31 reasons to masturbate ;)

30 reasons to masturbate

1) Because you’ve just gone to bed and it helps you fall asleep

2) Because you’ve just woken up and it’ll help wake you up

3) Because you’ve got cramps and orgasms help them go away

4) Because it means you learn how you like to be touched

5) Because you can’t stop thinking about what happened the other night…

6) Because you’ve had a stressy day and it’ll chill you the fuck out

7) Because you just got new batteries for your vibrator

8) Because your entire family just left the house and now you’re home all alone :)

9) Because it’s summer vacation and there’s a lot of time to kill

10) Because you’re taking a shower and, um, hello showerhead

11) Because someone just sent you a naughty text and got you really, really wet

12) Because something super-hot just appeared on your Tumblr dash

13) Because after an epic quest, you’ve just found the most perfect porn clip ever

14) Because you haven’t gotten off in aaaaaages

15) Because you got off, like, 15 minutes ago… but somehow you’re horny again

16) Because you’ve just woken up from the craziest sex dream and you’re already 90% of the way there

17) Because revision is boring after a while… and hey, you just finished a whole section anyways

18) Because you’ve just had a massive share-fest about sex stuff with your BFF and you’ve got gradually hornier and hornier

19) Because you’ve invented this new fantasy that turns you on whenever you think about it… which is all the time

20) Because you’ve discovered this new method that makes you come so hard and you love it

21) Because your roommate’s not there… or asleep… probably

22) Because your boy is wonderful… but sometimes, by yourself, you like to think about girls

23) Because you can get it done in, like, 30 seconds

24) Because you know you can make it last, like, an hour

25) Because somehow your sheets accidentally bunched themselves up between your legs and… mmm

26) Because of that secret fantasy from your fandom of choice

27) Because your sweetie’s on the other end of the phone telling you exactly what they’re going to do to you next time they see you

28) Because your body has randomly made you so insanely horny in the middle of the day and you’ve snuck off for a bathroom break

29) Because you’ve just realised that you’ve been lying around with your hand in your panties for the past 15 minutes anyway

30) Oh and...… because it feels good ;)

31) Thinking of a certain person who is important in my life right now xx
8 年 前
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RoseThorns
RoseThorns 3 年 前
So pleasant to read. :smile:
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lyssa20 7 年 前
really true, love it :smile:
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Female_body
Female_body 7 年 前
Do you even really need a reason?
But I love the post abi.

Lauryn. X
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TheresaBlonde36dd
Very stimulating and sexciting fun !
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lover_of_lesbian
lover_of_lesbian 出版商 8 年 前
Or longer even. X
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redhead123
redhead123 8 年 前
You forgot one, because you can :smile:
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norrinradd
norrinradd 8 年 前
Haha...awesome list! I've done it for 23 out of these 31 reasons. :wink:
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Abi___1998
Abi___1998 8 年 前
So.....who needs a reason?
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ella_69 : may i show you a number 13 xxx

well one of us anyhow xx hehe

http://xhamster.com/movies/5475300/pussy_oozing_spunk_buzzed_to_orgasm.html
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im now doing this honey xxx
stefi xx
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Perlican
Perlican 8 年 前
Loved it -
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mrjohnyb
mrjohnyb 8 年 前
Keeps the blood flow going, nice xx
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etrm
etrm 8 年 前
I think #30 stands on its own . . .
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ella_69
ella_69 8 年 前
I didn't know that there were 30 reasons lol xx
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