面对放屁和坐在木乃伊奴隶的脸...吞下我的屁并舔我的菊花

All I wanted to do today was sit on my mummified slave's face, push my nasty farts down his throat and make him lick my asshole clean... Don't complain slave, just suck and eat my farts, and don't forget to keep licking my asshole.