Whats in a name?
Names by which we are known.
Im supposed to be writing about something else but Ive forgot what.Anyone whos seen my 'blonde moment' video will not be suprised at all.But at least you can say you once saw a tranny have a brain hemorage live on cam,and not many get to say that do they.
So instead this popped into my head-
We are known by lots of names we cd's.It got me thinking back to all the names Ive been known as over the years.Some nice,some not so nice,so will leave the not so nice alone.
Generally we are known as crossdressers.Or is it transvestites?
I still dont know the difference between the two to this day.
Then again we get called trannies.But isnt that a transexual?I dont like that term trans,or transexual,to me they are just women.Who cares whats between their legs.If they look like a duck,quack like a duck and paddle in water like a duck,its not going to be a bloody kangeroo is it.Theyre women,simple as.
But is tranny short for transvestite?
It all gets very confusing.We get called girls,or gurls.Gurls with a bit extra.Cockgirls.Femboys.Or is that something else?Three legged women.Genderfluid,pansexual and all those other 'sexuals' that no one has a clue what they mean......
Its a long list isnt it.
And it goes on.
Well it got me thinking back to all the ones Ive been known as,becouse again its a long list.
Theres Juila,Julia Cd,Julia Kat,Miss puss,Julia135,girl,big girls blouse,sweetheart,treacle,darlin,tuts and worse besides.Then theres those I had when at school,which was mostly girl related as I looked sounded and acted and dressed like one as you know.
So I got called a lot of girls names from my mates and still do.
There was a girl in our class called Belinda,nice name.And at this time I was being called Billy the k** for reasons I wont go into as they could be still actionable hehe.
So it didnt take one of our mates long to put the two together and come up with Bill-inda.Which he thought was hilarious.
It didnt take many play times for them to alter it to Bell-inda,as aparently I was a girl,so need a girls name like Belinda,but I was a boy so had a bell end,so put the two together and hey presto we got Bellenda.
Their genious is frightening is it not.hehe
I was called that for years,always with a giggle and smirk trying to wind me up,all the while Im smirking back and glaring at them,till I finally go for them,they scream and leg it,and I then chase them around the school till they ran out of puff and stopped bent double gasping away pleading for "truce truce".
Hehe remember "truce".If you called truce that was up the other to decide if truce was accepted or not.Sometimes I would,sometimes I wouldnt and then pretend to beat them up,with added sound affects ofcourse "boof boof splat squish" etc.
But I had Bellenda for some years,infact I started answering to it.
Then came out this doll.
It was called Tiny tears.
Bain of my life that stupid doll.
You can see where this is going cant you.......it was small....it had blonde hair.....blue eyes.....was a girl.........was a doll....
Yep,but it gets worse,as when you layed it down its eyes closed,I know me and the older boys on the field messing about with me yes we know....but when you lifted the doll back up its eyes would open.Well one would,one would stick half open.Which was just like one of mine does ever since my fall from the school roof onto the coke pile.
Now this doll was released before bikemass in December,a traditional time for the giving and receiving of bikes,and it was on every single advert.
So you can see whats going to happen next sigh....very next day I was waiting for it.Yep gone was Bellenda and hello tiny tears.
Grrrrrrrrrr.
One of them could even take off the voiceover from the advert,and had memorised all the lines,so when I finally got out of detention or having to stand in the hall becouse Id been up to something or other,they would start doing the Tiny Tears voiceover.It was something like "New from Mattel its Tiny Tears,shes so life like,you would think shes a real baby,she cries real tears,she talks,she walks" or something like that,and I would just be trying my hardest to hide my smirk,and doing my best paddington bear glare at them.
And this doll had a pull string in her back which when you pulled it she talked.So I had to put up with "what do you say if I pull YOUR string hehehehe".Id just reply pretend menicingly "come here and I will show you!".
Which they thought was fantastic becouse they could see it grated on me big time!Hated that doll.
But you know what mates are like,and how they wind you up.
So when I wasnt chasing them around the playground till they ran out of breath "Truce truce"
No Truce.Nope,its pretend beating up WITH added sound effects for extra dramatical effect oh yes.
Or else Id just catch them up becouse I was the fastest runner in the school so could easily catch them,wrestle them to the ground and pin them and tickled them till they begged for mercy.
Me"come on beg....beg for mercy....not stopping till you do..."
Them"mercy mercy"
Me"and whos best"
Them"you are"
Me"and whos sorry"
Them"Sorry Im sorry"
Or "soz" in you want in it Yorkshire.
So I would be mercifull and let them back up,eventually,theyd dust themselves down,straighten themselves up,then would shout "tiny tears" at me,laugh and leg it again with me in hot pursuit.And so it would go on.
Still,it kept us fit.
Then Id get told off by teacher for my hair and clothes looking like I had been dragged through a hedge backwards.
So nothing new there.
So yes,I was tiny tears for ages,then it changed to Tiny Tits when I grew little boobs,too big for them to be male in any way,yet too small to be impressive or make me 'popular'.
Then when it turned out in the high school I was still the smallest sproglet in school,it became Tiny Twat.
A name I am still called to this day by my friends,but not called it as a name,but if it WAS my name.Big diff.
Sadly,I answer to it aswell.
I know.
Hard to believe that name has stuck for 50 years nearly.
Anyway thats enough of me talking scallops.Back soon with my real blog post.
Kisses!
Julia Kat aka tiny twat.
ps.yes there was a song as well,strange but true.
It went something like this-
"Julia Kat's a tiny twat
she flashed the boy next door.
He thought it was a snake so hit it with a rake
Now Julias a proper girl."
It was something like that anyway.I mean it didnt even ryme properly.
No wonder I grew up the way I did is it really lol.
xxx
Im supposed to be writing about something else but Ive forgot what.Anyone whos seen my 'blonde moment' video will not be suprised at all.But at least you can say you once saw a tranny have a brain hemorage live on cam,and not many get to say that do they.
So instead this popped into my head-
We are known by lots of names we cd's.It got me thinking back to all the names Ive been known as over the years.Some nice,some not so nice,so will leave the not so nice alone.
Generally we are known as crossdressers.Or is it transvestites?
I still dont know the difference between the two to this day.
Then again we get called trannies.But isnt that a transexual?I dont like that term trans,or transexual,to me they are just women.Who cares whats between their legs.If they look like a duck,quack like a duck and paddle in water like a duck,its not going to be a bloody kangeroo is it.Theyre women,simple as.
But is tranny short for transvestite?
It all gets very confusing.We get called girls,or gurls.Gurls with a bit extra.Cockgirls.Femboys.Or is that something else?Three legged women.Genderfluid,pansexual and all those other 'sexuals' that no one has a clue what they mean......
Its a long list isnt it.
And it goes on.
Well it got me thinking back to all the ones Ive been known as,becouse again its a long list.
Theres Juila,Julia Cd,Julia Kat,Miss puss,Julia135,girl,big girls blouse,sweetheart,treacle,darlin,tuts and worse besides.Then theres those I had when at school,which was mostly girl related as I looked sounded and acted and dressed like one as you know.
So I got called a lot of girls names from my mates and still do.
There was a girl in our class called Belinda,nice name.And at this time I was being called Billy the k** for reasons I wont go into as they could be still actionable hehe.
So it didnt take one of our mates long to put the two together and come up with Bill-inda.Which he thought was hilarious.
It didnt take many play times for them to alter it to Bell-inda,as aparently I was a girl,so need a girls name like Belinda,but I was a boy so had a bell end,so put the two together and hey presto we got Bellenda.
Their genious is frightening is it not.hehe
I was called that for years,always with a giggle and smirk trying to wind me up,all the while Im smirking back and glaring at them,till I finally go for them,they scream and leg it,and I then chase them around the school till they ran out of puff and stopped bent double gasping away pleading for "truce truce".
Hehe remember "truce".If you called truce that was up the other to decide if truce was accepted or not.Sometimes I would,sometimes I wouldnt and then pretend to beat them up,with added sound affects ofcourse "boof boof splat squish" etc.
But I had Bellenda for some years,infact I started answering to it.
Then came out this doll.
It was called Tiny tears.
Bain of my life that stupid doll.
You can see where this is going cant you.......it was small....it had blonde hair.....blue eyes.....was a girl.........was a doll....
Yep,but it gets worse,as when you layed it down its eyes closed,I know me and the older boys on the field messing about with me yes we know....but when you lifted the doll back up its eyes would open.Well one would,one would stick half open.Which was just like one of mine does ever since my fall from the school roof onto the coke pile.
Now this doll was released before bikemass in December,a traditional time for the giving and receiving of bikes,and it was on every single advert.
So you can see whats going to happen next sigh....very next day I was waiting for it.Yep gone was Bellenda and hello tiny tears.
Grrrrrrrrrr.
One of them could even take off the voiceover from the advert,and had memorised all the lines,so when I finally got out of detention or having to stand in the hall becouse Id been up to something or other,they would start doing the Tiny Tears voiceover.It was something like "New from Mattel its Tiny Tears,shes so life like,you would think shes a real baby,she cries real tears,she talks,she walks" or something like that,and I would just be trying my hardest to hide my smirk,and doing my best paddington bear glare at them.
And this doll had a pull string in her back which when you pulled it she talked.So I had to put up with "what do you say if I pull YOUR string hehehehe".Id just reply pretend menicingly "come here and I will show you!".
Which they thought was fantastic becouse they could see it grated on me big time!Hated that doll.
But you know what mates are like,and how they wind you up.
So when I wasnt chasing them around the playground till they ran out of breath "Truce truce"
No Truce.Nope,its pretend beating up WITH added sound effects for extra dramatical effect oh yes.
Or else Id just catch them up becouse I was the fastest runner in the school so could easily catch them,wrestle them to the ground and pin them and tickled them till they begged for mercy.
Me"come on beg....beg for mercy....not stopping till you do..."
Them"mercy mercy"
Me"and whos best"
Them"you are"
Me"and whos sorry"
Them"Sorry Im sorry"
Or "soz" in you want in it Yorkshire.
So I would be mercifull and let them back up,eventually,theyd dust themselves down,straighten themselves up,then would shout "tiny tears" at me,laugh and leg it again with me in hot pursuit.And so it would go on.
Still,it kept us fit.
Then Id get told off by teacher for my hair and clothes looking like I had been dragged through a hedge backwards.
So nothing new there.
So yes,I was tiny tears for ages,then it changed to Tiny Tits when I grew little boobs,too big for them to be male in any way,yet too small to be impressive or make me 'popular'.
Then when it turned out in the high school I was still the smallest sproglet in school,it became Tiny Twat.
A name I am still called to this day by my friends,but not called it as a name,but if it WAS my name.Big diff.
Sadly,I answer to it aswell.
I know.
Hard to believe that name has stuck for 50 years nearly.
Anyway thats enough of me talking scallops.Back soon with my real blog post.
Kisses!
Julia Kat aka tiny twat.
ps.yes there was a song as well,strange but true.
It went something like this-
"Julia Kat's a tiny twat
she flashed the boy next door.
He thought it was a snake so hit it with a rake
Now Julias a proper girl."
It was something like that anyway.I mean it didnt even ryme properly.
No wonder I grew up the way I did is it really lol.
xxx
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