Things I Do *NOT* Like
This is a list of things I don't like and some explanations. Yes, I'm aware that not everyone's the same and as long as consenting people of legal age agree to partake in whatever the hell activities they want, I can't really say a whole lot. I wouldn't write this if I wasn't a fan of porn and often bombarded with shit that I'm going to write about.
First off is the inspiration for this post: fisting. I fucking hate that. It's bad enough when it's a huge toy larger than anyone's actual dick, but to just jump up to something that's the size of the generous portion of a c***d's head for sexual gratification makes me grimace and sneer at my computer, completely alone at home. Not only do I not understand that as a fetish, it makes me angry as a guy knowing that there are women out there that I would have 0% sexual compatibility with. There's several couples/women on this site that partake in fisting. The one that inspired this post, who I won't be naming, actually sort of has a cute face. She's a fat floppy cunt whore, but looking at her face makes me think that a long time ago, probably back when she was 18, she was quite attractive. Seems like such a waste. There's another Xham member, again someone I won't name, that is also a fat floppy cunt whore, but her face looks like it matches. She looks terrible, but she's such a raging whore and there's a legion or two of dedicated whore-mongers that adore her sloppy cunt and ass. It's fucking ridiculous and if I ever become a stand-up comic, that's for sure going to inspire some material.
Second on the list, "BBC" fangirls and fanboys. This fetish is so fucking prevalent that whole swatches of my country (U.S.) the most searched type of porn in interracial. I get some of the appeal of interracial, believe me, as a white guy, I've seen some hot black women that I would love to bend over a chair and slap their juicy asses before I paint their cervix sticky white. However, there's a *HUGE* fucking market for the BBC and blonde white woman going at it with the taboo of making her white daddy spin in his grave. I'm sure those fat cunts that love fisting also love the idea of BBC, a huge black cock so big they can't take it. You white people, what the fuck are you doing? I say you because it ain't me, I don't discriminate with the ethnicity of women I like, but I certainly am not obsessed with any particular ethnicity either. I say white because that's it, really. Search for interracial, 90% of what you find is black dicks going into white women. Oddly enough, this fetish seems almost exclusively for white people. The black people I've spoken with have all said that they don't turn down free pussy but they don't give a shit what colour is on the outside, it's all pink on the inside. You cuckolds are next.
Third on the list are the cuckolds. Not exclusive to interracial sex but it is mostly associated with it. White men fantasising about their white wives fucking a big black cock so they can jack off in the corner like a monkey. That shit is ridiculous. It makes no sense to be in a relationship where exclusivity is one of the definitive tenets only to just let other people fuck your wife. Not joining in and enjoying the whole situation, but being in the corner, masturbating furiously.
Fourth on the list, hairy dudes in skirts pretending to be transsexuals or whatever they claim. I've tried to understand the different dividing things of what makes someone a transsexual, what makes them a crossdresser, transvestite, androgynous, etc. It's maddening. As soon as I found a definition that seemed reasonable to understand, other shit was said, usually people not wanting to be categorised or "judged." I don't give a shit what a person thinks they are, there are some things a person is and there are some things that are negotiable. Pronouns are negotiable, sex and DNA fucking isn't. Brass tacks- putting on a wig, taking "whoremones," putting on a skirt/strap-on, etc. does not change fundamentals no matter how hard you wish. This isn't me railing against people wanted to live their lives, this is me saying that I'm getting fucking tired of these hairy motherfuckers in skirts, making no effort to try to blend in. Like boarding a national flight to New York wearing a full burkha and being fucking surprised when you get "randomly" searched and questioned. If you're a guy and it's taken you 40-50 years to discover/come to terms with the fact you are transsexual, you've missed the boat. I'm sorry for you and your repression, but the ship has sailed. Your youth is the time for that exploration, not when you've been married with c***dren for 20 years or whatever. Tearing your family apart keeping a secret like that is selfish. Come to terms with it. Does it give you a thrill to put on a skirt and suck anonymous dick, not because you're gay but because you want to pretend you're something you're not? Come to terms and move on. Seek professional guidance if need be.
Fifth and final on the list, at least for now, aggressive guys scaring away almost every woman to venture onto this website and any others and share herself and her interests. We're left with saggy titted sluts with pussies loose to not even flinch with a fist punched into it. Oh, we're also left with hundreds of fake profiles by repressed cocksuckers stealing Facebook photos or using leaked personal photos of some woman to lure the rest of you ridiculously aggressive "c2c" and "watch me cum on cam" motherfuckers. Every time I get a message from one of you, I want to curbstomp you like Derek Vinyard did the black carjacker in American History X for being stupid as fuck. I don't want to see your filthy dick. No one I've spoken to that isn't a whore with deep wrist scars or so gay they can sit on a Popsicle and tell you the flavour, wants to see your cock. *Especially* if there's a language barrier. What the fuck is up with weird motherfuckers from Turkey asking me to "c2c" with them? Does anyone else have the problem or am I alone?
Honourable mention: why do I get messages asking me to leave comments? Do these people just go down a list of other Xham members, copy and paste that message, and then move on to the next member? Why? Why is it that often times when I bother to look into it, there's dozens of comments and thousands of views and it's clear that the photos/videos in question are popular enough? Why solicit more comments? Relax with it. I'll check stuff out if you message me about it, sure. But don't ask for comments like that's all that matters. The only exception might be Zonda, his uploads have been the tits with complete consistency.
First off is the inspiration for this post: fisting. I fucking hate that. It's bad enough when it's a huge toy larger than anyone's actual dick, but to just jump up to something that's the size of the generous portion of a c***d's head for sexual gratification makes me grimace and sneer at my computer, completely alone at home. Not only do I not understand that as a fetish, it makes me angry as a guy knowing that there are women out there that I would have 0% sexual compatibility with. There's several couples/women on this site that partake in fisting. The one that inspired this post, who I won't be naming, actually sort of has a cute face. She's a fat floppy cunt whore, but looking at her face makes me think that a long time ago, probably back when she was 18, she was quite attractive. Seems like such a waste. There's another Xham member, again someone I won't name, that is also a fat floppy cunt whore, but her face looks like it matches. She looks terrible, but she's such a raging whore and there's a legion or two of dedicated whore-mongers that adore her sloppy cunt and ass. It's fucking ridiculous and if I ever become a stand-up comic, that's for sure going to inspire some material.
Second on the list, "BBC" fangirls and fanboys. This fetish is so fucking prevalent that whole swatches of my country (U.S.) the most searched type of porn in interracial. I get some of the appeal of interracial, believe me, as a white guy, I've seen some hot black women that I would love to bend over a chair and slap their juicy asses before I paint their cervix sticky white. However, there's a *HUGE* fucking market for the BBC and blonde white woman going at it with the taboo of making her white daddy spin in his grave. I'm sure those fat cunts that love fisting also love the idea of BBC, a huge black cock so big they can't take it. You white people, what the fuck are you doing? I say you because it ain't me, I don't discriminate with the ethnicity of women I like, but I certainly am not obsessed with any particular ethnicity either. I say white because that's it, really. Search for interracial, 90% of what you find is black dicks going into white women. Oddly enough, this fetish seems almost exclusively for white people. The black people I've spoken with have all said that they don't turn down free pussy but they don't give a shit what colour is on the outside, it's all pink on the inside. You cuckolds are next.
Third on the list are the cuckolds. Not exclusive to interracial sex but it is mostly associated with it. White men fantasising about their white wives fucking a big black cock so they can jack off in the corner like a monkey. That shit is ridiculous. It makes no sense to be in a relationship where exclusivity is one of the definitive tenets only to just let other people fuck your wife. Not joining in and enjoying the whole situation, but being in the corner, masturbating furiously.
Fourth on the list, hairy dudes in skirts pretending to be transsexuals or whatever they claim. I've tried to understand the different dividing things of what makes someone a transsexual, what makes them a crossdresser, transvestite, androgynous, etc. It's maddening. As soon as I found a definition that seemed reasonable to understand, other shit was said, usually people not wanting to be categorised or "judged." I don't give a shit what a person thinks they are, there are some things a person is and there are some things that are negotiable. Pronouns are negotiable, sex and DNA fucking isn't. Brass tacks- putting on a wig, taking "whoremones," putting on a skirt/strap-on, etc. does not change fundamentals no matter how hard you wish. This isn't me railing against people wanted to live their lives, this is me saying that I'm getting fucking tired of these hairy motherfuckers in skirts, making no effort to try to blend in. Like boarding a national flight to New York wearing a full burkha and being fucking surprised when you get "randomly" searched and questioned. If you're a guy and it's taken you 40-50 years to discover/come to terms with the fact you are transsexual, you've missed the boat. I'm sorry for you and your repression, but the ship has sailed. Your youth is the time for that exploration, not when you've been married with c***dren for 20 years or whatever. Tearing your family apart keeping a secret like that is selfish. Come to terms with it. Does it give you a thrill to put on a skirt and suck anonymous dick, not because you're gay but because you want to pretend you're something you're not? Come to terms and move on. Seek professional guidance if need be.
Fifth and final on the list, at least for now, aggressive guys scaring away almost every woman to venture onto this website and any others and share herself and her interests. We're left with saggy titted sluts with pussies loose to not even flinch with a fist punched into it. Oh, we're also left with hundreds of fake profiles by repressed cocksuckers stealing Facebook photos or using leaked personal photos of some woman to lure the rest of you ridiculously aggressive "c2c" and "watch me cum on cam" motherfuckers. Every time I get a message from one of you, I want to curbstomp you like Derek Vinyard did the black carjacker in American History X for being stupid as fuck. I don't want to see your filthy dick. No one I've spoken to that isn't a whore with deep wrist scars or so gay they can sit on a Popsicle and tell you the flavour, wants to see your cock. *Especially* if there's a language barrier. What the fuck is up with weird motherfuckers from Turkey asking me to "c2c" with them? Does anyone else have the problem or am I alone?
Honourable mention: why do I get messages asking me to leave comments? Do these people just go down a list of other Xham members, copy and paste that message, and then move on to the next member? Why? Why is it that often times when I bother to look into it, there's dozens of comments and thousands of views and it's clear that the photos/videos in question are popular enough? Why solicit more comments? Relax with it. I'll check stuff out if you message me about it, sure. But don't ask for comments like that's all that matters. The only exception might be Zonda, his uploads have been the tits with complete consistency.
10 年 前
Anal fisting I've done on a couple girls it's a rare privilege to find a chick that will let you do that. Anal on the other hand I've made many woman cum by ass fucking. Spanking and spitting is something that turns me on start with the hand with a slap on the ass and face if she likes it good go from there not every woman likes it to rough. You can tell by my profile video likes I do fuck black chicks although I love all types. I've been lucky enough to have had several threesomes and me and my friends have gang banged a few chicks. I like deep throating woman.
One of my biggest turn on's I didn't know I had was choking I was fucking this black chick in the ass when she asked me to choke her until she passed out. Wow she came so hard her asshole flexed so hard on my dick I kept her around for a while. I'm in a steady relationship so I make it clear to whoever I'm seeing that it's a fling.
Submissive woman turn me on I'm in charge she will cum she will enjoy herself however she likes it in the ass,pussy, throat gagging, slapping, spitting, hair pulling, toy's inserted in holes, lubed up, the nastier the better that's my mission by sex. Anyhow never had an attraction to a****ls myself I think that mostly women do that . I went to the sex museum in Amsterdam before they banned b********y in the Netherlands, and porn shops there were lots of porn with women fucking horses and dogs,very attractive woman I couldn't believe it. Amsterdam is like Disneyland for adults.
One of my goals is to have a threesome where the girls do an anal cum fart cocktail. Yeah rite that shit only happens in porn or does it? Maybe I'll get to check another sexual fantasy off the bucket list.
As far as the other things you've mentioned, my friend, like playing with shit, extreme BDSM, torturing genitals (or not genitals,) pretending to take on animalistic properties like pretending to be a dog or horse or whatever, I just didn't get to those.
I'm on the fence about actual bestiality like fucking a dog. I can see how that could appeal. I don't have hardly any background with it, the most I did was get a dog to lick peanut butter off my cock when I was younger and a virgin. I claim desperation there. Like I said, I can see why some women out there would at least think about fucking their male dog. Several breeds have dicks in the 6-8 inches range, as well as 1 and a half to 3 inches in width range, making it possible to fit into the average human pussy. Dogs can fuck faster than humans due to their physique, mimicing a dildo. Women can't be impregnated by them, and the dog can't talk to tell others what a whore his master is. I'm not saying it's right or that I 100% agree with it, I'm just saying I could understand it. Not to mention that there are women (same as men) out there that are just unfuckable. They're ugly as fuck, maybe crippled somehow, and we as a society find them undesirable. In short, she's desperate for cock and there's a reason horny guys are compared to dogs, dogs will fuck pretty much anything. For the loose cunt women out there, male dogs have that knot thing that's like a fist. That would probably cause incredible pain for the tight twats out there but for the ones that do fisting, it's probably no big deal, I'm guessing.
I agree with some of the things you've written about. For one, i don't uderstand why most guys, on this site or others like it, are like voulchers. As soon as a new female profile is registeres they are quick to comment, message or rate it before there is any real info in that profile othen than it supposedly belongs go a person witbout a penis. The same guys are, apparently, also not interrestes in what a woman looks like, what she likes, what she doesn't. If she has a pussy, thay are ready to fuck it like no one ever did... in theory, because most of them are just strong on words.
The other ones i don't get is the guys hiding behind female profiles and claming they are the real deal. I will seriously not understand them ever! With so many crossdressers and transsexuals nowdays, i bet there are plenty of people that would fuck the brains out of a cute xdress guy, so why pretend to be a girl? What possible gratification is there!?
Next on the list, hairy dudes in skirts. No! Apsolutely no! They wear skirts because they want to feel, or apear to be, more feminine. They can't do so while looking like a sesquatch! Again, no, no, no!
Cuckolding i don't get as well. I can't wrap my head arround what the apeal may be to these men. I get why wifes would like, that is as clear as day, but husbands? Seriously? If you add to that the new fad of chastity, there's even less sense. The charry on the cake would be that husbands crave humiliation. I'm sorry, but what the hell!? Open marriges, bisexual husbands and wifes.. i get all that and support it even (lets face it, monogamy in this day and age doesn't make much sense), but cuckolding is a complete mistery.
I get the apeal of big cocks, i really do, and most of us would like to be owners a of larger one, but the BBC fangirls and fanboys are starting yo annoy me. A dick can be big and a guy can be a great fuck even if he isn't black.
And we've come to the last, or first, item on your list - fisting. I actually don't have a problem with it and find it apealing at times actually. However, there is a big difference between nice sensual fisting and brutal punch fisting. The latter is totally wack. Especially if we're talking about anal fisting. How do people that partake in that sexual activity even have control of their butt holes is beyond me.
There are plenty more things out there i don't get, and probably never will. Some of them are animal sex (WTF?), scat, pople wanting to be put in a cage, serve as a ash tray for their doms, take a role of a puppy (facemask, tail, the whole nine yards) or a horse. Now that i think of it, there is a lot of stuff i don't like, but i wont drag this comment on any longer.
In the end, i guess my kinks are not that bad