INVITES - Get a fucking grip
Hi Pervets, Whores, Nasti Fuckers, Sluts, Doms and Dommes and everyone else,
We are so not elitist. We never judge.
Often we get invites from a profile that we don't think we'll like then BAM!! some sort of fucked up perversion will jump out at us and we'll hit the "Accept" button and start masturbating like fuck!!.
But we are getting more and more invites from people who haven't filled out even the minimum about themselves or worse have no fucking vids / pics of any type or maybe just one or two in their profile, Please!!. Or worse yet invite us to "be friends" then still keep vids and pics locked! WTF. One of the elements everyone gets here is that there is a huge element of fantasy about this site. Yet people lock their fucking vids and pics!!!
I am ashamed that we have very personally very little of us in our profile (thank fuck for my husband Pete and his slutty sissy ass) compared to some amazing perverts on here who have uploaded some amazing vids and pics. But we have, I believe, uploaded a good collection of vids and pics (some fantastic, some great, some good and some shit), written some blogs and generally contributed to this community which to be honest takes FUCK ALL EFFORT!!
For those with fuck all in their profile, nothing to contribute and nothing to excite us.........PLEASE DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME inviting us. You won't be accepted
For others we'll always consider wisely and if it passes the wet test ;) we will gladly accept.
Katie, JR .......(and sissy pete)
We are so not elitist. We never judge.
Often we get invites from a profile that we don't think we'll like then BAM!! some sort of fucked up perversion will jump out at us and we'll hit the "Accept" button and start masturbating like fuck!!.
But we are getting more and more invites from people who haven't filled out even the minimum about themselves or worse have no fucking vids / pics of any type or maybe just one or two in their profile, Please!!. Or worse yet invite us to "be friends" then still keep vids and pics locked! WTF. One of the elements everyone gets here is that there is a huge element of fantasy about this site. Yet people lock their fucking vids and pics!!!
I am ashamed that we have very personally very little of us in our profile (thank fuck for my husband Pete and his slutty sissy ass) compared to some amazing perverts on here who have uploaded some amazing vids and pics. But we have, I believe, uploaded a good collection of vids and pics (some fantastic, some great, some good and some shit), written some blogs and generally contributed to this community which to be honest takes FUCK ALL EFFORT!!
For those with fuck all in their profile, nothing to contribute and nothing to excite us.........PLEASE DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME inviting us. You won't be accepted
For others we'll always consider wisely and if it passes the wet test ;) we will gladly accept.
Katie, JR .......(and sissy pete)
9 年 前
No avatar. If you can't take 60 seconds to get an avatar, you're just plain LAZY and I'll never accept you
Dick avatars: everyone knows they're just laughable and you're not gonna have many friends around these parts. Well, ALMOST everyone: One guy with a dick avatar recently got ALL fuckin tweaked when he read I don't accept dick avatars. What a clueless idiot.
No fave videos/galleries: how long does that take? 1 second? Again, you're OUTTA here. No excuse.
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Things that impress me (but aren't absolutely mandatory for acceptance, though will increase your odds):
Original galleries. That tells me something about your level of commitment to porn.
Blogs: That REALLY tells me something about your level of commitment to porn and your Porn IQ.
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Finally, a tip:
I locked most of my galleries for friends only several months ago. I find that has resulted in many more friend requests who want to see 'em. Of course, most are loser requests who I take glee in turning down:) But if you want to increase your friend requests, take your galleries private.
Again, GREAT blog you two. Your timing is impeccable. Can you tell I was just waiting to UNLOAD on this topic?
Clearly, most of my friend requests come from people who don't read my criteria - posted in CAPITAL letters high up on my page - for acceptance. It's so much fun hitting the reject button for those dolts
Katie & jr love your content and sexistpornaddict is a true hero on this amazing site.
GREAT post Katie my good friend.
You speak for alot of us.