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IF YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME TO DOWNLOAD ZANG YOU CAN SAVE US BOTH TIME AND FUCK OFF WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, YOU SCAMMING CUNTS.

UPDATES: Now officially so old that flirting with most of you will quite rightly get me put on some kind of register but I'll probably still say hello and make terrible jokes.

Words words words. Stuff and things. Other words that may or may not be genuine depending on factors. Photos which may or may not be of me. Am I real? Are any of us real? What does it mean to be real? Does anyone really know? 🤔

I like cake.

Words and a vague senses 5 of meaning which could be what you think it is, something else entirely, or everything all at once.

Perhaps nothing means anything.

Witty comment designed to make me look clever.

Mildly inappropriate sexual comment.

Winky face 😉