You have to laugh!
I love xhamster. I love it's simple success at allowing people from ALL walks of life to share, indulge, pretend or even partake in whatever turns them on.
Where else can you find a "club" where income, status or rank is not relevant, but only that shared interest in searching for someone or something which turns you on, and helps you forget who you have to be most days for most people.
It's the ultimate naughty secret where the rules are what you decide they are.
There is true equality here, for fat, thin, black, white, small, large etc. If you feel you don't have the right goods to offer, then a few hours spent cruising xhamster will soon reassure there is something for everyone.
Soap and hot water are universally affordable by all, so muckiness is through choice when you are here!
I try to find the real homemade pics and vids here and spurn the glossy, robotic, stereotype professional stuff as I search for that "REAL" video or image which captures the reality of sex, of the rudeness, and the risks we all like to imagine or take.
The look on a face is obvious and once you have discovered a few real homemade gems, there is no going back. Manufactured porn bores me now. I have seen the real thing. I have made the real thing. I am a purist within the sexual boundaries I have for myself. Nothing fake anymore.
Then there is the odd moment when I laugh at the whole spectrum of people who frequent this site. I wonder if anybody is really getting laid or making there own footage. I hope so.
My question I often ask myself though is this. Have any of the people who introduce or present themselves to others on this site with a picture of a large, often erect penis, which may be one they wish they had, EVER, EVER, EVER had any positive responses from real women or men with their own genitalia, but who conceal initially their sex organs until such time as they have had a chance to introduce the other 95% of their person? I need to know if I have spent my entire sexually active life being smug and condescending to these "penis people", assured in the knowledge that all my sexual conquests have been successful thanks to my efforts primarily in introducing myself to the person as a whole, discovering any mutual ground and then planning how to obtain access to their body and mind in a sexual encounter which would then involve an introduction to "Mr Penis", "Miss Vagina", "The Titty Twins", and so on.
What inspired me go on like this???
After several years of hard work fucking, editing and publishing I get this message:
"Ciao mi chiamo DANIELE e sono ITALIANO mi piacerebbe farvi vedere il mio cazzo in webcam,io sono uno scapolo e pure vergine."
A mystery person has attempted to interact with me...I find an online translator and wait eagerly to see what fish has landed on my hook...
The answer....
"hello my name is daniel I'm Italian and I'd like to show you my dick in webcam, I am a bachelor and also a virgin."
Before the internet, before CDs there was a lot of hopeful k**s who took a video tape home, waited till mum and dad were out and finally after days or weeks of anticipation found the opportunity to play this sexual adventure with enough privacy to feel turned on before the first frame appeared.
The result was often impossible to determine, the acts, body parts or even species were often in question, and on one occasion I was poised with tissues and a semi hard on in my hand, only to find I was being treated to a recorded cricket match between England and the West Indies. The embarrassment potential of being caught dick in hand whilst trying to watch some porn suddenly was eclipsed by the embarrassment potential of the same setting now replacing the porn show with a load of blokes in white outfits
rubbing hard red balls against there own balls, while leaving red sk** marks over their white trousers crotches. Mum catching you having a wank to some porn or mum catching you having a wank to a cricket match....
Back to my translated message. It made me smile. Things are not so different after all. The anticipation is so often the best experience you will achieve. But who cares. It's the chance that one day you will find the real deal!!!
End of rant!
Ian
Where else can you find a "club" where income, status or rank is not relevant, but only that shared interest in searching for someone or something which turns you on, and helps you forget who you have to be most days for most people.
It's the ultimate naughty secret where the rules are what you decide they are.
There is true equality here, for fat, thin, black, white, small, large etc. If you feel you don't have the right goods to offer, then a few hours spent cruising xhamster will soon reassure there is something for everyone.
Soap and hot water are universally affordable by all, so muckiness is through choice when you are here!
I try to find the real homemade pics and vids here and spurn the glossy, robotic, stereotype professional stuff as I search for that "REAL" video or image which captures the reality of sex, of the rudeness, and the risks we all like to imagine or take.
The look on a face is obvious and once you have discovered a few real homemade gems, there is no going back. Manufactured porn bores me now. I have seen the real thing. I have made the real thing. I am a purist within the sexual boundaries I have for myself. Nothing fake anymore.
Then there is the odd moment when I laugh at the whole spectrum of people who frequent this site. I wonder if anybody is really getting laid or making there own footage. I hope so.
My question I often ask myself though is this. Have any of the people who introduce or present themselves to others on this site with a picture of a large, often erect penis, which may be one they wish they had, EVER, EVER, EVER had any positive responses from real women or men with their own genitalia, but who conceal initially their sex organs until such time as they have had a chance to introduce the other 95% of their person? I need to know if I have spent my entire sexually active life being smug and condescending to these "penis people", assured in the knowledge that all my sexual conquests have been successful thanks to my efforts primarily in introducing myself to the person as a whole, discovering any mutual ground and then planning how to obtain access to their body and mind in a sexual encounter which would then involve an introduction to "Mr Penis", "Miss Vagina", "The Titty Twins", and so on.
What inspired me go on like this???
After several years of hard work fucking, editing and publishing I get this message:
"Ciao mi chiamo DANIELE e sono ITALIANO mi piacerebbe farvi vedere il mio cazzo in webcam,io sono uno scapolo e pure vergine."
A mystery person has attempted to interact with me...I find an online translator and wait eagerly to see what fish has landed on my hook...
The answer....
"hello my name is daniel I'm Italian and I'd like to show you my dick in webcam, I am a bachelor and also a virgin."
Before the internet, before CDs there was a lot of hopeful k**s who took a video tape home, waited till mum and dad were out and finally after days or weeks of anticipation found the opportunity to play this sexual adventure with enough privacy to feel turned on before the first frame appeared.
The result was often impossible to determine, the acts, body parts or even species were often in question, and on one occasion I was poised with tissues and a semi hard on in my hand, only to find I was being treated to a recorded cricket match between England and the West Indies. The embarrassment potential of being caught dick in hand whilst trying to watch some porn suddenly was eclipsed by the embarrassment potential of the same setting now replacing the porn show with a load of blokes in white outfits
rubbing hard red balls against there own balls, while leaving red sk** marks over their white trousers crotches. Mum catching you having a wank to some porn or mum catching you having a wank to a cricket match....
Back to my translated message. It made me smile. Things are not so different after all. The anticipation is so often the best experience you will achieve. But who cares. It's the chance that one day you will find the real deal!!!
End of rant!
Ian
11 年 前