Everyday Masturbation

I masturbate everyday, I wish I could get laid but I am POOR. You may say I do not need money, but I would say back, ok where is the the woman that sleeps with broke guys? I know its not the deciding factor for a very small few women. Alas those women have boyfriends, or live in some small village in some unknown small country called my imagination. I really don't mean to be so harsh. It's just experience has a way of dictating how you view the world. I've had NO experience to contradict my statement. I don't know maybe I'm ranting cause I woke up HORNY AS HELL!!! on st patty's day, I'm broke, have no food and payday is a week away. Friends? off doing something but I have no money so you better believe they can be found. So the old stand by, that'll make me smile for a bit.