About Me

The following used to, pretty much, be in the About Me section on my front page. A few people read it (thank you so much), but I realize that I'm long winded and inclined to b_eat horses way beyond their demise, so I left the bare bones on the front page (and tweaked some of the other stuff) and I'm putting most of my so-called life here. For your information, edification and amusement:

First of all, I'm not here for intrigue or drama or to take or give crap from/to anybody. I see a video or picture or story I like on XRMXX, I copy it if it's not copywritten or otherwise not allowed for distribution. Anyone who likes what I have is welcome to it. I'm open to friendly --I say FRIENDLY-- conversation with anyone.

I'm not here to hook up with anyone, but I will flirt shamelessly with you. I like to talk. I like to read. I'm Irish by inclination, so take that for what it's worth.

I am a heterosexual male. I adore pussy. I even love the WORD "pussy!" I love to look at it; I love to think about it; I love to touch it and to feel it and to kiss it and lick it and rub my nose in it. Anyone who has one, and anyone who also loves them (Those over 18, of course) is my kind of person!

I'm getting more and more into watching two girls go at it with each other! I don't understand why, but lesbians just seem more erotic, by far, than hetero couples.

Sometimes you may notice I get carried away with some of my prosy comments. In another life I am a frustrated author, and this is just my way of verbally masturbating!

Not at all into male/male! Nothing against you, it just doesn't do anything for me. AND I hate penis photos just as much as a lot of girls do! I HAVE one; I could look at it any time I wanted to, IF I wanted to!

Anyway, nothing against male friends if you have content I like (see above).

No one under 18, please! We are never going to meet. Anything said or implied here is only fantasy for our mutual amusement.

I DO NOT, REPEAT, DO NOT, GET INTO u******e STUFF!! DON'T ASK! DON'T SUGGEST!! DON'T ACCUSE! DON'T EVEN GO THERE! EVERYTHING I'VE COPIED TO MY PAGE I GOT ON XHAMSTER, SO IF YOU DO NOT LIKE BEAUTIFUL GIRLS, AND YOU SEE SOMETHING HERE THAT OFFENDS YOUR DELICATE SENSIBILITIES: 1) FUCK OFF AND DIE, AND 2) CRAM YOUR HATRED UP YOUR GLUTEI MAXIMI. --IN THAT ORDER.

I guess the following is like the "Not responsible for accidents" sign at a garage sale. A lot of people have it; it doesn't hurt, and may be useful to keep the vampires, troglodytes, miscreants, malcontents, bullies and bastads away:

Disclaimer WARNING: Sydney University and all other institutions using this or any Adult Friend Finder site or its associated sites for projects - You do not have permission from me to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action. (I suggest the rest of you post this notice). and/or WARNING: all individuals and/or institutions, including local, state, federal, and international law enforcement agencies using this or any Adult Friend Finder site or its associated sites for projects and/or investigations. - You do not have my permission to use any of my profile information, pictures, videos, blogs, or stories in any form or forum both current and future. If you have, or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action. (I suggest the rest of you post this notice).


Additional WARNING: Any institution or person using this
site or any of its associated sites for study or projects - You do not have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current or future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications.

By us becoming friends, you and I agree that our
profiles, photos, videos, stories, and chats are
confidential between the two of us, and will not
be shared with anyone or any agency for any purpose.

The above applies generally to everybody, but specifically to a certain General and his cohorts. And you all should know who THEY are.

My m-omm-a, rest her sainted soul, used to tell me when I was a young-in, "If you can't say anything nice, keep your mouth shut." She also used to tell me to "respect girls." After several years, just out of youthful curiosity and to clarify things, I asked her exactly what she meant by "respect." She told me to respect girls was to keep my hands out of their pants. Needless to say, I missed out on a lot of pussy for a long time after that. Since reaching adulthood I've tried (respectfully) to make up for lost time.

When I was in high school, the PE teacher told us as he bussed us to the municipal swimming pool, "There are going to be girls there in itty bitty swim suits. You can look all you want. You can THINK all you want. But keep your mouths shut and don't touch!" ...I may have gotten my urge to talk and to write after that warning.

Anyway, I'm leaving this blog open for anyone to make comment. Be nice. If you are a bastad and want to leave some smart-ass comment, as one inconsiderate misogynist did in another blog, I warn you, I'll leave your ill-considered, ill-mannered, inappropriate deposit where it is for all the world to see, and then I will block you and report you to the gendarmes as spam. Let your conscience be your guide.