Talking Dirty in Rhyme

Ever felt like you,re a blinking poet, And you didn,t even know it. If a female you wanted to suck it Or as a male to fuck it! Ever sent your partner into fits Just by sucking hard on her tits! You know it,s not really all that dumb If you love the taste of cum. And it doesn,t mean you,re in a lower class Just because you like it in your ass! It,s fun messing round and being very flirty. If you enjoy talking in language oh so dirty! It,s not really all that corny If you,re cock is hard and you,re fucking horny! Talking dirty makes my juices flow even better And my partner gets even wetter. I l… 阅读更多内容

发表者 expatriate 4 年 前

SHE LOVED MY FINGERS MORE THAN MY TONGUE

During the courtship of my then English girlfriend Sarah way back in 1967 I tried to see if she,d let me get “stinky” fingers on our first date in an old news cinema that has now long gone. She,d eagerly returned my passionate kisses readily sucking my tongue the first female to do that to me and that included a number of women I,d actually fucked! Of course I was stiff as a board to begin with and now I was like a steel rod when she came back from the ladies room as the film started following the interval. I was delighted when she whispered she,d taken her bra off leaving on just her cardigan… 阅读更多内容

发表者 expatriate 4 年 前 2

Eat That Pregnant Pussy

Wife Sarah,s best friend Heidi had been close with her since they were both three years old and Heidi married the same year we did only six months earlier in 1969. Unlike my wife Heidi wasn,t all that keen to start a family as she,d gone to university and landed a well paid job as legal secretary while her husband was a successful builder. If you follow my recollections you,ll know it took almost two years after we seriously started fucking for a baby for her to finally conceive after a few disappointments along the way. At first Sarah said it would be dangerous to carry on fucking during her… 阅读更多内容

发表者 expatriate 4 年 前 1

Talk Dirty to Me Part 4

So it took quite a while to get my basically prudish wife to revise her ways and realise that talking dirty to each other added to sexual pleasure as long as it was just used during sex and out of the hearing of our c***dren or nosey neighbours excepting the few neighbours that joined us. Where I left the previous installment was a tastey situation with me using my long tongue,fingers and mouth to pleasure my wife,s juicey fanny striving to bring her an intense orgasm. Suddenly as I glanced up at my wife,s face, her eyes closed as she panted like a bitch dog in heat I thought I detected moveme… 阅读更多内容

发表者 expatriate 4 年 前

Talk Dirty to Me Part 3

My initially prudish wife eventually realised that talking dirty when we fucked Was the turn on I always felt it should be and gradually even did it when we were involved in threesomes, but following the birth of our son Richard all that was still to come. In the autumn of 1973 we were staying in a hotel enjoying our first break since the birth and the fact Sarah,s pussy had now healed completely and her pubic hair grown back. I,d used my mouth, fingers and long tongue to get her really juicy and now she eagerly helped guide me into her pleasure slit so I could give her a proper shag as she wo… 阅读更多内容

发表者 expatriate 4 年 前

UNEXPECTED “G” SPOT

Wife Sarah and I,d only been married two years and I hadn’t, started eating her pussy till fairly recently. I,d fantasised sharing her with another man since before we married, but hadn’t,t been able to gather the courage to ask her. One afternoon I tried to broach the subject when we watched a tv programme dealing with a married couple who,d gotten involved in three way sex with another woman and the problems that caused. “Surely the woman asked for her own problems when she got too friendly with her new neighbour” my wife commented. “Yeah and that was with a woman! What if it was a man invol… 阅读更多内容

发表者 expatriate 4 年 前

TALK DIRTY TO ME!

When my wife and I were “courting” or playing with each other long before we married Sarahwas rather a prude. She refused to refer to her body parts except as her vagina, breasts and buttocks or bottom. She had pet names for her titties which was “Blossum” the left boob and “Flower” the right one. Her vagina was “Miss Kitty”. Why? Because she didn,t like actually to call it a “pussy” yet like a pussy cat she let the pubic hair grow profusely so she could be stroked and she,d purr when she climaxed. She decided to call my cock “Sir Hairy” as like her I let my pubic hair grow natural and thick..… 阅读更多内容

发表者 expatriate 4 年 前 3

Naughty Neighbour 2

Sixteen year old Tina Harcourt my next door neighbour in Hertfordshire was also babysitter to my two c***dren so we had to be careful in our house.. trouble is that with Tina being so hot for sex she wanted to grab my cock or suck me off in places we could easily be caught out. I think wife Sarah might have just about forgiven me if we had been caught, but it,s not the thing you want young k**s to discover. It helped having an old garden shed as Tina Didn,t seem to mind having her tender young slit eaten or sucking my cock or fucking with cob webs and lots of dust about. The only problem was s… 阅读更多内容

发表者 expatriate 4 年 前

FANTASY, I,ve Always Dreamed of Jeannie Part 2

1968 having arrived at the NCO club at the horrible air base I was stationed at it being Bingo night with the $1,000 jackpot having rolled over to fifty eight numbers there was a good chance it would be won tonight. As usual the cards were on sale prior to the session started. I,d already coached “Jeannie” the beautiful blonde Barbara Eden that we didn,t want to be too obvious and the 1,000 bucks would keep me going for some time so I let her pick the cards. “This is the winner Master.” she held the card out to me. “Good. Pick two more out and I,ll pay for them.” This genie that had been priso… 阅读更多内容

发表者 expatriate 4 年 前

MY WIFES BELLY DANCING DEBUT

Whilst our c***dren were still young my wife used to have periods where she decided to diet or exercise as she was a few pounds heavier than she wanted to be and when a friend showed her they were doing belly dancing lessons at our local school hall for just a modest fee she considered it then said “You,d have to come with me Jeanette as I,d never have the nerve to go on my own.” Sarah told her friend who didn,t have weight problems just enjoyed dancing and belly dancing intrigued her and when she mentioned it to her husband Fredhe was all for it and had worked for a while in the United Arab E… 阅读更多内容

发表者 expatriate 4 年 前 3

The Adventures of Super Cock Part 4

Bert made the main football squad as nose tackle in only his second year at the University of South Dakota. If he wasn,t already a favourite with the fe males he made history with a game saving tackle in a tipsy turkey 26-23 rare win over arch rivals South Dakota State so now he was a bit of a hero as well as possessing a Super Cock and still outsized even the seniors in the penis department. Bert got complacent as he really loved Carol Simpson, but continuously cheated on her so he was in two minds when she dumped him for another football player but he,d grown hard in his treatment of women a… 阅读更多内容

发表者 expatriate 4 年 前

33 Years of Married Fun Part 14

Back in the mid 1980s it was a struggle to keep my families head above water despite the occasional gift from wife Sarah,s parents and her working part time when not busy raising two teenagers. I worked long hours at security mainly night shifts and most were twelve hour stints and commuting by public transport often meant sixteen hours away from home most days and lots of overtime as every security firm I worked for never seemed to have enough staff. This meant I saw my wife and family rarely and when I did we had to make up for lost time. The school my daughter attended decided to host a “Ta… 阅读更多内容

发表者 expatriate 4 年 前

Sarah and I. Meet a Shemale Part 2

So on holiday the last time my wife and I holidayed together abroad we,d met the stunning brunette Kat who surprised us both by revealing she had a big penis as well as lovely perfect titties. The first time I,d been sexually involved with a shemale since Japan in May, 1964. “Well you,re the first I,ve ever met and I,m totally gob smacked!” Sarah sighed. “Mind if I suck your Cock for you” “Of course not, Dear Sarah as long as you don,t mind if I suck Joe,s.” Kat smiled warmly. My wife had her/him sit on the bed as she pleasured that cock with her talented mouth and tongue while Kat allowed me… 阅读更多内容

发表者 expatriate 4 年 前 1

33 Years of Fun Part 11

Late May, 1981 Wife Sarah and I plus our young c***dren were coming close to the time we,d have to fly back to London, but four days from then brother Austin finally invited us to join him in the jacuzzi of one of his friends who like him loved to restore vintage and classic cars, the difference being that Tim Harper was a multi millionaire who,d inherited a fortune from his father a shrewd property investor. As we parked outside the beautiful recently built house we marvelled at such an architectural marvel with massive garden which featured a trout stream flowing through it. Tim and his fami… 阅读更多内容

发表者 expatriate 4 年 前

Years of Fun Part 10

Still on holiday in the USA in 1981 with four days left I finally put on my hip waders and gathered up my fly fishing gear and walked to the tiny trout stream that flowed a hundred yards from my parents, house.. the c***dren had accompanied sister Anna and her daughters and my Mother to go shopping at a Wall Mart fifty miles away while Dad was at work as tax assessor for the local county and my brother tinkering with an old car. Sarah had elected to stay in the house and watch boring tv while I was fishing. The weather was cool for late May and overcast so tied on a black artificial fly to a f… 阅读更多内容

发表者 expatriate 4 年 前

Years of Fun Pt 9

After a very successful evening playing bingo at the VFW club my parents were over five hundred dollars ahead and quite happy, but not as happy as wife Sarah and I as we enjoyed a leisurely fuck on the lower bunk bed in the camper van my late father had hired for us while our youngsters slept unawares in the upper bunk. Quite surprising as the bunk was actuallly rocking, but my daughter Chris slept on or so it seemed as my stiff cock sent wave after wave of pleasure through my spouse I tried to avoid making the loud squelching noises our bodies usually produced. but Sarah’s cunt was just t… 阅读更多内容

发表者 expatriate 4 年 前

The Continuing Adventures of Super Cock Part 2

Bert Jenkins had the Super Cock of ten inches long and fairly thick and John Myers was fascinated how the foreskin peeled back and Bert,s cock grew even harder as he ran his fingers up anddownthe veined flesh of his shaft before tentatively licking sway some precursor which oozed from the bulbous knob finding it far from unpleasant so next suckled each testicle running her tongue round the balls inside. Finally he could wait no longer and lowered his mouth on to Bert,s cock taking just a few inches to start with not minding the strong salty musky taste at all, but when he moved further down he… 阅读更多内容

发表者 expatriate 4 年 前

CHURCH CAMP 1959 Part 2

So naive green between the ears Joe Taylor had a date with a nice looking female who dressed in short shorts and blouse with a light sweater to keep away the evening August chill. Once supper was over and people gathered for the evening camp fire festivities I joined Lisa and we sat on one of the benches available in the camp fire area as counsellors worked to reduce the camp fire to coals used to roast seiners and marshmallows over. It Seemed Lisa had put even briefer shorts on than the ones she,d worn for the hike but it was down to the fact later I,d Find she rarely wore panties. I liked he… 阅读更多内容

发表者 expatriate 4 年 前

The Continuing Adventures of “SUPER COCK”

Bertram “Bert” Jenkins was just a normal young boy born the last year of World War 11 growing up in rural eastern South Dakota. At age f******n Bert Wasn,t much taller than his class mates, but when he turned up for football practise everything changed. After working out for a few hours all the players began to shower to wash off the perspiration and when Bert stepped in the shower one of his friends remarked “Wow Bert! You have become a Big Boy!” Suddenly all eyes focused on Bert,s penis, a penis that though flaccid was longer and thicker than any other boy his age. Bert immediately began to… 阅读更多内容

发表者 expatriate 4 年 前

SARAH and I MET a SHE MALE

1999 was the last time my wife and I went on holiday abroad to Spain and sadly would be Sarah,s last trip abroad due to her deteriorating health. She was as 52 then and was often mistaken for a much younger woman much to her delight and her body was still in great shape with her titties just beginning to sag a bit. She wasn,t slim and never was as I adored her “love handles” whilst we fucked! We met Katherine or “Kat” as she preferred a day after we arrived at our hotel. Kat stood out from the rest of the group as she was the only person on her own,no husband accompanied her and she claimed to… 阅读更多内容

发表者 expatriate 4 年 前