Poophole Loophole
Here's one to wrap your head around. So I'm reading an article on Reddit of all places, and apparently there is a porn star who will not perform vaginal sex because she's Catholic and premarital sex is wrong. Oh she'll do glory hole blowjobs, anal gang bangs, anal strapon, lesbian, two in the ass, top or bottom BDSM, etc..but nothing in the pussy. That would be a sin.
On one hand, I'm impressed that she's found a place in her brain where she can do all kinds of filthy, nasty things with strangers and still be true to her religion. On the other, I think she's batshit crazy. Technically she's still a virgin, but Saint Peter at the pearly gates might not look kindly upon the cum dripping off her face from her last bukkake scene. The more logical argument to me would be that she wants regular intercourse to be with the man she loves, but then again how about all that other stuff?
This actually isn't the first time I've come across the concept of the virgin slut. There was a girl I knew in high school who was notorious for giving handjobs in lieu of sex. After you took her to the movie and filled her full of popcorn and candy, you could drive her to makeout point and she'd jerk you off in the backseat. No kissing, fondling, or other foolishness mind you. Just a dab of lotion in her hand and inside of a minute you'd be cleaning cum off your daddy's car seats. She had every cock in the school in her right hand at one time or another, and yeah mine was there a couple of times, too. I don't think it was a coincidence that she was also very religious.
From a moral standpoint I don't care what people do with their dicks and pussies. What I can't stand is hypocrisy.
On one hand, I'm impressed that she's found a place in her brain where she can do all kinds of filthy, nasty things with strangers and still be true to her religion. On the other, I think she's batshit crazy. Technically she's still a virgin, but Saint Peter at the pearly gates might not look kindly upon the cum dripping off her face from her last bukkake scene. The more logical argument to me would be that she wants regular intercourse to be with the man she loves, but then again how about all that other stuff?
This actually isn't the first time I've come across the concept of the virgin slut. There was a girl I knew in high school who was notorious for giving handjobs in lieu of sex. After you took her to the movie and filled her full of popcorn and candy, you could drive her to makeout point and she'd jerk you off in the backseat. No kissing, fondling, or other foolishness mind you. Just a dab of lotion in her hand and inside of a minute you'd be cleaning cum off your daddy's car seats. She had every cock in the school in her right hand at one time or another, and yeah mine was there a couple of times, too. I don't think it was a coincidence that she was also very religious.
From a moral standpoint I don't care what people do with their dicks and pussies. What I can't stand is hypocrisy.
9 年 前
