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Hey hun, this guy outside who's coming to fix our cable thing is so fucking hot.

Yeah, he's like all messy and stuff. He's so cute.

My parents are out too and I'm trying to get like stand up so he can notice me and stuff.

I know right? Yeah he's fucking cute. I wish we were here we could like wind him up and tease him and stuff.

No he hasn't noticed me. I keep flicking up the blinds and stuff.