哦，我的上帝，继兄，为什么你的鸡巴和我的威士忌一样大？

All the bills we got, laughing all the way

Bills on top telling, making spirits bright

What fun it is to read a single-page sentence tonight

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.

Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.