Another one bites the dust

So this new guy in the office... thinks he's so suave and charming... tries to be my "friend". then sees me getting ready for the gym one day and loses his mind. He is a total muscle fetish freak and cant get over my legs... so we play 50 questions...

Yes I workout
Yes I am stronger than you
Yes I can easily kill you with my thighs
Yes I have a bigger than normal clit but it isn't from steroids
No I have never taken Steroids
Yes I used to beat up boys when I was younger
Yes I can crush a watermelon with my thighs
Yes my pussy is tighter than your girlfriend's or wife's or any woman you have ever been with.
Yes I could make you cum without moving a muscle (well just one slight movement vaginal walls)
On and on and on...

So I was like look, if you want to learn what its like i'll let you take the ass cheek challenge but its going to cost you 1000 bucks if you lose.. So then I explain to him the rules and he accepts... so I was like ok go to your bank and come back with the money... he goes.. Now? I say... YES NOW... and then meet me in the spare conference room.

So he does as I say and when he opens the door he sees this


His jaw dropped and I could see this was going to be like taking candy from a baby. I asked him to hold my phone which was recording and before he even knew what was happening I had him locked in position... I unzipped his pants... threw him into the corner behind the door and backed up into him so he couldn't move..

I told him.. I'm going to count to thirty Mississippi and if my ass is still dry by then you can keep your money. He was already raging hard at 1 Mississippi lol. All I basically did was arch my back and give his dick one long hard squeeze and by and by 7 Mississippi... well... you know

CHA-CHING!!!