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Oi! What are you doing?

I'm just, well, I saw an advert for a pool competition.

Hold on, you were meant to be helping me on the DIY in the house.

Well, let me tell you, I just saw an advert for a pool competition and it's a lot of money.

I'm getting some pool lessons. I mean, the prize money is £5000.