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Okay, so we agree from now on, you let me know in advance if you're bringing one of your hot new chicks back here to bang.

That way I can go out, so I don't have to hear you and feel like a third wheel in the apartment.

Good. And really, they probably feel weird with me being here.

So, new roommate policy. You text me as soon as you know you're getting some, and I'll clear out.

Yeah, okay, we can come up with some code names. How about you just text me, I don't know, Code A.