Dear 18-year-old: WelCUM 2 Joys of Porn Addiction

Like many of us, you probably started consuming Porn waaay before you were legally supposed to, but now that you've turned 18, you can do so legally and REALLY dive in and develop a hardcore Porn Habit that will hopefully last you the rest of your life.
WelCUM to the Joys of Porn Addiction.
Here's are its advantages:
1) - First and foremost, you can have virtual sex anytime you want with HUNDREDS of breathtakingly gorgeous, PERFECT 10 Porn Whores like, to name just a few, MADISON IVY





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ALETTA OCEAN





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and KAGNEY LINN KARTER





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2) - Compare them to the females you can have sex with in real life. Nuff said.





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3) - As a Porn Addict, you can virtually indulge in the most SIK, DEPRAVED, DECADENT, UN-NATURAL sexual acts ever known to man. DOUBLE PENETRATIONS





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Even SIKER, DOUBLE ANALS





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CUM FARTING





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and degrading BUKKAKES, among many other take-no-prisoners pornographic perversions.





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4) - Compare that to "dating," where, after blowing a week's paycheck on some unremarkable, plain-jane, overweight cow, you're lucky to get a kiss on the cheek. And after that unsatisfying date, you're only going to go home horny as hell and whack-off to porn anyway, right? Again, the advantages of Porn Addiction are obvious.





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5) - Related to #4, real girls will ALWAYS disappoint you. They won't put out, they'll take your $$, they'll dump your ass and they'll break your heart. They're all neurotic anyway. Porn Whores NEVER will disappoint you. They are there for you 24/7 365 ALWAYS dependable. Furthermore, unlike real girls, they know and accept a female's place in life: to be HOT SLUTS who were born to make males CUM. Real girls AREN'T your friends. Porn Whores are. Porn Whores are all you'll ever need.





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6) - Finally, virtual Porn Sex is the safest sex there is. You'll never catch any sexually transmitted diseases like herpes or God forbid, HIV, from your hand. Contrast that to some skanky pussy. You NEVER know what's lurking inside.





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Besides being perfectly natural, masturbation has many health benefits (reduces stress, your odds of prostate cancer later in life, etc.) And most of all, to state the obvious, blowing loads feels GREAT:)





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So, dear 18-year-old, celebrate your newfound legal status and really dive into the Wonderful World of Porn Addiction. If you've been just a casual user up until now, time to get SERIOUS and develop a habit you'll NEVER be able to break. If you're already a hopeless addict, dive in deeper. Don't let ANYONE keep you from your Porn Dreams - not your parents, your peers or most of all those despicable NoFap lunatics.





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And enjoy for the rest of your life, THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of deep, sack-draining, soul-satisfying CUM BOMBS while GOONING to the nastiest porn you can find. Ahhh, the Joy of Porn Addiction:)
9 年 前
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hornyfilthpornaddict
fuck yes man! been bating my dong to filthy cunt whore since I was a pre teen. Busting small dry nuts to a slit. Porn has only grown more important in my life. love hearing a piece of shit take dick on camera and loads to the face. all for my dick's enjoyment. I love this life as a man 
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MMSdawg
MMSdawg 4 年 前
If I had had a computer back in the day my dick would have fallen off by now! :wink:
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feetball_3
feetball_3 4 年 前
great stuff
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PornDumb 5 年 前
turboooo : I love it!
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TitPigPete
TitPigPete 5 年 前
TitPigPete : It wasn't until I was 12 that I first got a hold of my own stash of porn, stolen from another friend's older sister's panty drawer. I was hooked ever since. When me and my friends ever hung out, I would always push for us to go to my place, get on the computer, and stroke for hours to whatever porn we could find. Eventually, my friends and I parted ways cause they were "bored" of doing nothing but watching porn, but that did not deter me. Every friendship I've had since has been centered around porn consumption. Every girlfriend I had went into the relationship knowing that I was porn obsessed and that what sex we had would basically be reenactments of my favorite scenes. Hell, I even met my wife on a porn site
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TitPigPete
TitPigPete 5 年 前
My first exposure to porn was in elementary school. My friend and I were having a sleep over and we heard some strange noises coming from the living room. We put our detective hats on and snuck into the living room to find my friend's dad sitting nude on the couch, legs splayed open, stroking to a video of early 90s big hair bbw porn. Since the tv was next to the entrance to the living room, the dad caught us watching him. He freaked out and made us go back to bed. The next morning we had breakfast like nothing happened.
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TitPigPete
TitPigPete 5 年 前
Bukkakeslutsforever : Same here
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thebuttboi
thebuttboi 5 年 前
Personally started at 11 also, properly addicted soon after by 12. I spent most of my life giving myself up for porn, whether it be edging instead of revising for tests, calling in sick at work to edge or giving up on friends/invites etc for porn. Porn will always be my number one and anyone that has given themselves up to porn will understand how joyous that choice is.
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VintagePornLover69
Started at 11. 21 now. Thankful to have grown up with internet, having access to all the porn I could ever watch for the past 10 years has turned me into a full blown addict. 
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loconame1
So true bro, I started at 12 with my dads mags, and after having so much problems with girls, I decided to go full on porn, and its never been better!
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Pornobator 5 年 前
turboooo : You are not alone, the filth in my brain is exploding with lust and horniness everyday. Something I have worked hard for.
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turboooo
turboooo 5 年 前
I was seduced by.pornography at an extraordinarily young age. I eagerly rotted my brain with filth. Now, the addiction is the most important thing in my life. 
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Megabetaboy
I really  Believe that this is a very important message to communicate to young men. It almost brings a tear to my eye, at the age of 50 have so many regrets of trying to do what society expects of me. If I received this message at 18 My life would have been so much better
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Strokinglove 8 年 前
sexistpigpornadict : I agree. Porn will please and satisfy me forever. Being an addict for these perfect 10 goddesses gives meaning to life
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sexistpigpornadict
sexistpigpornadict 出版商 8 年 前
Strokinglove : My longest relationship in life has been with porn. We'll NEVER break up. We're destined to be together forever. Flesh and blood bitches cum and go. Porn is for eternity. I can't live without it.
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Strokinglove 8 年 前
One of the happiest days of my life was discovering porn! Ever since then I have been in a happy relationship with porn. Porn is so much better than anything else!
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UncutChubster
UncutChubster 8 年 前
I started around twelve but really got serious about it around 18. I've been going hard for six years now
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dkvacuumpump 8 年 前
Embrace your addiction...it`s a way of life.
I fucking love porn!
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aaner 8 年 前
i started at around 12 masturbating with every image i could possibly collect of a sexual nature, like models (males and females) in swimsuits, i could grab the first real porn at around 14 and it's has been a sensual overload for a teenager full of hormones that propelled me into a sexual frenzy. at 16 i managed to visit an adult theater for the first time and the hook up was complete
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2bornot2b
2bornot2b 9 年 前
round 10 I guess...
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Started at around 9 years old. No desire to stop
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dkvacuumpump 9 年 前
Started watching porn at 12...still at it...gooning...
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sexistpigpornadict
sexistpigpornadict 出版商 9 年 前
celebstroker2000 : Group class jack sessions for extra credit.
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Once at the seminar or school new guys take classes......the class names are things like DPS.....DOUBLES.....DOUBLE ANAL....DOUBLE PUSSY.....BLOWBANGS
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Imagine if this was an actual seminar! Guys getting invites from all over to become pros at the jerk off life!
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cfrpilot
cfrpilot 9 年 前
Awesome post! To spread the benefits of a Porn Life is calling, just like any organized religion.
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sexistpigpornadict
sexistpigpornadict 出版商 9 年 前
Harddick10433 : And it's made average-looking (or worse, ugh) females OBSOLETE and on the verge of extinction since no man ever again needs to settle for them since we can have all our sexual needs fulfilled by having virtual sex 24/7 365 with the hottest, most physically PERFECT whores on the planet. Porn is Male Liberation.
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sexistpigpornadict
sexistpigpornadict 出版商 9 年 前
You're a good role model dude.
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sexistpigpornadict
sexistpigpornadict 出版商 9 年 前
Good man. Never stop.
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Harddick10433
Harddick10433 9 年 前
Porn is a HUGE blessing to society. To all those who don't partake or enjoy it, fuck you.Its not going anywhere and in fact is growing as more and more MEN feed their addiction
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