我朋友的女友想要表现得像狗一样，所以我把她放进去，像操一样操她

Um, what are you doing? It's six in the morning.

I just took a walk. Can you please not tell Trevor that I was out? Please. Please.

I mean, what am I supposed to say if he finds out?

You're a really good friend. I just, we've been fighting a lot lately, and I just don't want a problem with him having to work today.

I just, I think I'm gonna go crash on the couch. Can you please not tell him?