1O PORNGRIND SONGS for your Sexual Appetites (Sele

I love porn.
I also love music.
This gave me the impulse to start a bunch of playlists for your personal pleasure that i will gradually upload, each time selected by different musical genres and tastes. I haven't planned how many of these so-called "playlist" will be posted but hey! i'm not neither a dj or Francis Grasso. Also, if u don't like my songs well... fuck u.

I choose to start with a porngrind selection cos i can't think of another genre (well, sub-genre) that could describe our community in a straighter way. Porngrind is even the funniest shit i've ever heard so... it's time to pump up the volume ;-)

1 - ULTIMO MONDO CANNIBALE - MOMMY TRANNY ---> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozznlaX13Yo
One of my favourite band from the porngrind world. This three-piece italian band is the perfect example of what i'm talking about: down tuned guitar, distorted bass, grunt vocals and a drum section so groovy u can't stop to handbang to. Lyrics are all about... u know: sex, sex, sex, gore and a great humour sense. I choose this song from their 2011 platter "Drink my Milk" cos it was stucked in my head for about a month when it was released.
- listen while: smashing your tranny fiancè's arse



2 - SPASM - BEAUTIFUL HUMAN TOILET ---> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i-pAtZrkAg
Actually, these crazy czech motherfuckers are the best (...) act in the porngrind world. Simply, groovy, direct songs perfectly matched between drums, bass (no guitar needed, only a sludge distorted bass) and pig vocals. About the vocals, i can honestly says that dude can do his job really good. U can tell all their songs are the same, but the work on vocals is simply amazing for variety and results. Kudos for Spasm!
- listen while: pissing on your best friend's face



3 - GUTALAX - ROBOCOCK --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45di1wIYt8w
Well, what could someone say about a band calling their albums "Shit b**st" and "Fart and Furious"? Not so much! Perhaps, this czech (another one from there! Long live the Czech Republic!) band is amazing for the huge wall of sound they can create at live gigs (U should check their live shows out) and, most of all, they're funny as fuck. I mean, they start their gigs with the triumphant Baywatch theme xD
- listen while: dildoing your own ass (with a big one. A very big one)



4 - CARNAL DIAFRAGMA - HUMAN MONSTER ---> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4qmUEE9qTo
Nothing really special about this band - they play honest porngrind music. I found this czech (...) band more "death metal" oriented but that's only my humble opinion. If you're into Cock and Ball torture and all the Brutal Death Metal/Goregrind scene, then this is your next favourite act.
- listen while: feeding your slave with the lash



5 - ROMPEPROP - VAGINAL LUFTWAFFE --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G8lPg7pGH8
Another great band from Czech Repub... No, no wait, they're from Netherlands!
So, Rompeprop were true essence of porn/goregrind. Every song is nothing but a massacre of rusty guitars and chainsaw drumset. Also, they used tons of movie experpts and fiction dialogues so the result always sounds tragicomic and... funny. Pity this band broke up last year :-\
- listen while: trying to liberate Eindhoven!?!?!



6 - TORSOFUCK - ****D BY ELEPHANTS --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UACPmt2Xy_c
From Finland with "love".
There would be no reason to include something like "this" in my selection, but i always found funny the song title and the lyrics (just try to figure out the whole scene and let me know...). Another major turn on come from that crazy dude from MetalOutlawTV that made a masterpiece performance about the lyrics (check him out ---> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjU5xFS9xQ0)
listen while: well, since zoophilia is (for good reasons) not legal...

7 - ANAL NOSOROG - VAGINA SAYS --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QfWlcjBU6s
It's time for some "uncommon" porngrind. Anal Nosorog is one cool band from Russia, playing our usual beloved genre but... here u can hear somenthing different - different tempos, different vocals range (not only those "oink oink" pig's grunt) and some electronic (!!!). Plus, video for this song shows us an angry singing rhino. What can u ask for more?
listen while: just for the different rhitmics, i could listen to AN while doing some sound



8 - ANAL GRIND - ANAL STIGMAT --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZplNLPaZgbQ
Another usual common band, doing his job good and making the k**s happy. The only reason for including AG on the list is for the badass video made for this song - about a nun corrupted by the band's members, swallowed by the Sin and became a killer/cannibal whore. Isn't it sweet?

listen while: what are u expecting? NUN FUCKING XD



9 - SPERM OF MANKIND - PARTYING HARD ALONGSIDE SPIDERMAN IN CUNOVO --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veHdMi1EZc0
Apart from the coolest band name ever made, SoM is your average porngrind band with that "tumpa-tumpa" drum touch and good songwriting. Nothing really special here, only great groove, grunt vocals and a great attitude. These dudes knows how to make a party (at least, i think).
listen while: for they're pretty uniform warm sound, they would be great played during a gang bang



10 - ULTIMO MONDO CANNIBALE - PORNOCRAZIA -->https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_Vj0L0fIE8
Here we are.
My last song is from those guys from the 1#track. I was searching for a cool song, good enough for the "ending credits", than i remembered about this hymn we should all sing together, because we all (maybe) are here for two things: pussy and porn (yes, i know, lots of u are here for other things...).
listen while: obiously, jerking of while surfing on XH



Hope u have enjoied. I really did.
See u soon for more...
d_b
PS: please pay no attenction to all my mistakes...