Leroy Roomate Becomes the Bull
Leroy is a 65 year old black man with a bad attitude and a lot of money. He is what most folks would call an asshole and he is used to getting his way. Most people are afraid of him, especially the white guys that work with him. Tom and Amy were desperate for money. They put an ad on CL to find a room mate to help with their rent. Leroy overheard him talking at work and told him that he he was in luck, as Leroy needed a place. The first night that he stayed in their apartment, Leroy wasted no time establishing his dominance and rules. Amy is a large woman with very ample breasts and thick,… 阅读更多内容
Once you go black, you never go back.
For me being a white guy it is so true. I still remember the first moment I knew. It was when I was with my first black girl. I had her on the bed on top of her kissing her and she told me to eat her pussy. I worked my way down her body kissing her body and all she had on was a silky black thong. I kissed her chocolate pussy through her thong then she moved her thong to the side. Her pussy was wet with nice fat lips and she grabbed the back of my head and pushed it down. My tongue went right between her wet pussy lips and I just started working her over with my tongue as she started to moan. I… 阅读更多内容
black is best
As I was only working from home, I dressed casually in a short light cotton dress, no bra, and a pair of sneakers.At about, 10.30, the doorbell rang. I was stunned when I opened the door. It was Kylie’s boyfriend, the black youth Marcus and a friend. “Me forget me baseball cap when me see Kylie, last night!” He looked at his friend and laughed. I recognised his friend as a young boxer called Jimmy who had the most amazing dreadlocks, as a bouncer at the biggest nightclub in town. “Wait there, I’ll look for it,” I told them and turned to run upstairs. As I reached the fourth or fifth step I rea… 阅读更多内容
Debbie
Debbie always liked getting screwed in a different place. They’d be making that van rock and roll, laughing to themselves as they thought how it would look from outside, bouncing all over on its four wheels. They’d be getting off as they heard the starting bell for second period echo loud and jangly in the empty brick courtyard. “DEBBIE! We’ll be late for the reception!” What was he bitching at h… 阅读更多内容
TRUE ANAL.COM?!!
This website has some of the BEST ASSES I've ever seen on what we now know to be P.A.W.G.S (PHAT ASS WHITE GIRLS ONCE AND 4 FUCKING ALL) but... Goddamn, some of the imagery, well all of the GAPED ASSHOLES, PROLAPSED RECTUM SHOTS, FELCHING (Don't ask for those of you NOT in the KNOW.) and RIMMING has left me severely nauseated. I wish somebody would pull a Deadpool PG-13 edit on these scenes so that I could watch without losing my fucking lunch!! ...I love ASS, but not THAT MUCH!! Comment if you know what I'm talking about.[video class="blog-video size-large align-center toolbar-visible"]1082… 阅读更多内容
HER FIRST BLACK COCK
Let me tell you a little about us before I get started. This is a true story that happened in 1982. I work in construction and travel all over the United States. Our youngest daughter had just graduated and started to collage. Both our other c***dren were already married. My wife told the c***dren that she was going on the road with me, that if hasn’t raised them to know right from wrong it was too late now, that her place was with me, wherever that might be. By then we had been married for 23 years. My wife was a lovely bbw and I guess that I am just average. We were working in Mobile Alab… 阅读更多内容
Vickie's Chocolate Starfish our Anal history
"Vickie's Chocolate Starfish" {not the studio album by Limp Bizkit} The anal sphincter has been called many things, and maybe that's good since we all have one and use it daily. The Good Japanese wife, Vickie, calls her butt-pucker her "Chocolate Starfish." Reasons being many 1) Being Asian, the flesh tone of both the ass-hole and pussy-lips are a shade of milk chocolate brown and not pink, and 2) the starfish shape resembles that of a puckered-butt opening [Urban dictionary], and 3) starfish dwell in the ocean and have that 'low tide' smell when they are not so fresh, muc… 阅读更多内容
Ass abuse in the morning
Mike was staying with me and I had promised him a blowjob every morning. So when I woke up I began sucking his cock to make it hard. He told me to move between his legs and opened them for me. I sucked him and took his cock deep in my throat and held it there so I had to swallow on it a few times until I started to choke and gag on it. (I knew that was what he liked) "Good girl" he told me as he stroked my hair. Then he pushed my head down so I would do it again. After the third or fourth time he said, "I want your ass". I answered, "Yes Mike" and move out from between his legs and stayed on m… 阅读更多内容
Stupid Shit Men Do With Women:
Stupid Shit Men Do With Women: -Co-signing on credit cards or car loans. -Getting married. -Lending money. -Trying to please women. -Getting involved with i*****l immigrants than need a green card to stay in the country. (Google Marriage Fraud) -Spending too much money on women rather than investing for your future. -Letting her move in with you. -Paying her bills. -Fighting over women. -Playing the role of captain save-a-hoe. -Getting involved with long distance women. -Spending too much time chasing women instead of chasing your own goals & happiness.… 阅读更多内容
Funny Sentences 1 ......
Girls on their period go to sleep on a white bed-sheet and wake up on a Japanese flag ha ha Lack of sex can turn you into a Facebook comedian haha... People with big eyes think they can see the future... If you don't have a baby by 19 - you are infertile #lol She opened her legs, not cause she stupid.. she thought you cared.. Men loose 60% of their thinking ability when they see a nipple haha....... I lost my school bag on the 31st Dec... now me mom is forcing me to go to school with a cooler bag haha... (yup)!! C - come L- late A - and S - start S - sleeping haha Being attractive is hard,… 阅读更多内容
Wife First BBC
I just wanted to post a copy of what I sent to my best friend after my first black man... Hi Sweetie, Well, sitting here today, pussy sore but a throbbing that won’t stop, I now know why white women need black men. To say last night was incredible, would be an understatement, amazing, intense, surreal are all better descriptions, but there are not adequate superlatives to share what I felt last night. Although he and I talked many times, I was nervous. I worried that my expectations would result in a disappointment. You know how my imagination is!! When he arrived, he immediately told Fr… 阅读更多内容
The Neighbors Teen Part 2
Chapter 2 On Monday I found my neighbour’s teen girl sun bathing naked beside our pool. One thing leads to another and we both had oral sex, her first time either way. We live in a very conservative area. I still had work to do on the contract I was working on and decided to work from home for the day. By midmorning it was getting hot so I did the same thing, and changed into shorts and sat outside at the bar, the breeze was warm but just enough to make the heat bearable. I checked the pool and my neighbour was not there this time. A little bit of me wanted to see her again but my brain was th… 阅读更多内容
I'M GAY BUT LOVE MY FEMALE BOSS' FEET
I'M GAY BUT LOVE MY FEMALE BOSS' FEET I love sexy female feet and legs. If you've read my other posts you know I'm a diehard, sissy, submissive cocksucker who lives to pleasure men. However, I have always been crazy about pretty female feet and legs, ESPECIALLY those in sheer, tan nylons. In fact, when I'm feeling extra girly, I wear nylons under my clothes and around the house. NOW THE STORY: I have a female boss who is average looking, 20 years older than me, and has fabulous legs and gorgeous feet. She always wears a nice dress and the same tan pantyhose (thankfully). She, like anyone who… 阅读更多内容
DM Jokes Married life
A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing t… 阅读更多内容
Jokes on what Woman really think
My wife sat down on the settee next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ****************************************** My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And then the fight started..... ****************************************** Saturday morning… 阅读更多内容
Devon got lucky 3
Devon got lucky 3 Devon had waited all of two weeks, before he told Cathy that they needed to go meet her mother again. "Dev.... for God's sake, are you really wanting to go do that stuff again?" "Baby, I be needing some of that tight fucking throat of hers.... and were not waiting till the Thanksgiving holidays....." Cathy knew her black boyfriend, and crossing him or having words with him might end up in an argument, so she thought about it for a minute and then responded.... "Is it okay if I call Mom and she if she is available this weekend?" "You got it Cath.... just hurry up whil… 阅读更多内容
How To Make Your Cum Taste Great
You might be wondering just why it matters that your cum tastes really good. It is simple. Ladies like men who have sweet cum. If you want your girl to keep coming back for more and love you even better, you need to make your cum as appetizing as possible. Making Your Jizz Taste Better If you are a party a****l, you are in for a big disappointment. This is because the first thing that you need to do is to limit your intake of alcohol, d**gs, cigarettes and even junk food. Research shows that vegetarians, whether males or females, tend to have bodily secretions that taste better. Therefor… 阅读更多内容
When I Found Your Mom's Phone (Episode 8)
Mrs. Barnidge came by this morning. Her phone fell in a sink full of water. She tried the rice trick, but didn't work. She asked me before she buys a new phone, was there anything I could do? Truth is? No. But, you know me, I said I would try. "Give me an hour." Off she and her yummy MILFy self went to shop the mall. I plugged her phone into my drive and searched. Yahtzee. Some you just know are the selfie-type. Mrs. Barnidge and her frosted hair and makeup is all about… 阅读更多内容
When I Found Your Mom's Phone (Episode 2)
So I have a confession to make. Remember that day I was over your house and your Mom was frantically looking for her iPhone? Remember how we all tried to help her find it? We retraced her steps? She went out to the car. You went to the store where she was that morning. I stayed back and did the most logical thing: Find My Phone app on her iPad. It was in the house. Sure enough, while you guys were out I managed to find it and then open it. Seems your Mom doesn't believe in passwords. Seems she also doesn't realize that deleted photos don't completely disappear for 30 days. So I had to… 阅读更多内容
It happened again what should I do
It happened again what should I do, I came home from work again yesterday unlock the door went straight to the bedroom as I normally do to take off my clothes and get ready for an evening with my beautiful bride. I hear noises coming from the guestroom I walk to the guestroom only find my beautiful bride on her knees again swallowing one of the biggest blackest Cox I've ever seen ! She looks up at me with your beautiful brown eyes and says sit down they should not take long! I do as I'm told and I watch as he golfs the entire 10 inch black cock down her throat her eyes watering she's looking a… 阅读更多内容
2nd first Date sex. He Didnt know i was a trap
Sooooooo. once again I'm here sharing my crazy life with you guys and this time it paid off to always watch out for your surroundings. If you have been following my posts, you would have seen that i have an ad posted on a dating site (although i did not share which one lol). I have been kept very active due to that post and the interest other men have showed on me, nothing wrong with that. One email in particular got my attention as this very very attractive guy sent me his picture with a tag that said "I can treat you like the lady that you are, will you go on a date with m… 阅读更多内容
WHY MEN LOVE BLOW JOB
Why Men Love Blowjobs I’ve been sucking my boyfriend’s dick for more than five years now, and though I have some pretty interesting theories as to why he loves blowjobs, I want professionals to tell us why exactly. Anyway, here are my thoughts. First, whether we like it or not, admit it or not, every man wants to be a “macho” man. A husband expects submissiveness from his wife, and it gives him great satisfaction seeing his wife submit to him in the bedroom. Yes, slavery is very much alive! Second, people are always looking for a validation of whatever prowess, traits, or possession… 阅读更多内容
I Saw My Dad Shoot Cum
Since today is Father's Day I thought I'd write about a time with my Dad... Quite a few years ago my Mom and older br*other went to spend the night at my Grandmom's house. That left me alone with my Dad. Back then I shared a bedroom with my br*other. During the middle of the night I got scared of sl*eeping alone so I went into Dad's bedroom to sl*eep with him. I was wearing a little nightie and Dad just had his underpants on when I snuggled up to him. After a few minutes I noticed that something inside his underpants was really big. I was curious so I kind of pulled his underpants down i… 阅读更多内容
The 5 dick sizes
1. The small dick: Althoug there is someone for everybody, this is not for me. It's small appearance doesn't turn me on, having to spread my legs beyond its limits just so he can enter hurts and no fulfilling pleasure. However it's easy to please them orally but it's always a letdown. 2. The average dick: By far the most common size, they vary in size and shapes but can get the job done. Anal is easiest with this size and oral is enjoyable. With the right man that knows what he is doing this is a very good size. 3. The big dick: (My favorite) Although not as common as the averag… 阅读更多内容