My Haters Love Me, vol. 1
I've had a good run on XRMXX so far, but I want to do better. And by better I mean troll more. Below is a compilation of mean and hateful comments I've received on my profile, in chronological order. Only one so far of has managed to hurt my feel. I got over it.
From iwant2fukamellis, 7 July 2012
"yeah u wouldnt fuck that girl. u would fuck anything with a heartbeat and a hole."
I like this one because it didn't make any sense. I called a girl too ugly to fuck, and this was his reply.
From bbwlooking4sex, 16 July 2012
"i bet you think you are a fucking comedin don't you asshole.if you do not like my pics. move on and keep your fucking mouth shout. you fucking joke."
I like this one because my dream job is to write comedy.
From aussiepenis1, 19 July 2012
"dude I uploaded the pic last night about 1:00am i don't sit on my ass all day, if i don't update everyday don't be surprised... some people actually work for a living. For the record comments like this just put people off posting more stuff so fuck off you troll."
This was the first time someone called me out for trolling.
From jazziedad, 21 July 2012
"Why did you leave a silly comment on a video i posted. Every country has a Hood, you fool.. I am deleting yr comment and blocking you from ever sending me idiotic comments.. LONER"
First time someone blocked me. Always remember your first!
From fuggesz, 21 July 2012
"Over 33.000 views and 64 ***** votes in two days on my "terrible" vid. Any further question? :P"
Yes, why does your video suck so much?
From moz79, 22 July 2012
"thanks for the comment on the 'one for the bis' compilations i do,youll be glad to know there is more of them to come."
First time I was counter-trolled, damn it.
From john4u23, 23 July 2012
"you are one sick person"
No idea what he was talking about, seriously.
From Snake92666, 23 July 2012
"pffffffffffffff been on xhamster just 47 days and u think u can just insult people pfffff i see no contribution to xhamster so please stay quiet!!!!!!!"
Thus began a three month-long campaign dedicated to trolling this guy. It was too easy. (Hint: tell him to come out of the closet!) At one point he changed all of his privacy settings so I couldn't even contact him with a fake profile. I've left him alone since then, but he's far from forgotten. pffffffff!
From motorarz, 23 July 2012
"Thank you for your stupid comment. If you do not like do not look at my profile. Nobody forces you."
I was forced!
From Snake92666, 23 July 2012
"i am not homophobic and i didint mean to hurt ur feelings but i dont and i am not angry at anyone i just dont like people assuming things that arent true good day to u too"
Long story short, I told him his comment hurt my feelings while simultaneously calling him a gullible idiot. I also found out he hates being asked if he's gay.
From messi92, 24 July 2012
"even with ur bio ur still a spammer and a troller get a life stop wasting everybodys time. fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
First time I was accused of spam. This guy was good buddies with Snake92666 and knew I had created a fake profile to contact people who blocked me. But the spam is a lie.
From iwant2fukamellis, 7 July 2012
"yeah u wouldnt fuck that girl. u would fuck anything with a heartbeat and a hole."
I like this one because it didn't make any sense. I called a girl too ugly to fuck, and this was his reply.
From bbwlooking4sex, 16 July 2012
"i bet you think you are a fucking comedin don't you asshole.if you do not like my pics. move on and keep your fucking mouth shout. you fucking joke."
I like this one because my dream job is to write comedy.
From aussiepenis1, 19 July 2012
"dude I uploaded the pic last night about 1:00am i don't sit on my ass all day, if i don't update everyday don't be surprised... some people actually work for a living. For the record comments like this just put people off posting more stuff so fuck off you troll."
This was the first time someone called me out for trolling.
From jazziedad, 21 July 2012
"Why did you leave a silly comment on a video i posted. Every country has a Hood, you fool.. I am deleting yr comment and blocking you from ever sending me idiotic comments.. LONER"
First time someone blocked me. Always remember your first!
From fuggesz, 21 July 2012
"Over 33.000 views and 64 ***** votes in two days on my "terrible" vid. Any further question? :P"
Yes, why does your video suck so much?
From moz79, 22 July 2012
"thanks for the comment on the 'one for the bis' compilations i do,youll be glad to know there is more of them to come."
First time I was counter-trolled, damn it.
From john4u23, 23 July 2012
"you are one sick person"
No idea what he was talking about, seriously.
From Snake92666, 23 July 2012
"pffffffffffffff been on xhamster just 47 days and u think u can just insult people pfffff i see no contribution to xhamster so please stay quiet!!!!!!!"
Thus began a three month-long campaign dedicated to trolling this guy. It was too easy. (Hint: tell him to come out of the closet!) At one point he changed all of his privacy settings so I couldn't even contact him with a fake profile. I've left him alone since then, but he's far from forgotten. pffffffff!
From motorarz, 23 July 2012
"Thank you for your stupid comment. If you do not like do not look at my profile. Nobody forces you."
I was forced!
From Snake92666, 23 July 2012
"i am not homophobic and i didint mean to hurt ur feelings but i dont and i am not angry at anyone i just dont like people assuming things that arent true good day to u too"
Long story short, I told him his comment hurt my feelings while simultaneously calling him a gullible idiot. I also found out he hates being asked if he's gay.
From messi92, 24 July 2012
"even with ur bio ur still a spammer and a troller get a life stop wasting everybodys time. fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
First time I was accused of spam. This guy was good buddies with Snake92666 and knew I had created a fake profile to contact people who blocked me. But the spam is a lie.
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