Sex Jokes
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold onto your nuts,this is no ordinary blowjob
Sex is like misdemeanour the more I miss da meaner I get
Why do women have sex with the lights off?
They don't like seeing their man having a good time
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex
Call her and tell her
Two potatoes are standing on the corner,which is the prostitute?
The one that says'IDAHO"
A brunette told her blonde friend ' I slept with a Brazilian'
The blonde replied 'OH MY GOD,YOU SLUT,how many is a Brazilian?'
Why does Dr Pepper come(cum) in a bottle?
Because Mrs Pepper died
What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
Liquor in the front,Poker to the rear
Which sexual position produces the ugliest people?
Ask your parents
What's a sluts favourite drink?
7up in cider
Man: You want to hear a joke about my dick? never mind it's too long
Woman: You want to hear a joke about my pussy? never mind you won't get it
What do you call the useless piece of skin attached to the penis
The man
What's the words you dread most during sex?
Honey i'm home!
What does a midget get if he runs under a woman's legs?
A clit around the ear
What do you call a Arabic stripper?
Yaseen Memuff
What's the difference between a washing machine and women?
A washing machine doesn't moan after you put a load in it
What's the difference between you and a nail?
A nail always gets hammered
How can you tell if your husband's dead?
The sex is the same but you have the remote
What did the slutty chicken squawk at dawn?
ANYCOCKELLDOO!
A forgetful pianist was playing at the pub one night but couldn't remember any song titles he wrote so named them after rude words,after a moment a woman screamed "OH MY GOD DO YOU KNOW YOUR DICK'S HANGING OUT YOUR PANTS YOU NASTY FUCKING PERVERT!" He replied "Know it love? I fucking wrote it"
A man is laying on a nudist beach and puts he's hat over he's dick to stop sunburn ,a ugly transvestite walks past and says 'if you were any kind of gentleman you'd raise your hat to a lady!" He replied 'and if you were a lady it would raise itself'
Hold onto your nuts,this is no ordinary blowjob
Sex is like misdemeanour the more I miss da meaner I get
Why do women have sex with the lights off?
They don't like seeing their man having a good time
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex
Call her and tell her
Two potatoes are standing on the corner,which is the prostitute?
The one that says'IDAHO"
A brunette told her blonde friend ' I slept with a Brazilian'
The blonde replied 'OH MY GOD,YOU SLUT,how many is a Brazilian?'
Why does Dr Pepper come(cum) in a bottle?
Because Mrs Pepper died
What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
Liquor in the front,Poker to the rear
Which sexual position produces the ugliest people?
Ask your parents
What's a sluts favourite drink?
7up in cider
Man: You want to hear a joke about my dick? never mind it's too long
Woman: You want to hear a joke about my pussy? never mind you won't get it
What do you call the useless piece of skin attached to the penis
The man
What's the words you dread most during sex?
Honey i'm home!
What does a midget get if he runs under a woman's legs?
A clit around the ear
What do you call a Arabic stripper?
Yaseen Memuff
What's the difference between a washing machine and women?
A washing machine doesn't moan after you put a load in it
What's the difference between you and a nail?
A nail always gets hammered
How can you tell if your husband's dead?
The sex is the same but you have the remote
What did the slutty chicken squawk at dawn?
ANYCOCKELLDOO!
A forgetful pianist was playing at the pub one night but couldn't remember any song titles he wrote so named them after rude words,after a moment a woman screamed "OH MY GOD DO YOU KNOW YOUR DICK'S HANGING OUT YOUR PANTS YOU NASTY FUCKING PERVERT!" He replied "Know it love? I fucking wrote it"
A man is laying on a nudist beach and puts he's hat over he's dick to stop sunburn ,a ugly transvestite walks past and says 'if you were any kind of gentleman you'd raise your hat to a lady!" He replied 'and if you were a lady it would raise itself'
8 年 前
You can only get one cunt in a pair of panties
Turns out it was a rip off
I had a real laugh here