Talking Porn Vids #5 --- The Myth of Perfection

This entry in the series will focus on several different vids that have one thing in common: mistakes.

Yep, we all make 'em, even when we're fucking. Excitement leads to caution being thrown to the wind, and the different cadences of two (or more) partners' pleasure and their sometimes-opposing interests can create situations that range from inconvenient and awkward to comically hilarious. The first clip I want to look at falls in the latter category, as you will see. Watch this girl get WAY too into her self-pleasure session:





That chair looked unsteady from the start, and even without the video title the foreshadowing is obvious. While I laughed while watching it, I was also impressed-- not just because she's so fuckin' hot, which is nice of course, but for the fact that she appears to be getting right back into it after she recovers. Her little mishap here humanizes her, makes me able to relate to her a little. There's nothing like a little embarrassment to break the ice, is there?


Next up we have the other end of the spectrum, something that's not too funny, really, but still what I would consider a "mistake", from at least one of the performer's perspectives. I'm talking about the phenomenon of the "unwanted facial", when the guy really wants to pretty up his partner's face but his partner doesn't agree that it needs prettying. Check it out:




Both these folks are attractive, making it an easy watch. It seems obvious to me from the way they interact that this is an early encounter for them; they aren't regular lovers or anything. She likes his fat purple cock (and who wouldn't?) but she doesn't want exactly the same things he does, apparently. She obviously doesn't like being choked, and wants him to fuck her instead (because, once again, who wouldn't?) but he likes the way things are going right where he's at and shows her just how much with a giant, cascading load of spunk that she tries her best to get as far away from as she can, to no avail.
Now I won't go so far as to condone doing something like this-- he was pretty wrong to do it because he KNEW she didn't want that shit all over her-- but the excited, urgent heat we can hear and see from him, the volume of cum he throws out all over her, and the attractiveness of his target makes this one still really hot to watch.



Next, we take a look at one of the most common mishaps of sex, the quick-firing dick. That's right, premature ejaculation, which has likely affected most of us guys at one point or another. Here's a good example:




Frankly, I can't blame the guy. The body of his partner is stunning, and who knows how much foreplay came before this 30 seconds of joy for him. I've actually always found clips where the guys cum too quick or unexpectedly to be arousing and fun to watch, because while that's not typically a big problem for me personally, it's cool to see a guy so excited for his partner that he just can't hold it in. Ladies (or fellas), if that ever happens on you-- it's a compliment, right? You're so hot he just couldn't stop himself. As I often say I love real, authentic desire in porn, and it doesn't come much more real than a guy who's just THAT horny.



Here's another "goof" that turns out kind of hot. In this clip, the guy's GF is practicing her deep-throat skills, and doing a pretty good job on his towering, rock-hard prick. Seriously-- you can see that thing quivering. She hasn't quite fully mastered her gag reflex yet, though, as we see in the end:




Yes, it's kind of gross but don't lie-- it's kind of hot too. I like his "Oh baby...?" at the end, which sounds pretty insincere to my ears because I'm pretty sure he's not really all that upset that his giant dick and his spurting cum made her spit up a little bit. He even makes a little comment at the end about what she had eaten! Way to be sensitive, buddy, to a girl nice enough to choke on your meat like that.
Basically I like this one because of his equipment and her dedication to pleasing it, even to her own detriment. That's commitment, right there, and it's definitely a turn-on.



And there's also the issue of the "ruined" cum shot, depicted here with a happy resolution:




They are having lots of fun taping, and we get to see the girl making sure the action is captured well, tweaking the camera position to show the maximum amount of their bodies possible. That's already sexy, her wanting to be seen that way, and he brings the wood eagerly but when it's time to pop, his timing and hers is out of sync and little to nothing comes out. Rather than let that get him down, he tries again as we cut to a more intimate POV shot and see what finally brings him off from his perspective and it's wonderful, a nice creamy load for his cute, smiling little partner and we get a happy ending despite any bumps in the road. I've had a few of those "false alarm" orgasms myself and it's always even more satisfying to get a big finish after a couple of those, I think.



I'll wrap this up with a look at something that isn't a "mistake" per se, but it depicts less-than-ideal conditions for pleasure that nonetheless work to make things hotter. Watch this single mom find some relief in the midst of her stressful day:




I won't say for certain this is an authentic setup; it could be staged, but my heart says it's real, because of the details. She gets a little distracted and returns more desperate each time the k**s make noise, and when one bumps his head or whatever in the next room she digs deep, knowing she has to finish right then or not at all. Seeing her eager, frantic desperation triggers something in me, as a guy who's been through having 2 c***dren I can relate to the way that babies and toddlers break you down, dehumanize you in a way, until your role as "mom" or "dad" completely overwrites any sense of self you may have had, and there's no situations where you can be or even desire to be a sexual person, most of the time.
But feeling like I get a glimpse of this young lady's hunger to feel like a woman again, even for just a minute or two, in the midst of her daily chaos is really enticing. It spurs me to thinking about how grateful she would be, how completely uninhibited she could be, if I were to be the UPS guy or whatever to catch her at this. A woman in her situation is primed to explode all over the right guy, it seems, and in this particular case the perhaps "unwanted" audio of the clip actually accentuates the fantasy it fuels.



So my point in all of this is that just because things don't always go as planned, that doesn't mean that the encounter is necessarily ruined. Get up, dust yourself off, wipe off the cum, block out the sounds, get it hard again, do whatever it takes to get back on the horse (figure of speech-- please people, don't fuck the poor horses) because as sexy as some of us can be, we are all imperfect, and understanding and even embracing that can perhaps lead to ever more satisfying intimacy, in many situations.

Feel free to share any stories about sex mistakes (whether they went right or wrong) you guys have made below; I'd love to hear about them.