WTF

So now only I can see my gallerys I uploaded wow :( wtf… 阅读更多内容

发表者 LORDLONE 3 年 前 4

Photos???

Whats going on with uploading pics… 阅读更多内容

发表者 LORDLONE 4 年 前 4

Hello all

Just want to say a big thanks to all that comment on my gallery's much appreciate. Once again thanks… 阅读更多内容

发表者 LORDLONE 6 年 前 5

Fans of my celeb mix

Would u like me to start putting there names in the comments again or is it ok without… 阅读更多内容

发表者 LORDLONE 7 年 前 8

Walking

As I was walking up the stairs I met a man who wasn't there he wasn't there again today I wish I wish he'll go away… 阅读更多内容

发表者 LORDLONE 8 年 前 1

what would u do to her

http://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/366540/what_would_u_do_to_her_tell_our_show.html Be as nasty or dirty as u want. all welcome. such scenarios like gangfucking, breeding, interracial, bdsm, Gaping, humiliation the nastier the better Tell me or show me what u would do to this bitch… 阅读更多内容

发表者 LORDLONE 10 年 前 7

LITTLE JOHNNY

Little Johnny hears strange noises from his parents bedroom, He opens their bedroom door and looks inside. On the bed his naked father was bouncing up and down on his equally naked mother like a demented frog, His dad realising the door has been opened looks around to see that he's been watched by his son. He starts laughing and tells him to "Fuck off and shut the door". 10 Min's later he hears screaming coming from little Johnny's room, Where he discovers to his horror that little Johnny has forced his granny over the end of his bed, And is now furiously butt fucking the old dear. H… 阅读更多内容

发表者 LORDLONE 10 年 前 9

TRICKED HIM

One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to the park and meets a boy. They talk about climbing trees. The boy says to the girl: "Go on climb that tree." The girls climbs up and the boy just stands there and looks up to the girls pants. After a while the girl goes home and tells her mum about what happened. Her mum says: "oh my stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants." The next day she went out again with her skirt on and met THAT boy again. He told her to climb again and she did. when she got ho… 阅读更多内容

发表者 LORDLONE 11 年 前 5

I WANNA FEEL YOUR TITS

An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini. "I want to feel your breasts" he exclaimed. "Get away from me, you crazy old man" she replied. "I want to feel your breasts, I will give you twenty dollars," he says. "Twenty dollars, are you nuts!? Get away from me!" "I want to feel your breasts, I will give you ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS" he stated. "NO! Get away from me!" "TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS" he offered; She paused to think about it, but then comes to her senses and said, "I said NO!" "FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS if you let me feel your breasts," he cl… 阅读更多内容

发表者 LORDLONE 11 年 前 11

TRICKING A NUN

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the… 阅读更多内容

发表者 LORDLONE 11 年 前 11

GOT A SHOCK

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem. In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself". That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife. At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband. As the two begin, they find themselves in the '69' position. The man, moments later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires the sta… 阅读更多内容

发表者 LORDLONE 12 年 前 7

MOM SAYS

a little boy went off to camp for the first time ever.the first nite there it started to thunder and lightning,so the the little boy ran into the sexy counselors tent.. boy: i am scared can i sleep with u woman: no its not right boy: but mom says its OK woman: fine so the boy crawls over and lays beside her boy: can i play in your bellybutton,it will calm me down woman: NO! boy: but mom says its OK woman: fine after a few minutes woman: THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON! boy: and that aint my finger… 阅读更多内容

发表者 LORDLONE 12 年 前 6

PUPPY

A little boy and his dad are walking down the street and they see two dogs fucking. The little boy asks his father, "Daddy what are they doing?" , They're trying to make puppies the father replies. Later that night watching a****l planet with his son, they see two lions fucking, they little bay asks his father , "Daddy what are they doing?" They're trying to make kittens the father replies. The little boy walks into his parents room around 1;30 in the morning and see's his parents fucking and says "Daddy what are you doing?" "We're trying to make you a little brother or sister", the… 阅读更多内容

发表者 LORDLONE 12 年 前 6