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    Everything You Need to Know About Me




    Name:
    Angelica Cream

    Year of Birth:
    1991

    Education:
    16 years of serving time - I mean attending school lol
    and 4 years in college.

    Occupation:
    Hairdresser

    Height:
    5' 6''

    Weight:
    Pretty rude to ask a girl that! :> lol
    At time of writing: 9.6st (134lbs)

    Vices:
    I DON'T smoke.
    I DON'T do any drugs*.
    I drink on most weekends though, especially if partying! :)

    *Except on rare occasions, but only ever harmless fun non-addictive drugs that have nice positive effects

    Tattoos:
    I don't have any, although I do think about getting one...

    Religious Beliefs:
    I was bought up following the Church of England, but I regard myself an atheist. Personally, I think religion is a load of hogwash, but that's just my opinion on it. I just don't believe in the existence of any of the gods offered by the many varied different religions of the world, but even if I did believe in a god/gods, I wouldn't choose to submit to him/her/them as, quite frankly, he/she/they are a dickhead!
    However, that all said, fair play to anyone who does believe in a higher power, it's your right to believe in whatever you want to believe in (so long as you don't force your beliefs onto others or persecute those who don't believe what you believe). I do personally believe that there is a lot more to life than what meets the eye, I just don't believe it can be found in a book or text written by people from time gone by...

    Political Group:
    I don't belong to any, I think 99% of all politicians are bullshit-artists who only care about serving themselves and their own agenda and couldn't give a toss about the struggles that many normal law-abiding citizens face. As for me, I have both right-wing and left-wing views on life. For instance I believe in a live and let live attitude and that people shouldn't be judged or discriminated against for their race/beliefs/sexual orientation, yet I also think there are some disgustingly sick people out there who deserve to be hanged. I'm aware that immigration has an important role to serve in the economy but I also feel there should be a strict limit on it and that any one coming into the country just to abuse the benefits system or take advantage of the free healthcare without putting anything back into the system should be immediately booted back to where they came from! And as for terrorists, scumbags, and other evil losers, I think anyone known to be plotting to commit atrocious acts upon innocent lives should be lined up against the nearest wall and shot dead.

    Most Embarrassing Celebrity Crush:
    I don't really have an embarrassing celebrity crush, as I fancy anyone good-looking! Although that said, the "person" I'm always embarrassed to admit to having a little bit of a crush on is, well... Promise you won't laugh? ...Meg Griffin.
    I don't mean Mila Kunis (the woman who voices her) as she's fucking hot and everyone with working eyes would admit to fancying her! lol
    But yeah, I do have a bit of a crush on the actual Family Guy character, Meg Griffin... :s

    Children:
    Don't have any and will want any!
    I'll let my sister handle passing on the family genes lol

    Cool, Sporty or Geeky:
    I'm not entirely sporty, although I do enjoy watching football and I practise self-defence. I don't think I'm cool, I'm just me, I don't follow the latest trends, I just stay true to myself. I'll let you decide on whether I'm cool or not, although that said I am really into geeky things. I'm no rocket scientist or anything but I do love geeking out on superhero shows, games and movies :)

    Sexual Orientation:
    Fluid. Call me greedy but I really enjoy both guys and girls ;)

    Spit or Swallow:
    Swallow! Why waste a good load of tasty cream by spitting it out? You wouldn't order a pizza only to slap a few slices against your face then throw it away, would you? Yeah, that's what I thought... ;)

    Dominant or Submissive:
    Both. Depending on the mood I'm in and the guy/girl I'm with, I'll be either wanting to dominate, or I'll be wanting to submit...

    Interests:
    Sex, blow jobs, cum, music, video games (yes, shock horror, a girl who enjoys playing with herself! :P lol), blow jobs, partying, flirting, blow jobs, getting to know people's kinks/turn-ons, blow jobs, films, checking out the scenery in a nightclub's toilets :P sex, have I already mentioned blow jobs?

    Favourites:

    Sexual Position:
    Too many to pick just one, but I find as long as I'm on my knees I'm a very happy girl ;)
    (ie on my knees in front of a guy's crotch/on my knees with my face buried in pussy/on my knees over a guy's face/on my knees sitting over the top of his lap)

    Colour:
    Red

    Music:
    Pretty much everything - club, dance, rock, pop, there's always a certain genre for every mood you're in. That said I do lean slightly more towards the rock-chick side of things!

    Pet:
    Yes please, I love a good petting :P ...Oh you mean actual favourite pet lol I love cats and dogs, guinea pigs, rats, snakes, I also like rabbits (even more so if it's of the Vibratius Onclitorius species :P lol) anything cute and cuddly really :)

    Hobby:
    Masturbation :P No better way to spend one's time alone, is there? lol

    Video Game:
    https://xhamster.com/posts/9932061


    Secret Talents
    Um, nothing that I keep secret, I'm pretty open about my talents... Oh wait, actually, I can burp the alphabet! :D haha I suppose one thing a lot of people are usually shocked to find out is that I can sing pretty well, I mean I'm no Whitney Houston but yeah I can hold a tune well, I was head of my school choir and also I was the lead singer in a band for a while during my college years.

    Best Thing a Guy/Girl Could Ever Do For You:
    Treat me like a woman outside the bedroom, but like a slut on the bed! :P

    Worst Thing a Guy/Girl Could Ever Do For You:
    (Apart from the obvious - murder/physical assault/mental abuse) Fall in love with me...

    Best Part of a Guy/Girl:
    A gorgeous cock goes a long way! I also love a really good bum on a guy, as well as on a girl too although girls always have a lovely gorgeous arse no matter what size/shape they are so that kind of goes without saying :) ...A good arse can be really hypnotising! lol
    发布者 ms_cream_puff
    8 年 前
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    BigWilly85
    BigWilly85 2 年 前
    I like your "main" interest 😉
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    fisherman11
    至 ms_cream_puff : Well you certainly posses skills galore and know how to use them.
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    ms_cream_puff
    ms_cream_puff 出版商 4 年 前
    至 manolo_bolo : Thank you :smile:

    I do my best, and then hope the results are well received and appreciated :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
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    ms_cream_puff
    ms_cream_puff 出版商 4 年 前
    至 fisherman11 : Success in life is 90% skill and 10% luck, and I'm only lucky some of the time :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol
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    manolo_bolo
    manolo_bolo 4 年 前
    As a hairdresser, I hope your hairstyles and haircuts are as good as the things you write about
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    fisherman11
    You are frighteningly clever. I do not know what your career path is but predict you will succeed in everything you set your mind to do!
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    ms_cream_puff
    ms_cream_puff 出版商 4 年 前
    至 mrjohnyb : Thanks, I always try to suck all the fun into something...! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
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    mrjohnyb
    mrjohnyb 4 年 前
    What a read you sound such fun xx
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    ms_cream_puff
    ms_cream_puff 出版商 4 年 前
    至 d-b1 : Like I said to the exam adjudicator after they marked my papers, "Plagiarism is such an ugly word :pensive: ... It's the correct word, but that doesn't make it any less ugly!" :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol

    Thank you :smile:
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    d-b1 4 年 前
    Hang on a min!!!! The above is pure and simple plagiarism! !! Ok ,im a male but have you been reading my book!!? Im astounded young lady, haha, very nice and totaly agreed with.xxxxx
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    ms_cream_puff
    ms_cream_puff 出版商 4 年 前
    至 BillyShears14 : At the start of her acting career, Meg Ryan had a certain appeal to her... Then she got famous, and that's when the crazy batshit kookiness really kicked in! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol
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    layray
    layray 4 年 前
    Love it! 
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    BillyShears14
    BillyShears14 4 年 前
    I do agree with many of your thoughts and opinions. However, I must exchange Meg Griffin to Meg Ryan... :smile:
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    Innin
    Innin 4 年 前
    I have the greatest respect for your intelligence, and I understand that the differences are very subtle but those you describe below are actually celebrities.  Politicians have no interest what so ever in helping anyone else other than close family and friends!  :smile:  
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    ms_cream_puff
    ms_cream_puff 出版商 4 年 前
    至 Innin : Hmm... Possibly those extremely rare breeds of ordinary people who only join politics with their sole aim/goal being to secure a government grant to open a disabled children's play-centre for their local community. And once they fulfil their goal of getting that grant, they drop out of political life.

    Like I said though, these are extremely rare breeds. Most people who enter into politics for that reason, once they've secured their grant, usually end up being like, "Hmm, if I just change the name on the cheque to my own, I can pocket all of that cash for myself! ...Though I best give 0.01% of my money to the sick kids, so I won't have people getting on my back about it and I can still have a centre named in my honour! And possibly even have a statue of myself erected outside of it too, like the awesome hero I am! :grinning:"  haha :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
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    Innin
    Innin 4 年 前
    Please can you tell us the 1% of politicians who aren't "bullshit-artists who only care about serving themselves and their own agenda"?
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    Licklover69
    至 ms_cream_puff : Well said. ????
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    ms_cream_puff
    ms_cream_puff 出版商 4 年 前
    至 Licklover69 : I believe a person can only ever have truly "wasted their life", if they spent it avoiding the pleasures and delights that life has to offer. A life spent pursuing pleasure, and sharing in that pleasure with others, is a life well spent :smile:
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    Licklover69
    Very interesting discription of a life-living person. Great. It took me some years to learn that I should live and enjoy. Otherwise we have a lot in common. Stay safe and horny
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    ms_cream_puff
    ms_cream_puff 出版商 4 年 前
    至 franker : Thanks! hehe :grinning:

    Nothing beats a good orgasm(s) for the joy and pleasure they brings, but good pizza sure does come extremely close to equalling it :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
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    franker 4 年 前
    Love the comparison to pizza!!
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    ms_cream_puff
    ms_cream_puff 出版商 4 年 前
    至 asdone90 : Hahaha

    Wow, that sounds like a really impressive piece of tech! It was way ahead of its time when it was first made, seeing as it's been around for aeons, and yet it just hasn't need improving at all and can more than keep up with the modern demands placed upon it :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol

    And that's OK, I always feel like I need such a big load after all the excitement of gameplay to calm me down and make me sit and fully appreciate all the fun I've just had playing with it... :wink:
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    asdone90
    asdone90 4 年 前
    至 ms_cream_puff : Maybe when you finish riding your orgasm you might be a little distracted and you could grab the joystick of your human gamer-chair instead of your controller and start playing with it :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: That joystick would love to have a several hours of gaming session with you. It is very special, it uses new technology that recognizes the player's mouth. You just have to hold it in your hands and bring your mouth closer: the game will start immediately without loading (did someone say ssd?)... although there will be a big load at the end lol :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
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    ms_cream_puff
    ms_cream_puff 出版商 5 年 前
    至 asdone90 : Hmm, I'd have to pick a game to play that doesn't require the greatest of concentration from me to fully enjoy... Maybe an awesome racing game like one of the Forza Horizon games (I've literally lost 6 hours of time - felt like only an hour - in one session just designing an awesome paintjob for my car before :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol), or maybe I'll just arse about in GTA 5 or Red Dead Redemption II for a good number of hours lol

    Though every now and then, when delightful feelings get too overwhelming, I'll just put my controller down for like a minute or two and ride out a really fantastic orgasm or three :wink: before picking my controller back up and continuing :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol
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    asdone90
    asdone90 5 年 前
    至 ms_cream_puff : If gaming sessions tend to last a good number of hours it's not a problem ... it's better lol  Hours and hours of pussy licking while you play: heavenly hours for you and for those who have their faces buried in your pussy :wink: The real question is: will you be able to concentrate on the game or will you let yourself be distracted?                             
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    ms_cream_puff
    ms_cream_puff 出版商 5 年 前
    至 asdone90 : That's something I've only ever dabbled in doing. I would love to dedicate a whole video gaming session to reverse facesitting a willing human gamer-chair as I play :wink: lol

    ...Trouble is, my gaming sessions tend to last a good number of hours... >:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
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    ms_cream_puff
    ms_cream_puff 出版商 5 年 前
    至 naughtynaughty33 : I'm sure the internet, and with it the world, is a far lesser place for that videos lack of existence... >_>

    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol
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    asdone90
    asdone90 5 年 前
    Good biography, very interesting. I love your passion for blow jobs and games (i'm a gamer). I like to lick pussy, what about a 69 during a game session? New challenge :wink:
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    naughtynaughty33
    We need that video with burping out the alphabet 
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    hotgeordie31 5 年 前
    There is so much to like in here I don’t know where to start, although swallowing is pretty high on my list of must haves
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