Quiz: Real-Man or loser?

Are you a or are you a ? Take this test and find out! Simply read the questions and choose the answer that best applies. Add the points to your total score.


1. How big is your cock?
(+1) Over six inches long
(-1) Under six inches long

2. How often do you masturbate?
(+2) Once a week
(+1) Twice a week
(-1) Once a day
(-2) Twice a day

3. When was the last time you had sex?
(+2) Less than a week ago
(+1) Less than a month ago
(-1) Over six months ago
(-2) Over a year ago

4. Have you ever tasted your own cum?
(+2) Are you crazy? That would be gay.
(+1) Once, when I kissed my wife/gf after she gave me head.
(-1) I want to, but I keep chickening out after jerking-off.
(-2) I have a lot of CEI videos saved in my 'favorites'.

5. Do you want to watch your wife/gf have sex with another man?
(+2) Only if she's into double-penetration.
(+1) Only if it's her birthday and we're really wasted.
(-1) Only if I can jerk-off while watching from the corner.
(-2) Only if she makes me lick up all his cum out of her pussy.

6. What did you do last Friday night?
(+2) I was banging these two waitresses at the same time.
(+1) I had sex with my wife/gf after a nice night out.
(-1) I tried to score but ended up home alone jerking-off.
(-2) I stayed at home browsing FemDom videos and edging all night.

7. Have you ever watched a small-penis humiliation video?
(+1) I was curious what SPH stood for, but turned it off quickly.
(-1) I watch them all the time when I'm masturbating.

8. What happens when a woman calls you gay or a fag?
(+1) I pull out my cock and show her how straight I am by fucking the shit out of her.
(-1) It makes me hard and want to jerk-off.

9. Picture the most beautiful woman you can imagine is laying in your bed naked right now.
What happens next in your fantasy?

(+2) I introduce her to the power of tantric orgasms and fuck her for hours before cumming.
(+1) First I pleasure her, then I pleasure me.
(-1) I want to fuck her so bad that I cum in less than a minute once inside her.
(-2) I beg her to let me jerk-off but she puts me in chastity instead.

10. What's your ideal relationship situation?
(+3) I want a different woman every night; I don't want to be tied down.
(+2) I wear the pants in the house.
(+1) A loving, mutual relationship based on respect.
(-1) She cheats on me occasionally, but I get to watch.
(-2) She has a strap-on and likes to use it.
(-3) Mistress makes me suck cock. Once a month I am allowed to touch myself, but I have to eat my mess.


HOW DID YOU SCORE?
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+15-18 You are undoubtedly an Alpha Male.
+10-14 You are definitely a Real-Man.
+5-9 Girls aren't going to question your masculinity.
+1-4 You're teetering on the edge, but stable.
-1-4 If you're not a loser now, you will be soon.
-5-9 I hope being alone suits you
-10-14 It turns you on when girls call you a 'pathetic loser' doesn't it?
-15-18 Not only are you a loser, you're probably gay.

Make sure you share your results in the comments section below!



发布者 frozenhero1
10 年 前
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vassa2000
vassa2000 2 天 前
-15))
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steve50suffolk
steve50suffolk 1 月 前
Minus 18 (and proud of it!)
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soumoulou
soumoulou 3 月 前
Like I had to take the test to know it
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vassa2000
vassa2000 9 月 前
-13
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Tobihx 12 月 前
-11 that means? ^^
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thefuzzyone
thefuzzyone 1 年 前
i got +6  
Girls aren't going to question your masculinity.
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hrdguy01
hrdguy01 1 年 前
I got 0 what's that mean . lol
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redirvine
redirvine 1 年 前
-10 e sono totalmente d'accordo
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jax2107
jax2107 1 年 前
-17 loser beta gay
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Seixaslmlc
Seixaslmlc 1 年 前
-10
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jojosmallone
jojosmallone 1 年 前
-4 mmmmm maybe i am a loser since i am sure i am not a "man" sexually
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backpass
backpass 1 年 前
-13
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scorpiocmen 1 年 前
What about 0? LOL
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smutlvr
smutlvr 2 年 前
-13
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Majosft
Majosft 2 年 前
-12
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Cuckold-Beta-Olen
-13
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drlove71 2 年 前
6 for me
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-12 lol.
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scorpiocmen 2 年 前
scorpiocmen : 2 again
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dwtromana
dwtromana 2 年 前
only -12
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kink2kink 2 年 前
Minus 17 for this beta loser and pathetic faggot!
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versitalian
versitalian 2 年 前
-13
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royalewithchees
royalewithchees 2 年 前
I'm a loser because I can't do the math properly. But, I think I'm -7. only because #10 added a +3.
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jojosmallone
jojosmallone 2 年 前
-10. guess i not as much of a loser as i have been told i was
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10inbwcforwives 2 年 前
Just confirmed what in already know
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10inbwcforwives 2 年 前
+12
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daytondave 3 年 前
-15
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slaveo1 3 年 前
-13
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SaraBeyonce
SaraBeyonce 3 年 前
-12
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562cple
562cple 3 年 前
-10 .......fits me perfectly
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