Funny Chatous Chat #1

M = Midori (Me) :P
G = Guy (idk his name)


Sep 23, 2014, 5:25 PM

( This is what he put on his bio: )
"25 Male bright blue eyed tattooist lookin for some gd conversation
#tattoos #tattooing #music #movies #a****ls"

M-oh, where you based?

G-im in brooklyn ny

M-damn it

G-lol y damn it

M-cause i'm looking for a good tatooist for some stuff

G-im better than gd

M-aww, stop teasing :3

G-lol im the best tattooist on the east coast

M-big words mate, anything to back that up?

G-of course pic for pic ladies first then ill send some samples of my work deal?

M-sure, one pic not naked (cause i'm naked in bed)

G-hey hey hey lol rather c the one of u in bed but whatever works

M-nice hair, really suits you

G-well thank u

M-np, so how much would this cost?

G-i would charge 120 for something like that

M-how about the part under the eye?

G-send again didnt c under eye

G-what type of work would u like to c of mine

G-nice 30 for that and this is a cover up i did

M-cool, so how would you go about doing the eye one?

M-"wow"

G-that was done with a different type of machine a cosmetics machine

M-ah, okay

G-thats on my leg i done that myself

M-mad "skills" mate

G-well thank u

M-np, so could you answer the question i asked?

G-how would i do the eye one?

M-yep

G-well since its a cosmetics machine the needles r different smaller so i have to pull the eyelid up a little to get the area under the eye then the rest is just normal stretch the skin under eye

M-hmm, okay, i'm all for the pain, but that's gonna hurt like a bitch right?

G-not really the skin under eye doesnt have many nerve endings

M-oh, okay, thanks mate, how many sittings would all that require? (guessing it depends on the tattooist)

G-i would do that in 1 sitting rougly 4 hours

M-is that just for the eye or including the arm piece? the arm and eye that seems impossible, a guy i went to yesterday said it would take 4 sittings, as to not hurt the skin

M-damage*

G-he just wants money me i tat for love of art so i give real prices real timing

M-not really, he quoted about the same as you did, like £140

G-(Goes offline and still not back on)

M-you're not a real tattoist are you lol

WFT LOL XD
发布者 MidoriOni
10 年 前
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MidoriOni 出版商 10 年 前
keyla94 : Sorry sweetie if I didn't make it clear, but I do know about them, I'm on chatous all the time, almost all of them are rude, sexist and fakers, like the squirting girl scammer.
I just thought I'd start blogging this, just because I made this post doesn't mean I don't know about them ^_^.

Also, Love You and your avatar *muah* X
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keyla94 10 年 前
What's funny is that, somehow, you seem to think these guys aren't ordinary.

They're like, ALL OVER the place.
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hornydiablo20cm 10 年 前
lol
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