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Thinking of turning my dick to A human ruler!

I'm considering getting A ruler tattoo on my dick. Then I can always measure anything anytime. All I would have to get a hard on. That's really easy. I'll be set!..measure blow jobs up to 10 INCHES. I'LL be able to check for real improvements! No I'm just k**ding I just thought it would be a cool tattoo. But what you think? Yes or No

发布者 daddydick9inch

7 年前

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Millisense 7 年前

I think your dick rules most humans anyway, at least the female ones

Anyway it sounds painful! Though it would be fun to know how I measure up bjt wise...am I a 7 incher? a 9 incher?
I'd like to see you at the furniture store measuring a couch..."Excuse me miss, can you help me measure this?"
Funny post

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