What Kind of Popper Are You?
I found this interesting article. From Primepoppers
Amsterdam Poppers are for the mellow guy who can go with flow but also knows exactly what he wants. This popper is right for you if you are laid back but with a powerful presence.
Amyl Night Poppers are for the guy who lives on the edge and craves adventure at every turn! If an intense rush is what gets you out of bed every morning, than this popper is for you.
Blue Boy Poppers are for the romantic guy who desires to feel the closeness of his partner from his fingers all the way to his toes. If your idea of the perfect Friday night involves cuddling up to a fire, naked in a bear skinned rug, than you have met your match.
Brazil Poppers are for the breezy guy who enjoys feeling the wind through his hair and sand beneath his feet. He appreciates the simple things in life and never takes a moment for granted.
Crypt Tonight Poppers are for the guy who has a weakness for all things pleasurable. Have trouble saying no to that fifth martini or piece of double chocolate cake? Indulge in this popper for the ultimate pleasurable experience, I dare you.
DV8 Poppers are for the guy who always leads and never follows! You rebel against social norms and blaze your own path every chance you get. If breaking the rules is what gets you off than this popper is for you.
Ecstasy Poppers are for the ultimate lover. The guy whose fingertips feel like feathers and has the stamina of a Thoroughbred. If a long weekend in bed is your idea of a good time, than look no further.
English Poppers are for the gentleman who enjoy the finer things in life. A smooth glass of scotch accompanied by a five course meal on the rooftop of swanky hotel is their typical nightcap. These poppers are the cherry on top of this luxurious lifestyle.
Hardware Poppers are for the ultimate man. The man who isnt afraid of rolling up his sleeves and getting those big, rough hands dirty. This is a man made of pure muscle, who loves America and will come to the rescue every chance he can.
Hell Fire Poppers are for the guy who spends his free time raising hell. This guy will never back down to fight, rarely hears the word “no” and will steal candy from a baby. If you’re an adrenaline junky at heart than this popper is for you.
Iron Horse Poppers are for the guy who never stops exploring. He longs for getting lost in the wilderness and sleeping under the stars. This is the man that can start a fire with just two sticks, can pitch a tent (and I’m not talking about in his pants) and will scare off bears all day long. If you dream of camping and summers at the lake, than order this popper and begin your next adventure.
Jungle Juice Poppers are for the world travelers. This is the guy who sacrifices the penthouse apartment and Porsche 911 for the ability to purchase one way tickets to countries most people have never even heard of. He is hard to tie down, lives for the unexpected and wanderlust will get the best of him every time.
Leather Eagle Poppers are for the country boys who spend their weekends herding cattle and riding bulls for fun. They are the strong, thoughtful, romantic kind who you can easily take home to meet Mom. By the end of the day they are caked in sweat and dirt, ready for a hot steamy shower and some good ol home cooking.
Locker Room Poppers are for the gym junkies who can’t imagine a day without breaking a sweat. Pumping iron and protein shakes is their idea of an evening well spent and their reflection is comparable to a Greek God. Think of this popper of spinach in a bottle and get ready to grow!
Man Scent Poppers are for the type of guy who stands above others as a beacon of success. He is suave, refined, rich and others strive to be just like him. Work hard play hard is his daily mantra and no amount of horsepower will ever allow you to catch this guy.
Nitro Poppers are for the athletic guy who is naturally good at everything he does. His days are spent hitting balls at the batting cage, playing flag football with friends and shredding the slopes of the tallest mountains. He ever misses a playoff game of any sort and has “Just Do It” tattooed across his twelve pack.
Pig Sweat Poppers are for the guys who live a b*o life. They belong to the rowdiest fraternity on campus, can beer bong a forty in 10 seconds flat and never the house without their collar popped!
Quicksilver Poppers are for the dudes who live, eat and breath the ocean. Their surf board is their religion and the waves their God. These are gorgeous, bronzed men with sun kissed skin and bleach blonde hair. They taste of salt and freedom and leave you always wanting more.
Real Gold Poppers are for the men with the biggest of bankrolls. Private jets and Rolls Royces are their only form of transportation and they bathe daily in Caviar. They use cashmere in place of toilet paper and receive daily massages from Italian stallions name Roberto. If money is no object than Real Gold Poppers are for you!
Reds Poppers are for the romantics at heart. This is the guy who sends flowers just because and knows that diamonds truly are a man’s best friend. He will spend hours cooking you dinner and then finish it with a happy ending. He is a giver and feels rewarded by pleasing others.
Rush Poppers are for the party boy. The guy who needs two cell phones just to hold all of his contacts and their isnt a single line that he has to wait in. His VIP table is fully stocked with Dom ad Goose and he’s never met a DJ he didn’t like.
Amsterdam Poppers are for the mellow guy who can go with flow but also knows exactly what he wants. This popper is right for you if you are laid back but with a powerful presence.
Amyl Night Poppers are for the guy who lives on the edge and craves adventure at every turn! If an intense rush is what gets you out of bed every morning, than this popper is for you.
Blue Boy Poppers are for the romantic guy who desires to feel the closeness of his partner from his fingers all the way to his toes. If your idea of the perfect Friday night involves cuddling up to a fire, naked in a bear skinned rug, than you have met your match.
Brazil Poppers are for the breezy guy who enjoys feeling the wind through his hair and sand beneath his feet. He appreciates the simple things in life and never takes a moment for granted.
Crypt Tonight Poppers are for the guy who has a weakness for all things pleasurable. Have trouble saying no to that fifth martini or piece of double chocolate cake? Indulge in this popper for the ultimate pleasurable experience, I dare you.
DV8 Poppers are for the guy who always leads and never follows! You rebel against social norms and blaze your own path every chance you get. If breaking the rules is what gets you off than this popper is for you.
Ecstasy Poppers are for the ultimate lover. The guy whose fingertips feel like feathers and has the stamina of a Thoroughbred. If a long weekend in bed is your idea of a good time, than look no further.
English Poppers are for the gentleman who enjoy the finer things in life. A smooth glass of scotch accompanied by a five course meal on the rooftop of swanky hotel is their typical nightcap. These poppers are the cherry on top of this luxurious lifestyle.
Hardware Poppers are for the ultimate man. The man who isnt afraid of rolling up his sleeves and getting those big, rough hands dirty. This is a man made of pure muscle, who loves America and will come to the rescue every chance he can.
Hell Fire Poppers are for the guy who spends his free time raising hell. This guy will never back down to fight, rarely hears the word “no” and will steal candy from a baby. If you’re an adrenaline junky at heart than this popper is for you.
Iron Horse Poppers are for the guy who never stops exploring. He longs for getting lost in the wilderness and sleeping under the stars. This is the man that can start a fire with just two sticks, can pitch a tent (and I’m not talking about in his pants) and will scare off bears all day long. If you dream of camping and summers at the lake, than order this popper and begin your next adventure.
Jungle Juice Poppers are for the world travelers. This is the guy who sacrifices the penthouse apartment and Porsche 911 for the ability to purchase one way tickets to countries most people have never even heard of. He is hard to tie down, lives for the unexpected and wanderlust will get the best of him every time.
Leather Eagle Poppers are for the country boys who spend their weekends herding cattle and riding bulls for fun. They are the strong, thoughtful, romantic kind who you can easily take home to meet Mom. By the end of the day they are caked in sweat and dirt, ready for a hot steamy shower and some good ol home cooking.
Locker Room Poppers are for the gym junkies who can’t imagine a day without breaking a sweat. Pumping iron and protein shakes is their idea of an evening well spent and their reflection is comparable to a Greek God. Think of this popper of spinach in a bottle and get ready to grow!
Man Scent Poppers are for the type of guy who stands above others as a beacon of success. He is suave, refined, rich and others strive to be just like him. Work hard play hard is his daily mantra and no amount of horsepower will ever allow you to catch this guy.
Nitro Poppers are for the athletic guy who is naturally good at everything he does. His days are spent hitting balls at the batting cage, playing flag football with friends and shredding the slopes of the tallest mountains. He ever misses a playoff game of any sort and has “Just Do It” tattooed across his twelve pack.
Pig Sweat Poppers are for the guys who live a b*o life. They belong to the rowdiest fraternity on campus, can beer bong a forty in 10 seconds flat and never the house without their collar popped!
Quicksilver Poppers are for the dudes who live, eat and breath the ocean. Their surf board is their religion and the waves their God. These are gorgeous, bronzed men with sun kissed skin and bleach blonde hair. They taste of salt and freedom and leave you always wanting more.
Real Gold Poppers are for the men with the biggest of bankrolls. Private jets and Rolls Royces are their only form of transportation and they bathe daily in Caviar. They use cashmere in place of toilet paper and receive daily massages from Italian stallions name Roberto. If money is no object than Real Gold Poppers are for you!
Reds Poppers are for the romantics at heart. This is the guy who sends flowers just because and knows that diamonds truly are a man’s best friend. He will spend hours cooking you dinner and then finish it with a happy ending. He is a giver and feels rewarded by pleasing others.
Rush Poppers are for the party boy. The guy who needs two cell phones just to hold all of his contacts and their isnt a single line that he has to wait in. His VIP table is fully stocked with Dom ad Goose and he’s never met a DJ he didn’t like.
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