, and there are no hangups or strings.
I've never paid them--nor should you. If you're ever asked to pay for dick, especially if you're the one who will be doing all the work, remind the misguided dude that he's confused: Dick is cheap and plentiful; indeed, dick is all around us, everywhere, all the time, and nowhere is dick accepted as a valid form of payment for anything.
Men being men, they need blowjobs regularly; and, women being whatever it is they have become in recent years, have decided that giving a blowjob somehow entitles them to a world of cash, prizes and sponsored merchandise. The modern woman fully believes that she should receive something in exchange for a fairly mediocre blowjob with a lot of teeth and fingernails and the camera always has to be on her the whole time and there's hardly even any rimming, and if there is, then look out because here comes the vinegar face and she clearly doesn't enjoy it, even if the dude is clean as a whistle as he most definitely should be.
Well I know for a fact that we gays can do it a lot better with a lot less fuss and no strings attached. It's a free market solution: As long as women keep being mercenary assholes, gay blowjobs are the smart choice.
So, yes: Blowing straight dudes? No problem. Paying a straight dude to blow him? Fuck no.
Don't do it. Just don't. Even if it's 3 am and there's no other dick around and you're horned up and just need a taste, don't do it. You're ruining it for everybody. You're ruining it for the gay dudes who give good blowjobs because then all the straight guys will be expecting payment, and then there's little difference between them and the straight chicks. And you're ruining it for the straight dudes because they'll feel like they have to start charging, and then they're going to have to settle for the kind of gay dude who pays to give blowjobs, which means either he's seriously disfigured or he's so bad at it his license should be revoked until he completes a refresher course.
In any case, it's just going to cause trouble down the road.
Paying for blowjobs: Bad for the dicks. Bad for the blowjobs.
Don't do it.
I've never paid them--nor should you. If you're ever asked to pay for dick, especially if you're the one who will be doing all the work, remind the misguided dude that he's confused: Dick is cheap and plentiful; indeed, dick is all around us, everywhere, all the time, and nowhere is dick accepted as a valid form of payment for anything.
Men being men, they need blowjobs regularly; and, women being whatever it is they have become in recent years, have decided that giving a blowjob somehow entitles them to a world of cash, prizes and sponsored merchandise. The modern woman fully believes that she should receive something in exchange for a fairly mediocre blowjob with a lot of teeth and fingernails and the camera always has to be on her the whole time and there's hardly even any rimming, and if there is, then look out because here comes the vinegar face and she clearly doesn't enjoy it, even if the dude is clean as a whistle as he most definitely should be.
Well I know for a fact that we gays can do it a lot better with a lot less fuss and no strings attached. It's a free market solution: As long as women keep being mercenary assholes, gay blowjobs are the smart choice.
So, yes: Blowing straight dudes? No problem. Paying a straight dude to blow him? Fuck no.
Don't do it. Just don't. Even if it's 3 am and there's no other dick around and you're horned up and just need a taste, don't do it. You're ruining it for everybody. You're ruining it for the gay dudes who give good blowjobs because then all the straight guys will be expecting payment, and then there's little difference between them and the straight chicks. And you're ruining it for the straight dudes because they'll feel like they have to start charging, and then they're going to have to settle for the kind of gay dude who pays to give blowjobs, which means either he's seriously disfigured or he's so bad at it his license should be revoked until he completes a refresher course.
In any case, it's just going to cause trouble down the road.
Paying for blowjobs: Bad for the dicks. Bad for the blowjobs.
Don't do it.
3 年 前
