If I had a band this would be our first album

So yeah, this is exactly what the title of this post says it is. It's just an exercise of my creative juices. Comments and opinions are not just welcome, they are appreciated on a level you'll never know. Sort of maybe.

1. THUNDER WHALES PICNIC
(Cover of this awesome instrumental by the pillows: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOTrTnfFVVE)

2. BURN YOU DOWN
('nuff said.)

3. ROCK 'N' ROLL MARTIAN
(Inspired by a stupid line a stupid k** says in the stupid movie Merlin's Shop Of Mystical Wonders [1994].)

4. HATERS' ANTHEM
('Cause all my XRMXX "fans" be rockin' to this every day.)

5. [INSERT YOUR NAME HERE]
(You know how so many songs are named after some chick? This is like that.)

6. GAZELLE CITY MEETS BLACK STONE
(Has nothing to do with this song by the pillows: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCl2pojohA4. Or this fuckin' orgasmic song by Gackt: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23qTT2_vW8s)

7. IF TOMORROW WAS TODAY WHAT ABOUT YESTERDAY
(Pretty much the summation of my entire life in one nonsensical song title.)

8. INVOLUNTARY CELIBACY
(Um, no, it has nothing to do with my current sex life. Probably. Alternate title "Return of Virginity." Again, probably nothing to do with my sex life.)

9. NAGAREBOSHIZORA
(Japanese: Nagareboshi means "shooting star." Hoshizora means "starry sky.")

10. CUTTING INTO SCARS
(A song dedicated to my 16-17 year-old self.)

11. READY STEADY GO
(This song is so fucking awesome you can't find the album version on YouTube. This is one of the many, many, many live videos of the song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg3WOaCvhoI)

12. BLEED OUT
(Meh. Just an apt title for a closing song.)