Elvis_The_King 的个人资料

最后出现于 11 月前

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2718 天 在 XRMXX 上

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315 条评论

个人信息

我是:

Elvis, 男性, 异性恋者

自:

Memphis, 地球

在找:

女性, 异性恋者

语言:

英语

教育:

高中毕业生

职业:

The King

收入:

百万富翁

关系:

开放

孩子:

是的，我们不住在一起

宗教:

新教

抽烟:

从不

喝酒:

从不

星座:

双鱼座

我的长相

种族:

白

身体类型:

敦实

头发长度:

中

头发颜色:

黑

眼睛颜色:

蓝色

身高:

183 厘米 (6 英尺 0 英尺)

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关于我

Met me that President of the Intergalactic Federation, Man Those Space Cats make a mean Peanut Butter, Bacon, and Nanner Samitch

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Elvis_The_King 版主 11 月前

至 KarlBourdain : Oh I wish I was in the land of cotton

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KarlBourdain 1 年前

WEEG IZ BACK

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Philli-Green420 1 年前

Do you eat Polk Salad ? Or Smoke it ?

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SnakegirI 1 年前

zexy ficken beast

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Elvis_The_King 版主 1 年前

Well, since my PHOTO GALLERIES left me
Well, I found a new place to dwell
Well, it's down at the end of Lonely Street
At XHAMSTER Hotel

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thelastofthefinest80 1 年前

HAIL! HAIL! TO THE KING! Thanks for accepting my request.

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fuck 2 年前

Rip

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Al_Swearengen 3 年前

No, he is actually gone.

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Elvis_The_King 版主 3 年前

AND NOW THE END IS NEAR
AND SO WE FACE THE FINAL CURTAIN
MY FRIEND, I'LL SAY IT CLEAR
THE END OF THIS SITE, FOR WHICH I'M CERTAIN

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-Snap-Crotch-Beaver- 3 年前

至 Elvis_The_King : I was raised on Ozzy myself - but there are one or two E.P songs in my iPod

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Elvis_The_King 版主 3 年前

至 -Snap-Crotch-Beaver- : I am the Spirit of every Elvis. Even the Elvis from another Universe.

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-Snap-Crotch-Beaver- 3 年前

Your profile is too funny! ==> which Elvis era are you from? The Lenard Nemoy pic is priceless!

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vvik3507 3 年前

Thanks for the invite.

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ms_rogue 3 年前

Thanks for telling me about all the Blog Posts explaining what is going on with the current disabled state of the site.

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BethanyGladstone 3 年前

至 Elvis_The_King : I see the trolls are attacking you now for when you helped protect me from some online bullies. I am sorry about that.

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kavlad13 3 年前

Thanks for the invite.

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Elvis_The_King 版主 3 年前

It really sucks what is happening to this site.

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Elvis_The_King 版主 4 年前

至 BethanyGladstone : no problem. remember it is all about your fun private time on here, so ignore or report the bullies and then block them.

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BethanyGladstone 4 年前

thank you for telling me how to report the troll from Greece that kept attacking me and stalking me. looks like they finally deleted him.

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LOL....added!

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Your added a huh a huh

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-Fucking-Slut- 4 年前

Oh the things I would do to you

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RickyStrummer 4 年前

Thank ya, man! Uh-uh-huh!

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RickyStrummer 4 年前

Every day for supper time, she'd go down by the truck patch. And pick a whole mess a' polk salad and carry it home in a tot sack....

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Couple_of_Lust 4 年前

Hail to the King!

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Elvis_The_King 版主 4 年前

Down in Louisiana,
Where the Alligators grow so mean
Lived a girl, that I swear to the world
Made the alligators look tame

Polk salad Annie, Gators got your Granny
Everybody said it was a shame
Cuz her momma was a workin' on the chain gang

(A mean, vicious woman)
(A wretched, spiteful, straight-razor totin' woman)

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1969ron 6 年前

Thanks for your approval!

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fuck 7 年前

lol you wish you owned xhamster: Elvis

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sexy_gentIeman 7 年前

A-bop-bop-a-loom-op a-lop-bop-boom

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Elvis_The_King 版主 7 年前

A well'a bless my soul
What'sa wrong with me?
I'm itchin' like a man in a fuzzy tree
My friends say I'm actin' wild as a bug
I'm on Drugs
I'm all fucked up
Mm mm mm, mm, yay, yay, yay

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