That Masturbation Thing

Are you male or female? Somewhere in between. Just a chick with a dick - lol! Age? 61 At what age did you start masturbating? I started at 12 How many times a week do you masturbate? About 2 - 5 days a week How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? At least once Where do you masturbate: In bed? Yes In the shower? Yes In the bath? Yes Outdoors? Yes At work? Sort of - self employed and often work from home Every room in the house? Yep! In a car while traveling along the interstate? No What do you fantasize about when you play: A significant other? Wife A friend? Yes A fr… 阅读更多内容

发表者 LapperOfLabia 3 年 前 7

Pondering Hamster Mysteries

So let me get this straight? I can find bisexuals, gays, lesbians, men, and shemales in the "Straight" category. In the "Transexual" category I can't find many categories at all that cross over, and the only spot I find "Crossdresser" is under "Gay"? There *are* us straight dressers...why it gotta' be gay? Lol!… 阅读更多内容

发表者 LapperOfLabia 10 年 前 16

Wonder Who I PO'd?

How interesting that my number of friends ratcheted down by one last night, but not before whoever axed me went through my pics and summarily one starred them all. How punitive and c***dish. They may not all be great, but I didn't think that they were that bad! Wonder what I did and to who? For those feeling generous enough to visit and rate up, I'd love to get something better than a 3 star review to get my averages back to where they were before this petulant virtual vandalism. Thanks! - Alan… 阅读更多内容

发表者 LapperOfLabia 13 年 前 11

Breaking Bisexual News!!! :0 No Film at 11:00 !!!

In what could be the major "Duh!" of the week, the New York Times has stated the obvious in acknowledging that bisexuality does, indeed, exist! Who knew? http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/23/health/23bisexual.html?_r=3&hp阅读更多内容

发表者 LapperOfLabia 13 年 前 10

Gal Tributes

I'll elaborate on this more, but who of you brave gal pals will weigh in on doing tributes to us guys that are more than willing to spray your pics? I'll wait for input before going further - Alan… 阅读更多内容

发表者 LapperOfLabia 13 年 前 7

Alan's Spin on Erin's Dirty Fantasies

A little fantasy swap that I have written with Erin’s Dirty Fantasies as a cornerstone. ~ My name is Erin. Last month i turned 18 years old. Now that i am "legal", my head is spinning with all these sex fantasies that might really happen for me. Up to now, i've only been with high school boys. They are o.k., but they aren't very imaginative. Or maybe they are just scared to be that way. Older guys were afraid of me because they might go to jail. But, like i say, now i am "legal" and a whole new world is open to me. And I am Alan, a long time admi… 阅读更多内容

发表者 LapperOfLabia 13 年 前 12

This Is Only a Test!

Is this thing On?… 阅读更多内容

发表者 LapperOfLabia 13 年 前 5