英国女人想要你玩弄你的菊花

That's right, just you and me.

Don't be worried, I'm going to tell you a story.

But don't worry, it doesn't mean you're gay if you want to shove things up your arse for your princess.

Unless you think the man while you do it, then yes, you are indeed gay.

So make sure you're thinking of me all the time.