Some intrusive and unusual questions about sex
Thanks to AANNAMILLENNIUM for this list of indispensable metaphysical questions !
1. Would you rather never orgasm again or orgasm 50 times a day? The second solution, even if I could die after.
2. Would you rather everyone you know had to see a video of you having sex or have to watch a video of your parents having sex? I like to be watched…
3. Would you rather sleep with someone you’re repulsed by but the sex is amazing or sleep with a person your find extremely attractive but the sex is below average? Both !
4. Would you rather the lights always been left on fully or the room always be jet black when you have sex? Both, depending on my mood.
5. Would you rather sex only ever lasted five minutes or only ever lasted five hours? Five hours !
6. Would you rather your grandma/grandpa or boss had to see your porn search history? My boss, of course !
7. Would you rather only ever watch girl on girl porn or only ever watch man on man porn? Girl on girl, of course !
8. Would you rather never have a phone again or never have sex again? I can live without a phone, not without sex !
9. Would you rather be completely silent every time you have sex or scream at the top of your lungs every time? I cum screaming, it's like the tension is draining away !
10. Would you rather cry every time you have sex or never be able to orgasm? I like to cry. It gives my partner an additional opportunity to confort me !
11. Would you rather cry or fart every time you climax? I prefer to cry, but sometimes it's impossible to hold back farts, especially when it comes out of my ass.
12. Would you rather have an orgasm whenever you eat bread or have an orgasm every time you’re on a bus or train? The vibrations of the train or bus make me tighten my thighs. And, sometimes, I experience sweet sensations...
13. Would you rather have to have sex with your clothes on forever (apart from your genitals, obviously) or have to spend one day a year walking around completely naked in public? Being naked in public is not a problem for me. It is one of my fantasies and I do that as often as I can.
14. Would you rather send nudes to a stranger or send nudes to your family? To a stranger, it is more exciting !
15. Would you rather send nudes to a work colleague or send nudes to your ex? Both.
16. Would you rather never masturbate again or never have sex again ? Is this a description of Hell?
17. Would you rather have a threesome or go to a sex party and sleep with many more people? I have done both and I prefer threesome.
18. Would you rather release a video of you having sex or a video of you masturbating? I particularly like to be seen masturbating.
19. Would you rather have kinky sex or romantic sex? Both, depending on my mood or the partner(s).
20. Would you rather have sex with a dead body or never have sex again? Some living men use to have sex like dead bodies (ha, ha !) so…
21. Would you rather star in a popular porn video or your girlfriend/boyfriend star in one? Being a star in porn is one of my fantasies, but I don't think I'll ever fulfill it.
22. Would you rather have sex every day early in the morning or late every night? Both, of course ! and sometimes during the day…
23. Would you rather be a sugar baby or a sugar daddy/mummy? I use to be a sugar baby, but as I get older, I enjoy fucking young boys more and more.
24. Would you rather have sex with your celebrity crush or a porn star? With a porn star !
25. Would you rather sleep with your ex or sleep with a hated dictator? With my ex, of course !
26. Would you rather only have oral or only have anal? Both !
27. Would you rather spank your partner or be spanked? To be spanked
28. Would you rather be with a partner who’s experienced or someone who’s never had sex? Both, depending of my mood.
29. Would you rather be with someone who wants sex multiple times a day or sex very rarely? With someone who wants sex multiple times a day.
30. Would you rather have sex in the bathroom or the kitchen? Bathroom
31. Would you rather have sex with someone who orgasms very quickly or someone who takes forever to orgasm? I don't care as long as I can cum at my own tempo.
32. Would you rather get a lapdance at a strip club or give a lapdance to a stranger? In a strip club !
33. Would you rather be submissive or dominant in the bedroom? Submissive.
34. Would you rather sleep with your best friend’s parent or your parent’s best friend? I lost my virginity to my father's best friend...
35. Would you rather be with someone clean-shaven or big and bushy down below? I like reasonably hairy people.
36. Would you rather end up with someone you can’t make orgasm or someone who can’t make you orgasm? Not having orgasm is not, for me, an option.
37. Would you rather be a virgin at 40 or never be able to have sex again at 40? It’s to late for the first solution.
38. Would you rather sleep with a priest/nun or somebody who’s already married? I have already experienced the second solution, so I choose the first!
39. Would you rather get horny in inappropriate situations or never get horny again? I am horny very often in inappropriate situations
40. Would you rather give or receive? Receive, of course.
41. Would you rather be blindfolded or handcuffed? Both !
42. Would you rather have sex with a mermaid whose top half is human and bottom half is **** or one whose top half is **** and bottom half is human? I am a real mermaid !
43. Would you rather swallow or spit? I use to swallow.
44. Would you rather watch your partners have sex with their ex or a stranger? I like to see my partner having sex.
45. Would you rather a one-night-stand leaves right after or stays the night? To stay all the night, so that we can fuck again several times !
46. Would you rather watch your partner masturbate or have your partner watch you while you masturbate? I prefer my partner watch me masturbating.
47. Would you rather hear your friends have sex or your friends hear you have sex? It is exciting to imagine my partner hearing me !
48. Would you rather be fingered/get a handjob or finger someone/give a handjob in public? I already have given handjobs in public.
49. Would you rather never use sex toys again or have to use sex toys every time you masturbate and have sex? Both.
50. Would you rather have foreplay with ice cubes or warm candle wax? I prefer wax.
51. Would you rather have more sex or more foreplay? More of both !
52. Would you rather have a one-night-stand with your high school crush or your celebrity crush? With my high school crush, it’s done !
53. Would you rather sleep with your cousin or your worst ex? I had sex with my cousins, so…
54. Would you rather have sex from behind or missionary? From behind (see my pseudo).
55. Would you rather be with someone who’s completely still during sex or completely silent? Silently.
56. Would you rather have a threesome with people you find mildly attractive or sex with just one person you find very attractive? The second option.
57. Would you rather never eat your favourite meal again or never have sex again? What would a world without sex be like? Hell ?
58. Would you rather be peed on in the bedroom or pee on someone else? On someone else (I’ve done that already)
59. Would you rather make your partners cry every time they saw you naked or laugh every time they saw you naked? It doesn't matter as long as they fuck me good afterwards.
60. Would you rather be caught having sex by a police officer or your grandparents? A police officer (so he can join us ?)
61. Would you rather be with someone into BDSM or someone who likes to roleplay? BDSM
62. Would you rather burp every time you kiss someone or orgasm every time you kiss someone (even on the cheek)? Orgasm !
63. Would you rather find true love with no sex or never find true love but be able to have sex whenever you wanted? I’m definitively not a romantic girl !
64. Would you rather use cream or syrup during foreplay? Cream
65. Would you rather sleep with someone who never showers or someone who never brushes their teeth? None of them
66. Would you rather watch your ex in a sex tape or your former school teacher? Both
67. Would you rather have sex in a shower or sex in a hot tub? Hot tub
68. Would you rather give a love bite or receive a love bite? Both (I like the taste of blood!)
69. Would you rather be with someone who won’t kiss you during sex or who won’t perform oral? Oral is not an option, but a mandatory step
70. Would you rather be with someone with a great bum or great breasts? Breasts !
71. Would you rather have sex with a sex doll or watch your partner have sex with one? With me, he doesn’t need sex doll.
72. Would you rather have sex in a tent on a campsite or on a hotel balcony? I already do both.
73. Would you rather have sex with your partner in a school or a church? In a school, I’ve already done.
74. Would you rather have sex in a public toilet or in your car at a car park? I have alreday done both
75. Would you rather your partner dirty talks or just lightly moans during sex? I like dirty words.
76. Would you rather send nudes or receive news? Send nudes !
77. Would you rather hook up with someone you met in a bar or someone you met online? I’ve already done both
78. Would you rather sleep with someone much older than you who’s amazing in bed or someone your age who’s just average? With someone much older.
79. Would you rather suck a used condom or suck your partner’s dirty socks? Both are disgusting
80. Would you rather scream your ex’s name in bed or have your partner scream their ex’s name in bed? None of the solutions.
81. Would you rather have sex with one person for the rest of your life or multiple people but in only one position? Do you still have a lot of stupid questions?
1. Would you rather never orgasm again or orgasm 50 times a day? The second solution, even if I could die after.
2. Would you rather everyone you know had to see a video of you having sex or have to watch a video of your parents having sex? I like to be watched…
3. Would you rather sleep with someone you’re repulsed by but the sex is amazing or sleep with a person your find extremely attractive but the sex is below average? Both !
4. Would you rather the lights always been left on fully or the room always be jet black when you have sex? Both, depending on my mood.
5. Would you rather sex only ever lasted five minutes or only ever lasted five hours? Five hours !
6. Would you rather your grandma/grandpa or boss had to see your porn search history? My boss, of course !
7. Would you rather only ever watch girl on girl porn or only ever watch man on man porn? Girl on girl, of course !
8. Would you rather never have a phone again or never have sex again? I can live without a phone, not without sex !
9. Would you rather be completely silent every time you have sex or scream at the top of your lungs every time? I cum screaming, it's like the tension is draining away !
10. Would you rather cry every time you have sex or never be able to orgasm? I like to cry. It gives my partner an additional opportunity to confort me !
11. Would you rather cry or fart every time you climax? I prefer to cry, but sometimes it's impossible to hold back farts, especially when it comes out of my ass.
12. Would you rather have an orgasm whenever you eat bread or have an orgasm every time you’re on a bus or train? The vibrations of the train or bus make me tighten my thighs. And, sometimes, I experience sweet sensations...
13. Would you rather have to have sex with your clothes on forever (apart from your genitals, obviously) or have to spend one day a year walking around completely naked in public? Being naked in public is not a problem for me. It is one of my fantasies and I do that as often as I can.
14. Would you rather send nudes to a stranger or send nudes to your family? To a stranger, it is more exciting !
15. Would you rather send nudes to a work colleague or send nudes to your ex? Both.
16. Would you rather never masturbate again or never have sex again ? Is this a description of Hell?
17. Would you rather have a threesome or go to a sex party and sleep with many more people? I have done both and I prefer threesome.
18. Would you rather release a video of you having sex or a video of you masturbating? I particularly like to be seen masturbating.
19. Would you rather have kinky sex or romantic sex? Both, depending on my mood or the partner(s).
20. Would you rather have sex with a dead body or never have sex again? Some living men use to have sex like dead bodies (ha, ha !) so…
21. Would you rather star in a popular porn video or your girlfriend/boyfriend star in one? Being a star in porn is one of my fantasies, but I don't think I'll ever fulfill it.
22. Would you rather have sex every day early in the morning or late every night? Both, of course ! and sometimes during the day…
23. Would you rather be a sugar baby or a sugar daddy/mummy? I use to be a sugar baby, but as I get older, I enjoy fucking young boys more and more.
24. Would you rather have sex with your celebrity crush or a porn star? With a porn star !
25. Would you rather sleep with your ex or sleep with a hated dictator? With my ex, of course !
26. Would you rather only have oral or only have anal? Both !
27. Would you rather spank your partner or be spanked? To be spanked
28. Would you rather be with a partner who’s experienced or someone who’s never had sex? Both, depending of my mood.
29. Would you rather be with someone who wants sex multiple times a day or sex very rarely? With someone who wants sex multiple times a day.
30. Would you rather have sex in the bathroom or the kitchen? Bathroom
31. Would you rather have sex with someone who orgasms very quickly or someone who takes forever to orgasm? I don't care as long as I can cum at my own tempo.
32. Would you rather get a lapdance at a strip club or give a lapdance to a stranger? In a strip club !
33. Would you rather be submissive or dominant in the bedroom? Submissive.
34. Would you rather sleep with your best friend’s parent or your parent’s best friend? I lost my virginity to my father's best friend...
35. Would you rather be with someone clean-shaven or big and bushy down below? I like reasonably hairy people.
36. Would you rather end up with someone you can’t make orgasm or someone who can’t make you orgasm? Not having orgasm is not, for me, an option.
37. Would you rather be a virgin at 40 or never be able to have sex again at 40? It’s to late for the first solution.
38. Would you rather sleep with a priest/nun or somebody who’s already married? I have already experienced the second solution, so I choose the first!
39. Would you rather get horny in inappropriate situations or never get horny again? I am horny very often in inappropriate situations
40. Would you rather give or receive? Receive, of course.
41. Would you rather be blindfolded or handcuffed? Both !
42. Would you rather have sex with a mermaid whose top half is human and bottom half is **** or one whose top half is **** and bottom half is human? I am a real mermaid !
43. Would you rather swallow or spit? I use to swallow.
44. Would you rather watch your partners have sex with their ex or a stranger? I like to see my partner having sex.
45. Would you rather a one-night-stand leaves right after or stays the night? To stay all the night, so that we can fuck again several times !
46. Would you rather watch your partner masturbate or have your partner watch you while you masturbate? I prefer my partner watch me masturbating.
47. Would you rather hear your friends have sex or your friends hear you have sex? It is exciting to imagine my partner hearing me !
48. Would you rather be fingered/get a handjob or finger someone/give a handjob in public? I already have given handjobs in public.
49. Would you rather never use sex toys again or have to use sex toys every time you masturbate and have sex? Both.
50. Would you rather have foreplay with ice cubes or warm candle wax? I prefer wax.
51. Would you rather have more sex or more foreplay? More of both !
52. Would you rather have a one-night-stand with your high school crush or your celebrity crush? With my high school crush, it’s done !
53. Would you rather sleep with your cousin or your worst ex? I had sex with my cousins, so…
54. Would you rather have sex from behind or missionary? From behind (see my pseudo).
55. Would you rather be with someone who’s completely still during sex or completely silent? Silently.
56. Would you rather have a threesome with people you find mildly attractive or sex with just one person you find very attractive? The second option.
57. Would you rather never eat your favourite meal again or never have sex again? What would a world without sex be like? Hell ?
58. Would you rather be peed on in the bedroom or pee on someone else? On someone else (I’ve done that already)
59. Would you rather make your partners cry every time they saw you naked or laugh every time they saw you naked? It doesn't matter as long as they fuck me good afterwards.
60. Would you rather be caught having sex by a police officer or your grandparents? A police officer (so he can join us ?)
61. Would you rather be with someone into BDSM or someone who likes to roleplay? BDSM
62. Would you rather burp every time you kiss someone or orgasm every time you kiss someone (even on the cheek)? Orgasm !
63. Would you rather find true love with no sex or never find true love but be able to have sex whenever you wanted? I’m definitively not a romantic girl !
64. Would you rather use cream or syrup during foreplay? Cream
65. Would you rather sleep with someone who never showers or someone who never brushes their teeth? None of them
66. Would you rather watch your ex in a sex tape or your former school teacher? Both
67. Would you rather have sex in a shower or sex in a hot tub? Hot tub
68. Would you rather give a love bite or receive a love bite? Both (I like the taste of blood!)
69. Would you rather be with someone who won’t kiss you during sex or who won’t perform oral? Oral is not an option, but a mandatory step
70. Would you rather be with someone with a great bum or great breasts? Breasts !
71. Would you rather have sex with a sex doll or watch your partner have sex with one? With me, he doesn’t need sex doll.
72. Would you rather have sex in a tent on a campsite or on a hotel balcony? I already do both.
73. Would you rather have sex with your partner in a school or a church? In a school, I’ve already done.
74. Would you rather have sex in a public toilet or in your car at a car park? I have alreday done both
75. Would you rather your partner dirty talks or just lightly moans during sex? I like dirty words.
76. Would you rather send nudes or receive news? Send nudes !
77. Would you rather hook up with someone you met in a bar or someone you met online? I’ve already done both
78. Would you rather sleep with someone much older than you who’s amazing in bed or someone your age who’s just average? With someone much older.
79. Would you rather suck a used condom or suck your partner’s dirty socks? Both are disgusting
80. Would you rather scream your ex’s name in bed or have your partner scream their ex’s name in bed? None of the solutions.
81. Would you rather have sex with one person for the rest of your life or multiple people but in only one position? Do you still have a lot of stupid questions?
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