Am I WHAT?
What is it with those who want to know if I am beating off? They ask you to friend them and then the first thing they wanna know is “Are you jerking?” Well, I guess I should be glad they use more than two words to ask...
But what is it with that? I don't ask anybody else if they're choking their chicken! I don't really want to know! OK, so you're beating your meat. Fine. Have at it. Do it till you're satisfied. Do it till it hurts. (I will admit I have done that on occasion. Won't tell you when or where, though. I did it in Nonyabusiness, New York. OK? There, that's my confession for the day. What's that? You wanna know WHEN? It was a long long time ago. In a galaxy far, far away). I'd recommend a good soothing antibiotic cream afterward. And go a little easier on yourself for a few days. Go find a girl to help. Girls don't generally chafe like you might. And there are plenty ladies out there who would be just as pleased as punch to help you slay your dragon.
There's plenty of incentive on a site like this to trip your own trigger, sure. It might be interesting to hear a lady describe flogging her lil man-in-the-boat. I'd always be open to hearing a lovely lady tell me how she's jilling, 'specially when she's doing it over me. Yeah! But what's with a digital circle jerk? I just can't see the appeal of it. --I never could understand a REAL LIFE circle jerk! It just never occurred to me to be turned on by something like that. One of those Buck Jones Mysteries, I guess.
Sure, I've ended more than one PM with the wish of many orgasms to the one I'm P Ming. That's a wish-you-well; it's not an invitation to come over to my house and do it with me. --Well, if anybody of the feminine persuasion really wanted to, I wouldn't throw you out. I mean, seriously. But no, I have no desire to watch or even hear of another guy abusing himself. I ain't gonna take part and do it the same time you do it, ain't gonna help out –you're a big boy; I'm sure you can handle it on your own –unless both your arms are broken, in which case you're shit outa luck. Think pure thoughts. Go do something constructive till they heal up. Find a willing female. (OR male; I'm not gonna throw stones at you). Seriously!
But what is it with that? I don't ask anybody else if they're choking their chicken! I don't really want to know! OK, so you're beating your meat. Fine. Have at it. Do it till you're satisfied. Do it till it hurts. (I will admit I have done that on occasion. Won't tell you when or where, though. I did it in Nonyabusiness, New York. OK? There, that's my confession for the day. What's that? You wanna know WHEN? It was a long long time ago. In a galaxy far, far away). I'd recommend a good soothing antibiotic cream afterward. And go a little easier on yourself for a few days. Go find a girl to help. Girls don't generally chafe like you might. And there are plenty ladies out there who would be just as pleased as punch to help you slay your dragon.
There's plenty of incentive on a site like this to trip your own trigger, sure. It might be interesting to hear a lady describe flogging her lil man-in-the-boat. I'd always be open to hearing a lovely lady tell me how she's jilling, 'specially when she's doing it over me. Yeah! But what's with a digital circle jerk? I just can't see the appeal of it. --I never could understand a REAL LIFE circle jerk! It just never occurred to me to be turned on by something like that. One of those Buck Jones Mysteries, I guess.
Sure, I've ended more than one PM with the wish of many orgasms to the one I'm P Ming. That's a wish-you-well; it's not an invitation to come over to my house and do it with me. --Well, if anybody of the feminine persuasion really wanted to, I wouldn't throw you out. I mean, seriously. But no, I have no desire to watch or even hear of another guy abusing himself. I ain't gonna take part and do it the same time you do it, ain't gonna help out –you're a big boy; I'm sure you can handle it on your own –unless both your arms are broken, in which case you're shit outa luck. Think pure thoughts. Go do something constructive till they heal up. Find a willing female. (OR male; I'm not gonna throw stones at you). Seriously!
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