大黑鸡巴周年纪念日

So honey, while I've been doing a lot of thinking, keep asking me what I want for

anniversary and I think I finally know what I want. I'm just going to say it. I

want, well, well I want a big black hawk.

Hear me out, hear me out. I was thinking, I'm understanding you might be

uncomfortable with it, but if you love me, you'll do it for me. At least listen. You