Some thoughts I felt the need to share...
I would see how many donuts fit on it and I would only refer to it's size in donut terms :) I would make love to a jar of strawberry preserves :) Then screw a jar of peanut butter and wrap a slice of bread around my penis and present it to my woman :) I'd penis paint a picasso on my bedroom wall with it :) Just to get extra creative, buy a drum and use my penis to make "fresh" beats ;) These are just a few reasons I believe I wasn't born with a penis :D… 阅读更多内容