A Porn Idea A Day - Wednesday 07.10.15 (Plastic)

This week in the UK stores have become legally obliged to charge customers for every plastic bag they use when purchasing groceries etc.



This rip-off has been implemented thanks to campaigning by boring environmentalist tree-huggers who claim there is a negative environmental impact from discarded bags.



This has been widely condemned (by me) as an outrageous attack on the plastics industry - an industry that has contributed so much to society. From clothing...



To tooth floss...



To diving equipment...



But the plastic industries greatest contribution to the world is plastic porn whores - made for us to jerk off to...










So today's porn idea is that we all show our support for the plastics industry by blowing a load to a plastic whore tonight!
发布者 jackoffxxx
9 年 前
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jackoffxxx 出版商 9 年 前
dp-lover : It is a national disgrace. I plan a march on Parliament.
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dp-lover 9 年 前
porn aside, it has been funny to see the kind of outrage and impending doom headlines coming out of england as this came into effect!
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Dirtyflits2 9 年 前
jackoffxxx : I woud do the same! Young cunts need the opotinity to get plastic boobs! The deserve it to be bimbo whores!
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Dirtyflits2 9 年 前
fatbob22 : Great filthy good idea!
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maternus1
maternus1 9 年 前
fatbob22 : exactly, many need a boob job, everytime I step out of house I am shocked by the sadness of reality.
here the whores are whores, real life is so depressing
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jackoffxxx 出版商 9 年 前
fatbob22 : Wonderful idea. I would but the bags just for the sake of it...
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fatbob22
fatbob22 9 年 前
The 5p we now pay for the bags, should go into a fund that provides 18 year old's with boob jobs
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georgedoremus1
georgedoremus1 9 年 前
Excellent!
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Paulo324
Paulo324 9 年 前
These whores are a good example of plastic being put to good use! Nice post!
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Paulo324
Paulo324 9 年 前
filthywanker : Those links are so fucking hot! I love using my sasha grey creampie pocket pussy! Its the best feeling to blow deep inside that plastic!
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Dirtyflits2 9 年 前
In Holland we got the same nonsense! Fuck these useless rules, plastic is Fantastic!
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maternus1
maternus1 9 年 前
yes, recycle the bags for bigger female bags to wear 24/7
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jackoffxxx 出版商 9 年 前
filthywanker : Nice links too
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jackoffxxx 出版商 9 年 前
filthywanker : Why am I not surprised. Next you'll be telling me they have the vote up there!!
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filthywanker
filthywanker 9 年 前
Or how about blowing a load IN a plastic whore?

http://xhamster.com/photos/view/4624246-87742113.html
http://xhamster.com/photos/view/4624246-87742116.html
http://xhamster.com/movies/1576647/str8_meat_2.html

I should just correct your researcher on one small item: only England is affected by this week's legislation (the last intransigent part of the UK to see sense). The rest of the "Kingdom" gave up on sea-bird haute-couture a while back. Our puffins have never been so happy!
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