My Most Embarrassing Moment - What's Yours?

A day or two ago someone on this site asked me what my most embarrassing moment was. The question was posed because I’ve written and posted about being “caught” wearing female undies and I often openly purchase lingerie in person for myself.

Well of course there have been occasions when I have been embarrassed but having thought about it for a couple of days I think the single most embarrassing moment, and one that embarrassed me for several years, was the following.

It happened while I was still at school and this particular Christmas I had been invited by a friend to attend a posh dance at a big country club hotel. The ladies were all in posh frocks and, this being Scotland; most of the men including me were in kilts.

It must have been about 2 o’clock in the morning and I was walking down a corridor having spent a pleasant half hour or so in a bedroom with a young lady. As I turned a corner I nearly ran into a lady. As we smiled at each other she said “you seem to have something stuck in your teeth”. I tried to locate it with my tongue but she said “let me” and gently removed the offending object. We both looked at it and with an awful sense of realisation I saw it was a curly pubic hair. “I don’t suppose the young lady will miss this” she said, dropping it on the floor. I went bright red as she laughed gently and wagged a disapproving finger at me.

I wonder what she would have said if she had known that the hair was from her daughter’s pussy. For years later every time I saw that lady I blushed bright red.

What about you others – what would you say was your most embarrassing moment?

发布者 daviea9

11 年前

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Leomoore 2 年前

Great post. I dont think i can match that. Just the “usual” for me. Almost caught wanking in the lounge when parents returned early, caught by mother in law about to cum in her daughter, oh and caught by farmer, we were naked in car with gf on his land.

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daviea9 出版商 3 年前

至 hottvcarole : I'd have to have known it was there first.

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hottvcarole 3 年前

You could take her thong and floss with it.

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daviea9 出版商 3 年前

至 hottvcarole : Difficult when its stuck in your teeth though.

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hottvcarole 3 年前

I was always told the best way to remove unwanted hair was tops pit it out.

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CharlieBrownOz 3 年前

great story - and even better with the daughter's pubic hair twist to it!

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daviea9 出版商 4 年前

至 pete1233333 : Absolutely.

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pete1233333 4 年前

wonderful that it was from her daughters cunt

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daviea9 出版商 4 年前

至 badeye : It would have been, but she didn't

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badeye 4 年前

Wouldn't it have been Nice if she wanted to check out your Oral Skills

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divedog1960 5 年前

至 daviea9 : Funny story..

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daviea9 出版商 5 年前

至 divedog1960 : Not to my knowledge.

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divedog1960 5 年前

Lucky You.. Did Mom ever find out????

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daviea9 出版商 7 年前

至 Jelly1111 : It is, but not at the time

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Jelly1111 7 年前

至 starfly : Loved it.

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Jelly1111 7 年前

That's funny.

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blade136 7 年前

至 starfly : How did things go after THAT?

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daviea9 出版商 7 年前

Indeed it is. Actually at the time I was rather sad that it wasn't the mother's pubic hair stuck in my teeth - she was a real hot MILF.

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daviea9 出版商 7 年前

Ooops!

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daviea9 出版商 7 年前

Do tell us more. What happened next?

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lyinglarry 7 年前

Mine was a female co-worker during a coffee break. I had just started wearing panties 24/7 and had the prettiest pale blue Vasserette hip hugger panty that really made me feel feminine, my secret of course. While setting on a bench someone told a joke, I bent forward laughing and my shirt pulled out of the waistband of my blue jeans. The instant it happened she was looking and she said in a loud voice, "You are wearing blue silky underwear, they look like panties!" I was burning red and of course denied it but was careful not to protest too loudly knowing that would out me for sure. No one said a word about it but I was shocked and embarrassed.

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big_st 7 年前

My embarrassing moment was in my teens being caught in the wood out the back of our house, by a friend as i was bent over a fallen tree with another friends cock ball deep in my ass,but then i did lead to me getting fucked by both of them so not all bad.

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geordiekev 7 年前

至 daviea9 : I was frozen on their bed with terror, not knowing what to say or do. I would always make an excuse to use their bathroom and always looked in the laundry basket for Sylvia's use undies and pinch them at times. They (Ron & Sylvia) had worked out I was the thief. Their 2 sons had no idea and Sylvia had no idea Ron was Bisexual. He caught me fair & square! He unfastened his trousers, got his cock out and told me to suck or I'd be outed. I did what I was told, mainly due to being scared. He eventually spunked, most of it over my face, some going in my mouth, the I was told to get changed as the younger son would be back. I do believe he had popped up to the chippy for our lunch. I had just got into the bathroom when he arrived back home. Trembling through the lunch with Ron being there was an understament. It was a few weeks before I was back there again alone with Ron. Again I was dressed, Ron completely naked and i sucked him off again o n their bed. Over the weeks and months i sucked him off and i progressed to kissing then the, at the time, dreaded fucking. he took my anal virginity and i love it now. Years later, I've gotten married, still see Ron, they've moved further south to be with their oldest son & family but when Ron is up the Northeast we meet for some sex

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daviea9 出版商 7 年前

至 geordiekev : Ooooh - you naughty boy. Do tell more. Please!

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daviea9 出版商 7 年前

I still remember it well. Happy days!

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geordiekev 7 年前

In my teens, dressed in my mates mums undies & heels at his place(no idea where mate was) on the mums bed when his dad walks in on me wanking. That day changed my life, it was my first taste of cock

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starfly 8 年前

my wife and I were at a party in the fire station..... lots of friends.. female and male.... we were chatting in a group of about 4 female friends.. me wife and four females..... My wife said...she was just going to the toilet..... about 45 mins later.... yes 45 minutes.. she returned looking very pleased with herself..... on of her friends said.." wow Gill you were a long time..... where did you go.. Home ? ".... Gill grinned and said .. " one of the firefighters offered to show me around the station... the engines and stuff.. it was fantastic "..... there was a short silence.. then one of the other girls smirking .... put up her hand and pointed to Gills hair.... saying .. very clearly slowly and loudly.... " I think you have something in your hair Gill " ... we all looked and there... in her hair...was a big blob of CUM !!!

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vfnylon 9 年前

Wearing my beige nylon VF panties to the doc (who is female) I didnt know she was going to have me drop my jeans have me cough, i did drop my panties down some so she could check. I was very embarrassed. After pulling up my jeans i said sorry to her, she said no big deal, many men come in wearing panties. She explained to me that the panties hold your testicals tighter against you which can help with issues later down the road. Since then i have been back to her wearing beige, black, yellow and flower VF nylon full cut. She even commented on the flowers saying they look nice and where did i buy them. Said JCP.

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daviea9 出版商 10 年前

至 fengunn : I don't suppose she gave you a hand?

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daviea9 出版商 10 年前

Locked door? So you say! ;>

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