Over the last year we’ve been to Tenerife quite a lot but nothing exciting has happened but while we were there last week we were in a bar talking to the bar man Steve, he was telling us how he was going on a date in a few days and hoped to get a fuck on his first night but he hadn’t been on a date for four years and was out of practice, that’s when my wife chipped in, you need some practice she said, why don’t you let him practice on you I said, she gave out a big smile, so did Steve. would you be up for that I asked her, yes was her answer, I then asked Steve if he wanted to practice on her,… 阅读更多内容