This week in the UK stores have become legally obliged to charge customers for every plastic bag they use when purchasing groceries etc. This rip-off has been implemented thanks to campaigning by boring environmentalist tree-huggers who claim there is a negative environmental impact from discarded bags. This has been widely condemned (by me) as an outrage… 阅读更多内容
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Top 25 Porn Stars of the Millennium - Nos 25 - 21
Well here we have it, the moment you have all been waiting for. The results are in and the votes have been counted and recounted and I can now announce that the winner of the Top 25 porn stars as voted for by porn addicts is....... Of course i'm not going to reveal the winner straight away! These things take time, you need to build up the the big finish, like any good porn scene there needs to be a beginning, middle and end and this my friends is just the beginning! Before i reveal who finished in the numbers 25-20, a little background on this poll for those who are new to this. Follo… 阅读更多内容
A Porn Idea A Day - Sunday 16.08.15 (Rain Forest)
Today’s porn idea is that the Amazon Rain Forest is put to better use and cleared to make way for a porn theme park, think Disney but with Mason Moore rather than Mini Mouse. Mini Mouse Mason Moore http://41.m… 阅读更多内容
The Top 25 ACTIVE Porn Whores - Part 5 -THE TOP 5!
Last month, over a two-week period, a select group of 13 hardcore X-Hamster Porn Afficianados voted for the Top 25 ACTIVE Porn Whores. (Retired performers, even recent great ones like Sheena Shaw or Bobbi Starr, were ineligible.) The organizers were http://xhamster.com/user/jackoffxxx and myself (with original inspiration from http://xhamster.com/user/dp-lover). I've now tallied the votes and the results are in. I've been unveiling the winners - five whores at a time - starting with No. 25-21, and am about to unveil the fifth and final installment - The Top 5. The voters and methodology… 阅读更多内容
The Top 25 ACTIVE Porn Whores - Part 1
Over the past 10 days or so, a select group of 13 hardcore X-Hamster Porn Aficianados have been voting for the Top 25 ACTIVE Porn Whores. (Retired performers, even recent great ones like Sheena Shaw or Bobbi Starr, were ineligible.) The organizers were http://xhamster.com/user/jackoffxxx and myself (with original inspiration from http://xhamster.com/user/dp-lover). I've now tallied the votes and the results are in. I will unveil them in five separate blogs over the next week or so, starting with No. 25-21, leading up to No. 5-1. The voters and methodology are listed at the bottom. Th… 阅读更多内容
A Porn Idea A Day - Saturday 18.07.15 (1st Time)
We all love to see a whore get fucked for the first time on camera. We all love to see a whore take a dick in her ass hole for the first time on camera. We all love to see a whore get DP’d for the first time on camera. We all love to see a whore get gang banged for the first time on camera. So today’s ‘Porn Idea A… 阅读更多内容
A Porn Idea A Day - Tuesday 21.07.15 (Libraries)
One of the more unusual side effects of the huge economic success currently being experienced in the UK is the closure of some public libraries (because everyone is so rich they can afford to buy any amount of books they like). This means the libraries can be sold off and the money invested in far better projects such as water cannons to keep unruly citizens at bay. http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2014/1/10/1389365783694/Policemen-use-water-canon-007.jp… 阅读更多内容
2015 Mid-Year Gooning Diary Totals
These are the Porn Whores I shot the most cum to in the first half of 2015. Year-end totals will be posted in early January 2016. I post these results to spur conversation among my fellow addicts. Who are the Porn Whores you loaded to the most in the first six months of 2015? Are they the same as mine? Not the same? Some overlap? Feel free to comment. In fifth place is a three-way tie with FOUR big loads each: ZOEY MONROE KAYLENI LEI http://images.sex.com/i… 阅读更多内容
A Porn Idea A Day - Saturday 23.05.15 (Face Fuck)
This post is inspired by one of the very best porn addicted wankers on this site, the legend that is Paulo324. In the USA there is a TV show called 'Lip Sync Battle'. The format of the show is as follows: famous TV celebrities / actors / actresses appear on the show to lip sync popular songs from today and yesteryear. For example, in the past Ann Hathaway lip synced to Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball… http://imgick.syracuse.com/home/syr-media/width620/img/entertainment_impact/photo… 阅读更多内容
A Porn Idea A Day - Thursday 16.07.15 (Pens)
During my time writing 'A Porn Idea A Day', I have suggested a number of innovative and brilliant initiatives aimed at the discerning porn addict. Each one of them has been imaginative, yet entirely practical in terms of implementation - such as projecting porn onto public buildings 24 hours a day: 'Wank Zones on Trains': Being buried in ones local porn store: http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.980100.1321755904… 阅读更多内容
We Need More Hard Edged Roughcore Porn Choices
I just cancelled my subscription to Killergram.com after two months. If you don't know, Killergram is Britain's top porn site. It features some very hot Brit whores like KERRY LOUISE and DELTA WHITE, and while I got my nut off several times and downloaded about 30 scenes, the action by and large was just TOO DAMNED SOFT for my depraved tastes. Killergram is sorta the Brit equivalent of Brazzers, which also features some very hot whores like NIKKI BENZ and handsome production values, but again, is… 阅读更多内容