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I am a 4'2" magical elf with pink pointy ears and green twisted boots. I like shiny objects, as most do, but don't particularly enjoy mundane offerings. Coffee? We've had that for centuries human! Think of something better to give to me! Anyhow, I enjoy long walks on the beach and talking on the phone in favor of texting. I wish some day to own my own wildflower praerie as well as have enough man-power to conquer the whole american continent. But well, one can only dream...