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FOR THOSE CONSIDERING SENDING A FRIEND REQUEST, READ THIS FIRST!Concurrent with many others on this site, if your avatar of choice happens to be a picture of your own fuck-stick, someone else's fuck-stick, or a dildo that appears so realistic that it could be mistaken for a real fuck-stick, please, seek elsewhere. NOTE: The exception to this is if you have a cock as your avatar but also have great content. Unless you're strictly into Lez porn, millions of people undoutedly see dicks in the videos/pics on this site on a regular basis. If I like your content, I'll more than likely accept you.

However, if you have not uploaded any content of your own, I won't accept you. By "uploaded content" I mean at least one page worth of videos (30) . . . and not from one or two years ago; you should have some recent material (within, at most, two months). The individuals who contribute to this site make it what it is-- as such, I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT YOUR FUCKING FAVORITES! This also goes for profiles that are exclusively gay, bi, or shemale in content. However, consistent with the exception criteria stated above, some of those profiles have a lot of great hetero material mixed in, and those will be considered. While I respect sexual diversity and argue for equal rights among ALL cultures, there's some material I'd rather not see.

**PASSWORD PROTECTED VIDEOS ARE FOR FRIENDS ONLY**
(Friends, just PM me).

Now that I can stop talking like a goddamn attorney . . .

The Friends I DO HAVE FUCKING ROCK!!
They post fairly regularly, or when they can, and many have stopped accepting requests for their own reasons. What continues to elude me: if someone is a leech (see definition in blog post)--with zero intention of posting anything-- why does that person need friends anyway?

NOTE TO THOSE WHO HAVE ACCEPTED MY INVITATION:
Thank you, so much, in advance. As I spend most of my time here viewing, downloading, and uploading, don't feel "dissed" if I fail to state "Thanks for the add" in response to "Thanks for the invite." The invitation itself suggests I respect your material, and by extension- you (after all, you were the one who posted it in the first place). Another condrum is that, after many years on the computer, I still find that it's a bitch typing on the keyboard with one hand, while the other hand is engaged in, um, another activity-- hormonally rendering such a well deserved yet time-consuming written "thank you" humanly impossible. "Underestimate never the desire to spill the sacred silver seed, especially when erupting into a woman's mouth" -Yoda. Well, If that's the case theen, guessin' I'm a spiller Mister Yoda.

Lastly, I greatly appreciate comments on my videos: it helps me gain some perspective on what is liked or not liked. If there is a video or a scene within a video that is offensive or disgusting to a potential viewer, feel free to let me know your thoughts. We all have different tastes and all I ask is that your comment(s) reflect professionalism and not slander or hate-mongering.

The Confessional

Sin thee not! You've been forewarned!
Or suffer the pain of thicket and thorn!
But I fucked her ass and now it's torn,
So I'm back again watching nunnery porn!



PEACE FELLOW SMUT LOVERS!

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