My News 3.17.2022
Face it, the World Sucks right now
I might as Well Too!!
So,
(Damn, I am going to make such a Great Religious Studies Teacher !!)
For the beginners on this site, Who may or may not, Suck at this Subject
Let Me Give You The ORAL History First
Fellatio - Noun - US /fəˈleɪ.ʃi.oʊ/
“The sexual activity of sucking or moving the tongue across the penis in order to give pleasure and excitement”
Though, when We do say something Sucks, i.e., when something’s not good in a big way
Are we being rather rude and referring to a particular kind of sex act? Or does this slang use of the verb have other more benign origins?
(Warning, Sexual vocabulary ahead)
First, let’s look at one of the vulgar early definitions of the transitive verb, i.e., when something or someone sucks an object, rather than just sucking in general
According to the Online Etymology Dictionary, “to suck” meaning “do fellatio” was first recorded in 1928; the Oxford English Dictionary dates the same meaning (“to perform cunnilingus or esp. fellatio on”) slightly further back, to the late 19th century
Now let’s consider the verb’s more modern intransitive slang sense
As in “this really sucks!” While both dictionaries above agree on the dating and definition of this informal slang, meaning “to be disgraceful or repellent” and first appearing in the late 20th century (and used chiefly in North America), the Oxford English Dictionary doesn’t commit to any sense of its origins. The Online Etymology Dictionary, however, notes that “the underlying notion is of fellatio”
The English noun fellatio comes from the Latin “fellātus”, the past participle of the verb “fellāre”, meaning to suck
In fellatio the -us is replaced by the -io while the declension stem ends in -ion-, which gives the suffix the form -ion (cf. French “fellation”)
The -io(n) ending is used in English to create nouns from Latin adjectives and it can indicate a state or action wherein the Latin verb is being, or has been, performed
Further English words have been created based on the same Latin root
A person who performs fellatio upon another (i.e., who fellates,) may be termed a fellator. Latin's gender-based declension means this word may be restricted by some English speakers[ambiguous] to describing a male
The equivalent term for a female is Fellatrix (Or Amélie)
Galienus called it “Fellatio Lesbiari” since Women of the island of Lesbos were supposed to have introduced the practice of using one's lips to give sexual pleasure
Sappho of Lesbos
(Shit, She Looks Super, Fucking, Pissed, Off !!)
DAMN, that is a lot to Remember!!
So, what do We do with all of this Knowledge??
We follow what our Greats Sages have told Us, throughout History, just like KC and the Sunshine Band say in song, We,
“Do a little dance
Make a little Love”
and, “Get down tonight, get down tonight”
Todays Lesson (There will be Homework and maybe a Pop Quiz)
First, don’t do too much too quickly
Tease him...keep his Cock perpendicular
Keep a good tight grip, slowly lick from the base of his shaft to just under the glans
The obvious bit is to lick the part above his balls because it’s facing you
But move around his dick, catch the side that faces his belly
Keep that tight grip!!
Take time before taking his tip Slowly into your mouth
Keep his dick up straight and look him in the eyes as you slowly sink lower, taking all, you can take in, comfortably
Watch your breathing as you need to come up just as slowly, watching Him all the time
Then as you start to build up a rhythm with the lifting and lowering your mouth on him, start to pump his shaft, twisting slightly as you pump
Pumping a shaft is counter intuitive, the main pressure you apply should be on the downstroke toward his balls and less pressure on the upstroke
Imagine Him Fucking you, he pounds in, not out
Don’t suck to hard, it hurts, and don’t let Him feel your teeth
When you take a breather- look him in the eyes & tell him you want his cum in your mouth.
He won’t resist
But, Class, please remember to follow the rules and the Etiquette of Rocking the Mic :
1. Don’t spit, swallow: there is protein and other good stuff in Male Semen
It’s an acquired taste and, once acquired, totally addictive
“Hmmm, I taste Leather, Musk, and a hint of Blueberry !!”
2. Keep it Romantic, And not just anywhere, preferably by a Candle or next to the Dumpster out behind the Convenience Store
3. Don’t give guys Blow Jobs just because, you ran out of things to talk about
Have Him hum a tune while He gives You Oral Sex, instead
4. Lastly, If You are Serious about the Task at hand, Put Your Hair Up
So, get Out the Old Suckeroo !!
Get with the Program, Jump on the Team and Cum on in for the Big Win!!
And just like Myself, build up a Ton of References, Reviews and Video Evidence, for Your Burgeoning, Sexual Resume, that You can be proud to show Mom and Dad!!
I Know My Grandmother, ישך, YIskāh, (My Sisters Middle Name), is Super, Proud of Me !! (I am Her and She is Me)
The Apartment Hallway
已删除
Better location
So Lets all Slob on the Nob like Corn on the Cob !!
ENJOY !!
I might as Well Too!!
So,
(Damn, I am going to make such a Great Religious Studies Teacher !!)
For the beginners on this site, Who may or may not, Suck at this Subject
Let Me Give You The ORAL History First
Fellatio - Noun - US /fəˈleɪ.ʃi.oʊ/
“The sexual activity of sucking or moving the tongue across the penis in order to give pleasure and excitement”
Though, when We do say something Sucks, i.e., when something’s not good in a big way
Are we being rather rude and referring to a particular kind of sex act? Or does this slang use of the verb have other more benign origins?
(Warning, Sexual vocabulary ahead)
First, let’s look at one of the vulgar early definitions of the transitive verb, i.e., when something or someone sucks an object, rather than just sucking in general
According to the Online Etymology Dictionary, “to suck” meaning “do fellatio” was first recorded in 1928; the Oxford English Dictionary dates the same meaning (“to perform cunnilingus or esp. fellatio on”) slightly further back, to the late 19th century
Now let’s consider the verb’s more modern intransitive slang sense
As in “this really sucks!” While both dictionaries above agree on the dating and definition of this informal slang, meaning “to be disgraceful or repellent” and first appearing in the late 20th century (and used chiefly in North America), the Oxford English Dictionary doesn’t commit to any sense of its origins. The Online Etymology Dictionary, however, notes that “the underlying notion is of fellatio”
The English noun fellatio comes from the Latin “fellātus”, the past participle of the verb “fellāre”, meaning to suck
In fellatio the -us is replaced by the -io while the declension stem ends in -ion-, which gives the suffix the form -ion (cf. French “fellation”)
The -io(n) ending is used in English to create nouns from Latin adjectives and it can indicate a state or action wherein the Latin verb is being, or has been, performed
Further English words have been created based on the same Latin root
A person who performs fellatio upon another (i.e., who fellates,) may be termed a fellator. Latin's gender-based declension means this word may be restricted by some English speakers[ambiguous] to describing a male
The equivalent term for a female is Fellatrix (Or Amélie)
Galienus called it “Fellatio Lesbiari” since Women of the island of Lesbos were supposed to have introduced the practice of using one's lips to give sexual pleasure
Sappho of Lesbos
(Shit, She Looks Super, Fucking, Pissed, Off !!)
DAMN, that is a lot to Remember!!
So, what do We do with all of this Knowledge??
We follow what our Greats Sages have told Us, throughout History, just like KC and the Sunshine Band say in song, We,
“Do a little dance
Make a little Love”
and, “Get down tonight, get down tonight”
Todays Lesson (There will be Homework and maybe a Pop Quiz)
First, don’t do too much too quickly
Tease him...keep his Cock perpendicular
Keep a good tight grip, slowly lick from the base of his shaft to just under the glans
The obvious bit is to lick the part above his balls because it’s facing you
But move around his dick, catch the side that faces his belly
Keep that tight grip!!
Take time before taking his tip Slowly into your mouth
Keep his dick up straight and look him in the eyes as you slowly sink lower, taking all, you can take in, comfortably
Watch your breathing as you need to come up just as slowly, watching Him all the time
Then as you start to build up a rhythm with the lifting and lowering your mouth on him, start to pump his shaft, twisting slightly as you pump
Pumping a shaft is counter intuitive, the main pressure you apply should be on the downstroke toward his balls and less pressure on the upstroke
Imagine Him Fucking you, he pounds in, not out
Don’t suck to hard, it hurts, and don’t let Him feel your teeth
When you take a breather- look him in the eyes & tell him you want his cum in your mouth.
He won’t resist
But, Class, please remember to follow the rules and the Etiquette of Rocking the Mic :
1. Don’t spit, swallow: there is protein and other good stuff in Male Semen
It’s an acquired taste and, once acquired, totally addictive
“Hmmm, I taste Leather, Musk, and a hint of Blueberry !!”
2. Keep it Romantic, And not just anywhere, preferably by a Candle or next to the Dumpster out behind the Convenience Store
3. Don’t give guys Blow Jobs just because, you ran out of things to talk about
Have Him hum a tune while He gives You Oral Sex, instead
4. Lastly, If You are Serious about the Task at hand, Put Your Hair Up
So, get Out the Old Suckeroo !!
Get with the Program, Jump on the Team and Cum on in for the Big Win!!
And just like Myself, build up a Ton of References, Reviews and Video Evidence, for Your Burgeoning, Sexual Resume, that You can be proud to show Mom and Dad!!
I Know My Grandmother, ישך, YIskāh, (My Sisters Middle Name), is Super, Proud of Me !! (I am Her and She is Me)
The Apartment Hallway
已删除
Better location
So Lets all Slob on the Nob like Corn on the Cob !!
ENJOY !!
3 年 前
