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Two weeks ago Saturday (May 2014), I attended a wedding. My current wife was in the wedding party as Matron of Honor, so I didn't get to spend much time with her at the wedding or the reception. Since the couple getting married were mutual friends, my ex-wife was there, also. At the reception in the church basement, my ex grabbed me outside the bathroom and pulled me into a classroom. She laid a passionate kiss on me and grabbed my crotch saying that she had been planning this all week. I still have a hard time being around her because she hurt me so bad. I told her to go find her hubby if she wanted service. She replied that he was in San Francisco on business for the week and would not be home until Wednesday. Additionally, she informed me that he had not fucked her in over 3 years. Viagra and Cialis have lost their affect on her husband and the only time he can get it hard is when she has a black man's cock in her pussy. Even when they try to switch him in he goes limp after only a few strokes and no climax. (I'm all broke up! Could not have happen to bigger asshole, occasionally there is justice in this world) I laughed and mentioned that her husband was only a year older than me. What makes her think that I would be any better? She said that our k i d s stayed at my house over spring break from college. They mentioned the nightly noises coming from my bedroom would wake them up two or three times a night. Damn, k i d s need to keep their noses out of my business! Oh, well! I told her to go call one of her fuck buddies if she was horny. She replied that she gets plenty of intense hard sex, but that is not what she craves. She said that what she really wants is tender, passionate sex with great feeling and care like we used to have. She wanted sex that was more than just a physical act; she wanted compassion; she wanted to make love, kiss and cuddle not just fuck! Moreover, I still had the biggest cock she ever fucked and she thinks of me often.(Sounds to me like she is flattering me up because she wanted me. I am big as you can see in my profile pics, I extend a little over 11 inches that is about 28 cm for those not in the US and I am about the girth of a beer can. But, I have certainly seen bigger on this site) Poor girl, I almost feel sorry for her. She should have thought of me before she cheated. I told her to try craigslist. Then, I walked out of the room found my wife dancing with the Best Man and cut in. Still, the sexy bitch ex-wife is a hot looking lady and she can get my cock hard. The new wife and I were up all night fucking like rabbits. Even though I would not touch the ex with my ten foot pole, she can still horn me up and weddings make my current wife very horny. The wife and I were blurry-eyed and walking a little bull-legged in the morning, but damn it was fun!