Be Careful Who You Fall Asleep With
If you know me, then you know this already. If you don't know me, then you may not. I have issues. Lol. Ok, don't we all. But specifically, I have issues sleeping by myself. I am not sure what it is. I might be able to guess, but I don't really care to have a shrink figure it out. I don't mind that I have these issues, because I like how it feels to be in bed with someone. How does this manifest itself? Well, I spend very few nights in my own bed, and even fewer nights as the only one in the bed. Sometimes it is someone I know. A lot of times, base don circumstances, the night itself, or just desire, it isn't. So what I am getting at (and what you may have gathered if this isn't my first blog post you are ready) is that I sleep with a lot of people (word chosen purposefully). I tend to think it generally works out well.
The other side of my sleep issues, is that I don't generally sleep well. I wake up a lot or just can't go to sleep. Some of you know this, because you chat with me at all hours of the night. You also, often, catch me in someone's bed and chat with me while he/she sleeps beside me. I nap a lot during the day to make up for it. No lie, I can fall asleep during the day just about anywhere, anytime. Lol. I do sometimes sleep better on nights when I get really fucked up and basically pass out eventually.
So, by this point, you are probably asking why I am telling you all of this. Maybe you stopped reading or started skimming because you are bored. There is a point to it. I promise. Probably not one I should share, but somehow, you guys seem to love most the events of my life that I think I should probably just keep to myself.
I decided to veer off my pattern and try a new Mexican place for Taco Tuesday. I mean, hey, why not? Let me tell you. Fan-fucking-tastic Cuetes. If you don't know what those are, they are firecracker-shaped deep fried shells filled with beef, rice, beans, cheese and jalapeno seasoning. That jalapeno seasoning has a fantastic kick that I am absolutely addicted to!!! (You must dip them in queso!) Add some shots of Casamigo's tequila (anyone want to guess which type I like? Reposado, Anejo, or Blanco) and how can the night go wrong?
Ok, well, for one, this place didn't have the big Spanish tile floor to dance on with my bare feet like I love to do on Tuesday's. it was also a whole new crowd to get to know. But hey, that's ok. I like meeting new people. So, to tie my long-winded, blonde babbling back to make a point, it means I ended up going home with a guy I didn't really know. Oh, wait, that is not a new thing for me at all. Lol. Maybe I don't have a point. Haha....
He was pretty attractive and not too much older than me, and was buying drinks, so that always adds to the attractiveness! We kiss a bit at our table, and I even end up sticking my hand down his pants. If you have read earlier things I have posted, you know I love to have my hands on cock, it's almost like this u*********s nervous habit I have or something. Like biting my nails. Well. I started playing with it and let's just say, Meg approved!!! My whole body was like, "Yeah! Let's get that thing inside me!" I handed him my phone, with my Uber app pulled up and said, "put your address in." Was that too forward? I mean, I am a slut, but I don't want to be brazen about it. Guess what? He looked at me, smiled and typed it in quickly. I literally lead him to the parking lot with my hand still own his pants. I tried to take his cock out before we got in the car, but I don't think he wanted Uber dude to be looking at his junk. Lol.
Apparently getting my hand on his cock but then being told no really turned Meg on, because we stopped at a liquor store near his condo and jumped out of the Uber and followed him in, barefoot of course! Being drunk, being horny, being Meg, what does all that mean? You guessed! I was flashing every guy in the store! OMG it makes me smile so much and laugh to see the look on guy's faces when they aren't expecting it and just boom, out come some titties. It also turns me on more, to see all those guys want me and compliment my tits! I was so itchy and ready as we left I could barely wait to get to his place. He got more than he bargained for when he got me naked! So much energy!!! I know you guys say sometimes that us girls just have to lay there, well that is about all he had to do. Lol. But it didn't stop there. We drank and fucked and fucked and drank and broke things, and got loud, and got sticky messy. My pussy got USED and his cock got RAW.
When we finally wore out, I fell asleep hard. I was having this dream that I was underwater and like it woke me up. I guess I did not realize how much my partner had drank that night. When I finally goy me eyes open, he was live streaming to his buddies as he stood beside the bed, pissing all over my face and hair and chest as he tried to get it in my open mouth like some carnival game. I shrieked and put my hands up, which only splattered the stream even more and made it splash all over my me. I rolled over, only then realizing how much he had been pissing because the bed was soaked. Before I could get up, he jumped on top of my and kept pissing, spinning his cock all around as he shot warm piss all over my face as I tried to scream stop it. I got out from under him and ran for the lockable bathroom door. I made it there, but so did he, and I ended up falling face down, slipping as he grabbed me. I gave up. I laid there on my stomach as he just peed into the back of my head and all over my hair. When he rolled me over I asked him if I could see his phone and see who was watching. I waved to them then threw his phone out of the bathroom, laughed and told him he must be so drunk, because now I knew what people meant when they said someone was piss drunk. We both laughed and then I let him fuck me again on the bathroom floor.
Seriously? Who gets so drunk that at 5 o'clock in the morning they decide it's a good idea to live stream pissing on the new girl you fucked last night? I can honestly say that I did not see that in his face when sized him up the night before.
The other side of my sleep issues, is that I don't generally sleep well. I wake up a lot or just can't go to sleep. Some of you know this, because you chat with me at all hours of the night. You also, often, catch me in someone's bed and chat with me while he/she sleeps beside me. I nap a lot during the day to make up for it. No lie, I can fall asleep during the day just about anywhere, anytime. Lol. I do sometimes sleep better on nights when I get really fucked up and basically pass out eventually.
So, by this point, you are probably asking why I am telling you all of this. Maybe you stopped reading or started skimming because you are bored. There is a point to it. I promise. Probably not one I should share, but somehow, you guys seem to love most the events of my life that I think I should probably just keep to myself.
I decided to veer off my pattern and try a new Mexican place for Taco Tuesday. I mean, hey, why not? Let me tell you. Fan-fucking-tastic Cuetes. If you don't know what those are, they are firecracker-shaped deep fried shells filled with beef, rice, beans, cheese and jalapeno seasoning. That jalapeno seasoning has a fantastic kick that I am absolutely addicted to!!! (You must dip them in queso!) Add some shots of Casamigo's tequila (anyone want to guess which type I like? Reposado, Anejo, or Blanco) and how can the night go wrong?
Ok, well, for one, this place didn't have the big Spanish tile floor to dance on with my bare feet like I love to do on Tuesday's. it was also a whole new crowd to get to know. But hey, that's ok. I like meeting new people. So, to tie my long-winded, blonde babbling back to make a point, it means I ended up going home with a guy I didn't really know. Oh, wait, that is not a new thing for me at all. Lol. Maybe I don't have a point. Haha....
He was pretty attractive and not too much older than me, and was buying drinks, so that always adds to the attractiveness! We kiss a bit at our table, and I even end up sticking my hand down his pants. If you have read earlier things I have posted, you know I love to have my hands on cock, it's almost like this u*********s nervous habit I have or something. Like biting my nails. Well. I started playing with it and let's just say, Meg approved!!! My whole body was like, "Yeah! Let's get that thing inside me!" I handed him my phone, with my Uber app pulled up and said, "put your address in." Was that too forward? I mean, I am a slut, but I don't want to be brazen about it. Guess what? He looked at me, smiled and typed it in quickly. I literally lead him to the parking lot with my hand still own his pants. I tried to take his cock out before we got in the car, but I don't think he wanted Uber dude to be looking at his junk. Lol.
Apparently getting my hand on his cock but then being told no really turned Meg on, because we stopped at a liquor store near his condo and jumped out of the Uber and followed him in, barefoot of course! Being drunk, being horny, being Meg, what does all that mean? You guessed! I was flashing every guy in the store! OMG it makes me smile so much and laugh to see the look on guy's faces when they aren't expecting it and just boom, out come some titties. It also turns me on more, to see all those guys want me and compliment my tits! I was so itchy and ready as we left I could barely wait to get to his place. He got more than he bargained for when he got me naked! So much energy!!! I know you guys say sometimes that us girls just have to lay there, well that is about all he had to do. Lol. But it didn't stop there. We drank and fucked and fucked and drank and broke things, and got loud, and got sticky messy. My pussy got USED and his cock got RAW.
When we finally wore out, I fell asleep hard. I was having this dream that I was underwater and like it woke me up. I guess I did not realize how much my partner had drank that night. When I finally goy me eyes open, he was live streaming to his buddies as he stood beside the bed, pissing all over my face and hair and chest as he tried to get it in my open mouth like some carnival game. I shrieked and put my hands up, which only splattered the stream even more and made it splash all over my me. I rolled over, only then realizing how much he had been pissing because the bed was soaked. Before I could get up, he jumped on top of my and kept pissing, spinning his cock all around as he shot warm piss all over my face as I tried to scream stop it. I got out from under him and ran for the lockable bathroom door. I made it there, but so did he, and I ended up falling face down, slipping as he grabbed me. I gave up. I laid there on my stomach as he just peed into the back of my head and all over my hair. When he rolled me over I asked him if I could see his phone and see who was watching. I waved to them then threw his phone out of the bathroom, laughed and told him he must be so drunk, because now I knew what people meant when they said someone was piss drunk. We both laughed and then I let him fuck me again on the bathroom floor.
Seriously? Who gets so drunk that at 5 o'clock in the morning they decide it's a good idea to live stream pissing on the new girl you fucked last night? I can honestly say that I did not see that in his face when sized him up the night before.
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