Slut girl things

I just tought i'd add some slut thingys that i think happen to a lot of us...

1.-When you can taste piss on his dick coz he didnt wash it but you wont stop coz it makes you look like a quiter

2.-When your ass gets fucked so hard you rush home coz you think you'll maybe shit yourself

3.-When all the anal pumps air up your hole and you have to later hide somewhere to fart it back out

4.-When he's on top and you cant breathe coz of his weight

5.-When you cant stand coz your knees hurt too much from kneeling

6.-When cum gets in your eye but you are wearing contacts

7.-When you have to hide love-bruises

8.-When you ask him to put on a condom but he goes in raw and cums inside

9.-Dry morning anal that makes you sore for a week or two

10.-Getting cramps on your face from long dick sucking/ass licking sesions

11.-Wearing a scarf in summer coz he left choke bruises

12.-Getting the hoarse voice coz deepthroat

13.-Getting sent home without a chance of shower and awkwardly being stinky in public transport

14.-Realising he's older than your dad

15.-Getting sore muscles and cramps from twisting around to suck it in the car

16.-Dick slipping out of your pussy during a hard pounding and it goes all the way up your butt and it feels like a blazing dagger was shoved into your belly

17.-Horror of waiting for STD tests coz somehow a lot of the time you end up doing it without a condom

18.-When your scalp hurts from all the hair pulling

19.-You kneeled in a club bathroom

20.-Hungover you remembers the dick but not the face

21.-You let him fuck you on the first date but never get called again

22.-Dont wanna meet your friend's BF coz you might fuck him and ruin the friendship

23.-Fucking your friend's BF

24.-Going to your job after a bj and swallow and forgeting mints

25.-Swearing to yourself you wont fuck closest male after a bottle of wine

26.-Getting fucked in a parking lot (after a bottle of wine)

27.-Fucking the buff/bodybuilding guy and thinking that fingering would be more stimulating

28.-You think sperm doesnt taste wierd anymore

29.-He does something you dont like but you cant make yourself to tell him to stop

30.-When you said atleast once that it doesnt hurt while hidding that you are crying

31.-Asking him to stop/slow down but he thinks that it means you like it and goes harder

32.-Fucking a dad of someone you know and he makes you call him daddy

33.-Hanging out with someone who's dad fucked you

34.-People thinking that something is disgusting in porn while you awkwardly sit there thinking it wasnt that bad

35.-Having to buy new panties all the time coz of bodily fluids (yours and someone elses)

36.-Taking half an hour and more to get your hair and make up perfect.... Gets ruined in 3 minutes

37.-You get intimate with bodily fluids, especialy when guys find out you have a decent gag reflex, which they find fun. (bodily fluids being spit, tears, snot, vomit etc)

38.-Sometimes your ears will be used as handles.... It hurts....

39.-Sex on the floor while he holds your head down. Oh rug burns on your face.... thats new.

40.-"...Can you put it in slowly im a bit sor..." Aaaaaand he hilted the entire thing on the first go

41.-When he positions you around but you are not flexible enough

42.-Frenching his asshole and he farts

43.-Suprise wake up via a dick entering one of your orfices isnt as fun as it sounds

44.-Your first "too big" dick teaching you that, yes, squealing, oinking and other a****l sounds are part of your vocabulary now

45.-"He's an asshole and his personality sux", fucks like a god tho so i guess i should stick around with him

46.-Saying no is stupidly hard for you
发布者 ketybre
9 年 前
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matriks18 1 年 前
so you girls dont like piss on cock when you suck it?
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squiblydoink
squiblydoink 3 年 前
Is it bad that I’ve done all thouse things 
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ThePussycat
ThePussycat : Not sure why I giggled at that. First impression was sarcasm.
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ThePussycat
39. Oh rug burns on your face.... thats new.

ROFL
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kissakie
kissakie 6 年 前
Those look  like perfectly fine slut things. Except number 46, that should maybe get more attention.
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Seedyone40
Seedyone40 7 年 前
I would be considerate and 90% of these issues would disappear with me!
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astrokink
Prava kinky droca, al vidi se da znaš da uživaš :wink:
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knkybitxmn692
knkybitxmn692 7 年 前
Iv done those things with men and women. I love being a bi slut
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Starlight83 8 年 前
That's some funny shit right there.
Great post.
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nesvakidasnje
nesvakidasnje 8 年 前
Fantastican blog!
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Gena12
Gena12 8 年 前
Life's a bitch and then you die.
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nesvakidasnje
nesvakidasnje 8 年 前
Vrlo lepo napisano!
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Openworld 8 年 前
o.o' those guys sound awful. Some of them are just funny or awkward but others are just downright abuse. I really hope that not all guys you have sex with won't care in the slightest about you feeling good or not '.'
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2damnhorny
2damnhorny 8 年 前
#4 never happens. I always hold myself up. turns me on more if I can see her body
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Toetapper
Toetapper 8 年 前
Hope I never put a gal through some of the things you mention. Wish I could meet someone with your attitude.
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nickelback9
never looked on these things form that angle...
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taunus90
taunus90 9 年 前
Amazing list:smile:
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georgedoremus1
georgedoremus1 9 年 前
Damn good list.
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lledeni 9 年 前
Ocekujemo nastavak liste!
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ReedSibelius
ReedSibelius 9 年 前
Good list...well described and thorough...
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fukthaworld88 9 年 前
if you makeout with my asshole i might have to marry you. oh and if you gotta let loose on some farts after anal do it right in front of me cuz it is a huge turn on.
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fukthaworld88 9 年 前
if you makeout with my asshole i might have to marry you. oh and if gotta let loose on some farts after anal do it right in front of me cuz it is a huge turn on.
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andrress
andrress 9 年 前
So how many of 46 you have passed darling?
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ketybre
ketybre 出版商 9 年 前
lurkedq : Its more along the lines of "ughh that happend again" and awkward things that happen
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mako3258 9 年 前
sounds like a good girl to me
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lurkedq
lurkedq 9 年 前
This list is one reason why sluts should become whores: To get more control over some of the things you hate the most - or, on the other hand, at least get paid well for tolerating the abuse!

Also, these things mostly have pretty negative connotations. What are the more positive things about being a slut girl?
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belgianlynx 9 年 前
I like girl like this... This is how a very good slut thinks. ... a perfect slut!!!
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